Chris Knowles
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Chris Knowles
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Christian, indie game developer of optimization puzzle game Hexahedra. Blogs about geekery and Christianity at the same time.

Former RuneScape engine dev at Jagex.

Hexahedra: https://s.team/a/1248420
Blog: https://blog.tarrenam.com
But with the added disadvantage that while the real monkeys might randomly create something new, the fake robot monkeys will only rehash things that have already been written.
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Working in ancient codebases is often frustrating, but yesterday I did a TODO from 2007 and it was very satisfying.

#gamedev
January 30, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Slightly diminish a game

Anecdote of Zelda
Slightly diminish a game

Considerable Annihilation
Slightly diminish a game

Baldur's Catflap
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Slightly diminish a game

Duopoly
Slightly diminish a game

Considerable Annihilation
Slightly diminish a game

Baldur's Catflap
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Slightly diminish a game

Penultimate Fantasy
Slightly diminish a game

Considerable Annihilation
Slightly diminish a game

Baldur's Catflap
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Slightly diminish a game

Considerable Annihilation
Slightly diminish a game

Baldur's Catflap
Slightly diminish a game

Late-Stage Fantasy
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Found room 46, immediately stopped, because my goodness puzzle games do NOT get better if you add RNG and grinding.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It is time
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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Mini of the month - Not very Christmassy

Entry 14 by @chrisabernethy.bsky.social

Naughty || Nice

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Yuri Gagarin went round the earth once and was made Hero of the Soviet Union. I go around the sun every year and all I get is a cake.
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The prizes are set up for the annual family Sprout Bowling session.
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Walked past Kate Winslet in a corridor at a school she was considering for her children.
Shared an elevator with LL Cool J and someone he was with while going to work
Sold Danny Glover a USB car charger.
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm desperately hoping this is an Adobe Illustrator gag.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oof! I sort of regret letting my parents get rid of mine (and the Acorn Electron), but to be honest the odds I'd ever actually crack it out are pretty slim. I do still have my Mega Drive but I never turn it on.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oh, yes, the battery life. And some pretty weak soldering that meant the mains input would break after a while. I remember that one of the tensest things about playing on mine was not moving too much and joggling the cable, causing it to reset.
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm confused that programming is in S but specific, hard bits of programming, like online multiplayer, are in A 🤔

But I do love that quaternions are some sort of weird alien creature!
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Particularly when McClane has no shoes!
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What's the stupidest picture you own?
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
So this is essentially a 1% rev share (though with some annoying stepping) once a game's revenue hits $25m?
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Our tree is up! This year the position of angel stand-in goes to WALL-E.
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If the government does introduce a pro-generative AI copyright bill, I'd love a journalist to ask how much of the legislation was drafted by AI.

When the answer is "none", press on why not. Make them admit that it's not reliable enough for anything actually important.
🚨 The UK government just published a breakdown of the responses to its consultation on AI & copyright:

- 95% of respondents want AI companies to pay for their training data (made up of 88% saying strengthen copyright law, & 7% saying leave it as is)

🧵 1/2
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Is "DevPods" another name for those little coffee capsules you put in the machine?
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM