KJ
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The most depressing push notification I've ever had:
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The most depressing push notification I've ever had:
Arayas is lovely, 10/10 would recommend them. They're 100% inauthentic though.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Arayas is lovely, 10/10 would recommend them. They're 100% inauthentic though.
I've almost played 60 hours worth of Grounded 2, it's still in early access and has like at least 3 more updates to go...
£22 is a STEAL for this game
£22 is a STEAL for this game
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I've almost played 60 hours worth of Grounded 2, it's still in early access and has like at least 3 more updates to go...
£22 is a STEAL for this game
£22 is a STEAL for this game
Need to know if I've got Harry Styles tickets, otherwise I'm going to throw myself off of the Co-Op live :)
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Need to know if I've got Harry Styles tickets, otherwise I'm going to throw myself off of the Co-Op live :)
Got a new pb on the calf press (85kg) it looks like a new born is about to emerge from my leg??
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Got a new pb on the calf press (85kg) it looks like a new born is about to emerge from my leg??
Stop trying to make What Not? Happen. It's never going to happen.
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Stop trying to make What Not? Happen. It's never going to happen.
Quinta Brunson bringing back 22 episode series is doing the lord's work.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Quinta Brunson bringing back 22 episode series is doing the lord's work.
Made myself healthy tacos and oh my God. These may be the best things I've had in quite a while.
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Made myself healthy tacos and oh my God. These may be the best things I've had in quite a while.
When and or if I ever own a home it will be one of the most whimsical places anyone has ever stepped foot in.
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
When and or if I ever own a home it will be one of the most whimsical places anyone has ever stepped foot in.
The Muppets if they didn't slay:
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The Muppets if they didn't slay:
Genuinely forgot how hangry I get when I'm going full send on a diet. Vicious little mix.
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Genuinely forgot how hangry I get when I'm going full send on a diet. Vicious little mix.
Sorry to talk about work on here but using Notion to task plan etc has saved my ass so many times. What a tool 🥰
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Sorry to talk about work on here but using Notion to task plan etc has saved my ass so many times. What a tool 🥰
Just walked past both Rodeo and Get Baked without buying anything everyone clap !!
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Just walked past both Rodeo and Get Baked without buying anything everyone clap !!
Northern have only put two carriages on my commuter train instead of the usual five. It is HEAVING.
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Northern have only put two carriages on my commuter train instead of the usual five. It is HEAVING.
It's been 10 years since Grease Live! I'm officially old.
February 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
It's been 10 years since Grease Live! I'm officially old.
I've just done a top-up shop and other than two two items the rest is just pretty much protein ☠️
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I've just done a top-up shop and other than two two items the rest is just pretty much protein ☠️
Have just realised I've only drank once in all of January?
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Have just realised I've only drank once in all of January?
The noises the spiders make on Grounded 2 go allllll the way through me. Even after playing both games for like 200+ hours overall.
January 30, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The noises the spiders make on Grounded 2 go allllll the way through me. Even after playing both games for like 200+ hours overall.
Carrying flowers through a busy city centre is the equivalent level of attention seeking as ordering fajitas in a busy restaurant.
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Carrying flowers through a busy city centre is the equivalent level of attention seeking as ordering fajitas in a busy restaurant.
Going away with Jacob and his family in July and all I can think about is absolutely destroying them all at Badminton, even tho I've only played like 5 times in my adult life.
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Going away with Jacob and his family in July and all I can think about is absolutely destroying them all at Badminton, even tho I've only played like 5 times in my adult life.
I fucking hate web developers. How are you going to advise a client on something you don't actually know about and block my work???
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I fucking hate web developers. How are you going to advise a client on something you don't actually know about and block my work???
Ordered a new monitor riser and it matches my desk perfectly, I've truly played a blinder there
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Ordered a new monitor riser and it matches my desk perfectly, I've truly played a blinder there
My grandma made sausage rolls and a sticky toffee pudding cake for mine and Jacob's arrival 😭🥺
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 PM
My grandma made sausage rolls and a sticky toffee pudding cake for mine and Jacob's arrival 😭🥺
The one thing I miss about having an iPhone/ Apple watch is the little button you could press to to make your phone play a sound
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The one thing I miss about having an iPhone/ Apple watch is the little button you could press to to make your phone play a sound
Can't be posting stuff like that when you're wearing THAT jumper in your profile pic ☠️☠️
I’m a bit gutted for Rachel that she’s won in an I’ll-fitting dress #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Can't be posting stuff like that when you're wearing THAT jumper in your profile pic ☠️☠️