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in ur water, eatin ur algae
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Alors! Étudiants, répétez moi:

LE vagin et LA bussey
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“don’t be bigoted towards AI.”

your AI data centers are poisoning Black communities as we speak, please get some fucking perspective. jesus christ
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I’ll start crashing out if people started caring about racism against AI but can’t wrap their head around antiblackness or xenophobia or-
You can’t be racist against AI. AI does not have a race. It doesn’t have a body to be racialized. It doesn’t have a perspective which can experience racism

“An AI” is not a person. It’s a fuckload of floating point numbers wrapped in a function that accepts input and returns outputs. That is all
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Do I have it right that people who are trying to create digital slaves are telling other people not to use "eugenics language" toward computer programs
October 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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no, see, you type "porn" into google to get to pornub, then "porm" once there to see the real hardcore porm
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
TIL that Alexei Navalny was poisoned while watching Pickle Rick
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
bluesky has the juice
What will poor Eric Adams do for work?
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group
September 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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new crualty squad fan map found
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...
Cruelty Squad: Utahnasia (download in description)
YouTube video by wget
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
important to intersperse doomscrolling with genuinely good news: cocaine is cheaper and safer than ever before. ask your doctor if blow is right for you.
Behind a paywall now, chart's still relevant
www.ft.com/content/6046...
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Every week or so across the last decade, I think about this shattering @alexanderchee.bsky.social essay on his catering work for the Buckleys.
Mr. and Mrs. B - Longreads
When Alexander Chee was a struggling young writer, working as a cater-waiter for William F. and Pat Buckley.
longreads.com
September 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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You know that Charlie Kirk’s assassination and our period of national mourning would evaporate in a flash if it turned out that one of Nick Fuentes’ little Nazis was the shooter.
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails.

It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
Jeffrey Epstein Email Trove Reveals Ghislaine Maxwell’s Secrets
A cache of 18,000 messages obtained by Bloomberg News reveals Maxwell’s deep ties and involvement with the disgraced financier and sex offender.
www.bloomberg.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"please let me die"
September 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
buying a "fully depreciated woman" with "people skills" from known sex trafficker for $22,500, yep, ok
September 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
people with LLM spouses are really exploring the outermost edges of human thought at this point
September 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the venture capitalists saying the quiet part out loud (www.wired.com/story/the-ba...)

"we are victims because there are not enough poor people whose bodies we can use"
September 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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If you know a better way of playing Beetle Jenga, I'd love to hear it.
September 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I still hold grudges against people who were very centristy in the bush era and always chastized crazy liberal bloggers for their supposed alarmism. Many of those people are suitably alarmed now, but maybe "impeaching George bush" and "put dick cheney in prison " weren’t such crazy ideas after all
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
lies, false advertising, how dare they, etc
September 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
lesson 12: never stop posting, even when your brain starts shutting down and you see the tunnel to hell opening before you
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
THIS SEEMS BAD SO I GUESS THAT'S WHY WE'RE YELLING
U.S. STOCK MARKET REACHES MOST EXPENSIVE LEVEL IN HISTORY, OVERTAKING DOT-COM ERA AND 1929 PRE-DEPRESSION PEAK
September 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM