Teddy Or Not
@teddyornot.bsky.social
angry queer with an underbite
I forgot to buy a costume, so I guess I'll just have to be a cunty fairy like every other day.
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I forgot to buy a costume, so I guess I'll just have to be a cunty fairy like every other day.
There is evidence to suggest CBT doesn't particularly help neurodiverse people, which is why I prefer dick and ball torture
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There is evidence to suggest CBT doesn't particularly help neurodiverse people, which is why I prefer dick and ball torture
The AI Chatbots haven't learned about gooning yet, so at least my job is safe.
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The AI Chatbots haven't learned about gooning yet, so at least my job is safe.
Today, an old lady on the bus saw my feed... So to whoever's gaping asshole that was, my bad.
October 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Today, an old lady on the bus saw my feed... So to whoever's gaping asshole that was, my bad.
I don't know what everyone's complaining about, I personally love when TV shows and movies don't resolve their stories in any meaningful way.
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don't know what everyone's complaining about, I personally love when TV shows and movies don't resolve their stories in any meaningful way.
GAY JUDOMASTER CONFIRMED
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
GAY JUDOMASTER CONFIRMED
Existence is Penne... like pain... sad pasta?
September 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Existence is Penne... like pain... sad pasta?
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I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors
2am and looking at puppets on Etsy... this is kind of exactly where I thought I'd be at this point in life.
May 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
2am and looking at puppets on Etsy... this is kind of exactly where I thought I'd be at this point in life.
I don't care if the meme has passed, I will never pass up the opportunity to say "go piss girl"
May 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don't care if the meme has passed, I will never pass up the opportunity to say "go piss girl"
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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up
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no I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay
January 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
no I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay
A fun thing about Magic the Gathering is that it is exclusively played by the loneliest people you'll ever meet.
January 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A fun thing about Magic the Gathering is that it is exclusively played by the loneliest people you'll ever meet.
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I’ve never once watched a monster movie and wondered who the real monsters are. It’s the guy with pointy teeth. that’s how you know
January 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ve never once watched a monster movie and wondered who the real monsters are. It’s the guy with pointy teeth. that’s how you know
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despite everything, i’m still holding on to the hope that the venga bus is coming
January 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
despite everything, i’m still holding on to the hope that the venga bus is coming
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
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god forbid women do anything
January 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
god forbid women do anything
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New year, same old me.
January 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
New year, same old me.
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I fear a lifetime of gay sex has turned me into a homosexual
January 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I fear a lifetime of gay sex has turned me into a homosexual
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the 2020s have been a fantastic decade if you judge it purely by the quality of its Sonic the Hedgehog content and literally nothing else
January 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
the 2020s have been a fantastic decade if you judge it purely by the quality of its Sonic the Hedgehog content and literally nothing else
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I’m watching Arrested Development for the first time. Lucille Bluth you will always be famous.
January 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I’m watching Arrested Development for the first time. Lucille Bluth you will always be famous.