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Altered screenshot of the quote-tweet above, the subhed now reads "If you wish to see a virgin onscreen, this is one of your better chances."
October 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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TIL that Alexei Navalny was poisoned while watching Pickle Rick
Screenshot from Navalny's book "Opposing Forces": Russia is built on corruption and everyone has a case. My mood, already great, gets even better as I look forward to three and a half blissful hours of complete relaxation. First I'11 watch an episode of Rick and Morty, then read. I fasten my seat belt and take off my sneakers. The plane starts moving down the runway. I delve into my backpack, take out my laptop and headphones, open the Rick and Morty folder, and choose a season at random. then an episode. I'm in luck again; this is the one where Rick turns into a pickle. I love it. A passing flight attendant looks askance but doesn't ask me to close the laptop as mandated by an outdated aircraft security regulation. It's one of the perks of being a minor celebrity. Today is going really well. Then it stops going well. Thanks to that kind flight attendant, I now know precisely the moment when I felt that something was wrong. Later on, after eighteen days in a coma, twenty-six days in intensive care, and thirty-four days in the hospital, I will put on gloves, clean my laptop with an alcohol wipe, open it, and discover that the episode was twenty-one minutes in. It takes an event really out of the ordinary to make me stop watching Rick and Morty during takeoff-turbulence would not be enough-but I am looking at the screen and can't concentrate. Cold sweat begins to run down my forehead. Something very, very odd and wrong is happening to me. I have to close the laptop. Icy sweat runs down my forehead. There is so much that I ask Kira, who is sitting next to me on my left, for a tissue. She is absorbed in her ebook and, without looking up, takes a pack of tissues from her bag and hands it to me. I use one. Then a second. Something is definitely not right. It's not Iike anything I have ever experienced. It's not even clear what I'm experiencing. Nothing hurts. I just have a weird sense that my entire system is failing.
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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this might have legs
Cropped skeet screenshot, with a PFP of a guy who says "well actually" a lot: "Sorry to break it to you, but"
September 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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love getting my exposure to the 'thinkers' of x dot com, who sure like their big words if they're not really sure what to do with them
A tweet by "@MattPirkowski": A useful window into how online legibility makes entirely normative behaviors—majorities across all racial categories exhibit strong in-group mating preference—seem perverse in relation to our consciously stated “beliefs”. In other words, legibility increases preference falsification by forcing normative behaviors that would otherwise play out intuitively into the realm of consciously performative articulation. Most online spectacles lie downstream this dynamic.
September 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting (Onion headline)
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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buying a "fully depreciated woman" with "people skills" from known sex trafficker for $22,500, yep, ok
Picture of Epstein, some other guy, Trump and a woman who's face is redacted, all holding a giant novelty check, made to Epstein for $22,500, signed by "DTRUMP". The handwritten caption underneath says : "JEFFREY SHOWING EARLY TALENTS WITH MONEY + WOMEN! SELLS "FULLY DEPRECIATED" [REDACTED] TO DONALD TRUMP FOR $22,500. SHOWED EARLY "PEOPLE SKILLS" TOO. EVEN THOUGH I HANDLED THE DEAL I DIDN'T GET ANY OF THE MONEY OR THE GIRL!
September 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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i honestly have no idea what this says, is it incriminating?
Bill Clinton's page in the Epstein 50th birthday book. It reads: Jeffrey, Happy 50th -- It's something isn't it, to have [... the rest is completely illegible to me ...]
September 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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the venture capitalists saying the quiet part out loud (www.wired.com/story/the-ba...)

"we are victims because there are not enough poor people whose bodies we can use"
“I am the victim here,” Bi told me repeatedly. Being a “single mom,” she said, “doesn’t give you the right to kill another son. You don’t have that victim card to play.” She was almost screaming when she said it. Bi explains over and over her belief that surrogates hold all of the power. There are far more intended parents than surrogates—between three and 10 times as many—and IPs are, as Bi put it online, in “such a disadvantaged position.” Once a GC has the embryo inside of them, they can harm the baby. Therefore, IPs are at their whim.
September 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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well technically
darth vader asks a member of the rebel alliance: if this is a sex labyrinth, where is the sex minotaur?
September 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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graham linehan when he thinks about trans people
a dead maggot from silksong, looks a lot like glinner tbh
September 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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yay, thank you, i can see the sex maze!
(15 seconds later)
oh no, i looked at the sex maze and am kind of bummed out
a picture of part of the sex maze that includes an outdoor 5' high wall with 2 crotch-height archways in it? abutting this archway is a stool or bench or something? i dunno there's other stuff going around these archways that I don't really have the vocabulary to describe, sorry
September 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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i clicked and am now disappointed
Werner Herzog says: I would like to see the sex maze
September 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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lies, false advertising, how dare they, etc
silksong "now available" Something Went Wrong We were unable to service your request. Please try again later. E502 L3
September 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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this game is too hard, still stuck on this boss
Something Went Wrong We were unable to service your request. Please try again later. E502 L3
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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really don't love that people WILL NOT FUCKING STOP REPOSTING IT, as evidenced by the tweets immediately before and after yours on my tl
the parent tweet in my timeline, surrounded on top and bottom by people who will not stop reposting the fucking snuff film
September 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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lesson 12: never stop posting, even when your brain starts shutting down and you see the tunnel to hell opening before you
trump's truth social post from 8/28. it is nothing but a photo of an oval-shaped dark void.
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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wow, he even messed up the american flag! this is definitely evidence of thing
the "enhanced" version of the usa flag on trump's hat has been "enhanced" into being a series of red lines
September 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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he appears to be taking it well and treating his "fellow" artists with respect
Screenshots shared by @karenhellionart on instagram. These are screenshots of DMs shared "ogartofficial", the AI artist that was kicked out of DragonCon. His messages include: "id share a screenshot of my sales this weekend but dont have to show it give any explanations to you losers" "You guys are sore because you don't sell shit will forever be broke. Have fun being a broke bitch."
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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incredible interaction, no notes @thelouvreof.bsky.social
‪@ianboudreau.com‬: The people clapping their hands and giggling at the jingling Gavin Newsom meme keys will never allow themselves to understand that the Harris campaign lost all on its own by agreeing with Trump that immigration was a serious problem that needed to be solved with stern faces and barbed wire @marko906.bsky.social‬: Just say you like losing. You like losing. @ianboudreau.com‬: I will if you promise to learn how to read @marko906.bsky.social‬: Sorry, not following.
August 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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two sickos doing the "ha ha ha ... yes!" surrounding the original tweet ("META TO DOWNSIZE AI DIVISION, SOME EXECUTIVES EXPECTED TO LEAVE: NYT")
August 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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it's the pig, with the balls, and the poop on the balls
August 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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wow, seems like a pretty shitty way to store your money
10 relatively straightforward to identify wallet addresses with distinctive characteristics, such as unusually large balances or unique compositions of cryptoassets. 40. Thus, by disclosing the specific amounts of Plaintiff’s cryptocurrency holdings broken out by cryptocurrency, Bloomberg will provide everyone—including bad actors—with vital information necessary to identify crypto wallets that are owned by Plaintiff. Indeed, even if holdings are split among multiple wallets, bad actors can identify linked wallets through address clustering techniques, which analyze patterns such as common inputs, transaction flows, or behavioral signals, to find multiple addresses controlled by the same individual or entity. 41. As soon as the Plaintiff’s wallets are identified, associated wallets can also be found. 42. Given his significant crypto holdings, once Plaintiff’s wallet numbers are known, Plaintiff will become a considerable target for bad actors who can use the information to determine the methods to carry out an attack, which may include a variety of tools to steal, extort, and attack Plaintiff.
August 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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what is even going on here
Quote from the article: Using AI purely as a VFX tool is “a little sad,” said Saatchi, Fable’s CEO and co-founder. “The ‘Toy Story of AI’ isn’t just going to be a cheap ‘Toy Story.’ Our idea is that ‘Toy Story of AI’ would be playable, with millions of new scenes, all owned by Disney.” Saatchi said Fable is in talks about a partnership with Disney, among other Hollywood studios, about licensing IP for the Showrunner platform.
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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From the transcript: Q Ms. Loomer, I'm asking you -- 18 THE REPORTER: One at a time for the 19 record. 20 THE WITNESS: You're a Democrat -- 21 BY MS. BOLGER: 22 Q I'm asking you a -- 0267 1 A You're a Democrat, Kate. You're trying to 2 justify somebody killing Trump. I get it. You don't 3 like Trump. 4 Q I'm asking you a question about what 5 happened in Shakespeare in the Park.
August 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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no
no, but with bugs bunny saying it
August 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM