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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I was talking about Aziz playing Riyadh to my dad and he said you can't blame him because he was canceled for saying something. At least anecdotally I can say some people don't even remember what they think they're defending!
The number of folks in replies to this post who are defending CK, Ansari, and Franken is substantial. The number who are doing so while accurately describing the uncontested facts in those three cases? Zero.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Like 8-9 years ago we had a meeting at work where an old copy editor asked what woke means, we have him our best explanation, and one of my coworkers said "now you're woke af" and we all had a good laugh.

Today I think people above a certain age saying it should be imprisoned
i'd love to read a real evolution of "stay woke" - i saw it evolve as:
1. in black culture, a way of pointing out structural racism
2. on black twitter, same thing but often a joke about something silly
3. white people adopt woke to mean generic antiracism
4. conservatives learn a new n-word
“woke” as i recall originated as a kind of ironic conspiratorial posting thing on black twitter (“stay woke”), and then conservatives decided it was just “political correctness” in the millennial era bsky.app/profile/unst...
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The latest Chair Company is basically Beau Is Afraid
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What was your favorite racist attack on Mamdani? Mine was that he is secretly a homophobe because he's from Uganda
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Remembering Dick Cheney's most important accomplishment: Losing a Spike TV Guy's Choice Award to Tina Fey
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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lol
October 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The world would be a better place if there was an all in one service called Sports that just had access to all of the sports that are on nationally that day. The networks could bid on the presentation rights within the app and tailor the ads to their productions. Give me $1 billion
Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Strong possibility he came at the thought of hurting somebody
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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some people probably sincerely believe "the record" is a legal thing as opposed to a journalistic convention and I don't want to sound like a snob but that's probably not a great fact about a us attorney
It's so fucking funny whenever this happens. They need to start teaching how on the record & off the record works in high school, frankly.

Until then though, I will keep laughing at the clowns who try to invoke it retroactively
Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works

(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The 4Patriots guy looks like he's actively dying
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Instead of Young Bosch they should make a show shout Johnny Yong Bosch
MGM+ brings you ‘Bosch: Start of Watch,’ a prequel series about Harry Bosch’s first days on the LAPD. Cameron Monaghan stars as the Bosch Baby.
They’re Young Sheldon–ing Bosch
MGM+ brings you ‘Bosch: Start of Watch,’ a prequel series about Harry Bosch’s first days on the LAPD. Cameron Monaghan stars as the Bosch Baby.
www.vulture.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trevor Lawrence is football's truest idiot savant
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Everyone was so excited by it and all it did was remind me of the last big Oscar contender to use it: American Hustle
just gotta swallow all my snob opinions about the steely dan drop in one battle after another now that i know which song it was. big tent big tent big tent
October 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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this is ART
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Kind of crazy that Metal Threat went from normal vaguely seedy sounding festival to full on suburban Nazi gathering
October 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
New words I've heard used by Love Is Blind contestants while Alex is watching:
-Uncomfortability
-Intuitional
-Decombusting
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Why were so many 80s/early 90s movies set in Chicago?
October 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Las Vegas must be destroyed if we ever want to rebuild this country
What’s the worst city you’ve visited?

I’ll never go back to Myrtle Beach SC if somebody paid me
September 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
One Battle After Another certainly hits after being inundated with ICE ads all weekend
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM