Tim Newport (they/them)
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I work in books (not the fun kind), play ice hockey and make things.
Naarm's keenest bean. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Yes, I know my site is down.
Naarm's keenest bean. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Yes, I know my site is down.
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Oh, hello! Looks like this has been officially announced at last!
Coming February 2026, Roger Langridge is back with an all-new Muppet comic book!
Coming Soon: Roger Langridge’s Muppet Noir - ToughPigs
Roger Langridge is back with a new crime-filled Muppet comic!
www.toughpigs.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Oh, hello! Looks like this has been officially announced at last!
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This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
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Don't worry!
Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End
Washington state geologists confirmed today that, according to their most recent research study, Mount Rainier definitely won’t erupt at any point during your lifetime, with the possible exception …
theneedling.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don't worry!
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IRIDESCENT CLOUD ON MARS
Iridescent clouds over Gale Crater (enhanced color) - From Simeon Schmauß (stim3on.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2qJvryP
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
IRIDESCENT CLOUD ON MARS
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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Drive back a hostile alien fungus with a spray cleaner as you traverse your childhood home with grappling tethers & gravity tools.. but is your first love among the dead?
"System shock meets Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com
"beautiful, intimate, deeply affecting" - @ign.com
Available now!
"System shock meets Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com
"beautiful, intimate, deeply affecting" - @ign.com
Available now!
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Drive back a hostile alien fungus with a spray cleaner as you traverse your childhood home with grappling tethers & gravity tools.. but is your first love among the dead?
"System shock meets Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com
"beautiful, intimate, deeply affecting" - @ign.com
Available now!
"System shock meets Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com
"beautiful, intimate, deeply affecting" - @ign.com
Available now!
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Robert Altman, on the filming of THE LONG GOODBYE:
“Sterling Hayden did the same scene twice, once drunk and once stoned, and he was great both times.”
“Sterling Hayden did the same scene twice, once drunk and once stoned, and he was great both times.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Robert Altman, on the filming of THE LONG GOODBYE:
“Sterling Hayden did the same scene twice, once drunk and once stoned, and he was great both times.”
“Sterling Hayden did the same scene twice, once drunk and once stoned, and he was great both times.”
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I hate it when the quiet person at the end of a table full of arguing comrades shouts "ENOUGH!" But I love it when he quietly yet forcefully gives us clarity of purpose with a few strong sentences
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hate it when the quiet person at the end of a table full of arguing comrades shouts "ENOUGH!" But I love it when he quietly yet forcefully gives us clarity of purpose with a few strong sentences
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I hate it when as reward for saving my people, I hand over our ancient, sacred tribal weapon to an adventurer who immediately scraps that shit for parts. Like right in front of me.
May 2, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I hate it when as reward for saving my people, I hand over our ancient, sacred tribal weapon to an adventurer who immediately scraps that shit for parts. Like right in front of me.
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Nakadai is an all timer. Sword of Doom is an exceptional bad vibes movie. “Evil mind. Evil sword.“ It’s worth finding one of his films and getting familiar this week
Tatsuya Nakadai was brilliant in so many films. ‘Intense’ hardly covers it. The Human Condition, Harakiri, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, so many, so many.
I wrote an essay about my favorite performance of his, The Sword of Doom, and its final frame— his face forever trapped in rage.
youtu.be/HHCEaWpycdY?...
I wrote an essay about my favorite performance of his, The Sword of Doom, and its final frame— his face forever trapped in rage.
youtu.be/HHCEaWpycdY?...
My Essay About the Final Frame of THE SWORD OF DOOM
YouTube video by William J. Meyer
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Nakadai is an all timer. Sword of Doom is an exceptional bad vibes movie. “Evil mind. Evil sword.“ It’s worth finding one of his films and getting familiar this week
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RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
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the government forcing the wiggles to do a podcast episode as punishment really shifts the Overton window of regulatory enforcement possibilities
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
the government forcing the wiggles to do a podcast episode as punishment really shifts the Overton window of regulatory enforcement possibilities
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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Mother is sending me memes again
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Mother is sending me memes again
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Nan mais y'a un moment quand on charge avec des T'au aussi faut pas s'étonner du résultat
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nan mais y'a un moment quand on charge avec des T'au aussi faut pas s'étonner du résultat
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A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
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"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over
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congrats to all my friends in new york. you were right. bodegas are a whole different kind of thing and not just corner shops where cats sometimes live
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
congrats to all my friends in new york. you were right. bodegas are a whole different kind of thing and not just corner shops where cats sometimes live
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Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
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RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
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I would like to posit that the problem is not daylight v standard time. The problem is that we have a society that thinks wintertime productivity should be the same and follow the same schedule as summertime productivity, and that’s horseshit.
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I would like to posit that the problem is not daylight v standard time. The problem is that we have a society that thinks wintertime productivity should be the same and follow the same schedule as summertime productivity, and that’s horseshit.