Jeff
@tacosandhaircut.bsky.social
Seattle Sounders
Games: story-based, cozy, solo, roguelike cg
Pop-sci fanboy: physics, paleoanthropology
Origins, histories, etymologies, connections
neurosomething he/him
https://letterboxd.com/ijreilly/
Games: story-based, cozy, solo, roguelike cg
Pop-sci fanboy: physics, paleoanthropology
Origins, histories, etymologies, connections
neurosomething he/him
https://letterboxd.com/ijreilly/
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Jeff
@tacosandhaircut.bsky.social
· Jun 12
(Quoting to repost with alt text
and be able to pin to my profile)
and be able to pin to my profile)
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CIA Press Release: "We have successfully created the 'Abandoned Former Child Soldier Death Squad' from the hit Tom Clancy Novel 'Don't Abandon your Former Child Soldier Death Squad'."
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
CIA Press Release: "We have successfully created the 'Abandoned Former Child Soldier Death Squad' from the hit Tom Clancy Novel 'Don't Abandon your Former Child Soldier Death Squad'."
Reminder this is one of the main things the Bluesky elders impressed upon me when I joined in the late Paleolithic (last days of invite era):
- use alt text, don’t repost textless imgs
- block first, don’t engage chuds/trolls
- trans women are women/men are men
- they’re called skeets/Alf hog 4ever
- use alt text, don’t repost textless imgs
- block first, don’t engage chuds/trolls
- trans women are women/men are men
- they’re called skeets/Alf hog 4ever
Why is alt text so hard to use and why is it such a big ask that you use it?
Kindness is the only currency that isn't imaginary, why don't you spend some.
Kindness is the only currency that isn't imaginary, why don't you spend some.
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reminder this is one of the main things the Bluesky elders impressed upon me when I joined in the late Paleolithic (last days of invite era):
- use alt text, don’t repost textless imgs
- block first, don’t engage chuds/trolls
- trans women are women/men are men
- they’re called skeets/Alf hog 4ever
- use alt text, don’t repost textless imgs
- block first, don’t engage chuds/trolls
- trans women are women/men are men
- they’re called skeets/Alf hog 4ever
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Two new prints are live NOW!
Blue Ascent (16"x24") channels upward energy through mountain forms and geometric Cascades, while GK Union (11"x16.5") explores the goalkeeper's domain through angles, color, and motion. Available now on my site stefan24frei.com
Blue Ascent (16"x24") channels upward energy through mountain forms and geometric Cascades, while GK Union (11"x16.5") explores the goalkeeper's domain through angles, color, and motion. Available now on my site stefan24frei.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Two new prints are live NOW!
Blue Ascent (16"x24") channels upward energy through mountain forms and geometric Cascades, while GK Union (11"x16.5") explores the goalkeeper's domain through angles, color, and motion. Available now on my site stefan24frei.com
Blue Ascent (16"x24") channels upward energy through mountain forms and geometric Cascades, while GK Union (11"x16.5") explores the goalkeeper's domain through angles, color, and motion. Available now on my site stefan24frei.com
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
He should simply text STOP 2 End
JUST IN: Multiple bomb threats were received at Chuck Schumer's (D-N.Y.) offices across New York today
Multiple bomb threats at Schumer's New York offices
Schumer said his offices in Rochester, Binghamton and Long Island were targeted.
trib.al
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He should simply text STOP 2 End
Who?
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Who?
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Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
I’ve been enjoying this a silly amount.
The innovative multipurpose flagship handheld technology used by some of our earliest ancestors in the genus Homo.
Obsidian the pro model? (Analogy for amusement purposes only)
The innovative multipurpose flagship handheld technology used by some of our earliest ancestors in the genus Homo.
Obsidian the pro model? (Analogy for amusement purposes only)
My new lock screen wallpaper:
Lower Paleolithic 1.2-million-year-old obsidian hand axe made by unknown hominin at Simbiro III (Melka Kunture, Upper Awash Valley, Ethiopia)
#acheulean #lithics #paleoanthropoly
Lower Paleolithic 1.2-million-year-old obsidian hand axe made by unknown hominin at Simbiro III (Melka Kunture, Upper Awash Valley, Ethiopia)
#acheulean #lithics #paleoanthropoly
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’ve been enjoying this a silly amount.
The innovative multipurpose flagship handheld technology used by some of our earliest ancestors in the genus Homo.
Obsidian the pro model? (Analogy for amusement purposes only)
The innovative multipurpose flagship handheld technology used by some of our earliest ancestors in the genus Homo.
Obsidian the pro model? (Analogy for amusement purposes only)
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Me: (sleeping peacefully)
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
Siri, set 6:30 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me: (sleeping peacefully)
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
My new lock screen wallpaper:
Lower Paleolithic 1.2-million-year-old obsidian hand axe made by unknown hominin at Simbiro III (Melka Kunture, Upper Awash Valley, Ethiopia)
#acheulean #lithics #paleoanthropoly
Lower Paleolithic 1.2-million-year-old obsidian hand axe made by unknown hominin at Simbiro III (Melka Kunture, Upper Awash Valley, Ethiopia)
#acheulean #lithics #paleoanthropoly
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
My new lock screen wallpaper:
Lower Paleolithic 1.2-million-year-old obsidian hand axe made by unknown hominin at Simbiro III (Melka Kunture, Upper Awash Valley, Ethiopia)
#acheulean #lithics #paleoanthropoly
Lower Paleolithic 1.2-million-year-old obsidian hand axe made by unknown hominin at Simbiro III (Melka Kunture, Upper Awash Valley, Ethiopia)
#acheulean #lithics #paleoanthropoly
🍿Coming Soon
Blurst
Blurst
100 chimps in the netflix screenwriters lounge pressing the text prediction button repeatedly
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
🍿Coming Soon
Blurst
Blurst
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
-Olympic Marmot
-Spiny Lobster
-American Alligator
-Greater Roadrunner
-Pacific Geoduck
-Olympic Marmot
-Spiny Lobster
-American Alligator
-Greater Roadrunner
-Pacific Geoduck
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Orca (Orcinus orca)
- Coho salmon (Oncorhynchus kisutch)
- dogfish shark (Squalus acanthias)
- Columbian black-tailed deer (Odocoileus hemionus columbianus)
- Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)
- Orca (Orcinus orca)
- Coho salmon (Oncorhynchus kisutch)
- dogfish shark (Squalus acanthias)
- Columbian black-tailed deer (Odocoileus hemionus columbianus)
- Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
-dog
-cat
-squirrel
-rabbit
-pigeon
-dog
-cat
-squirrel
-rabbit
-pigeon
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
-Olympic Marmot
-Spiny Lobster
-American Alligator
-Greater Roadrunner
-Pacific Geoduck
-Olympic Marmot
-Spiny Lobster
-American Alligator
-Greater Roadrunner
-Pacific Geoduck
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
Great, once they’re all lined up they can march the fuck home.
New — In light of WV guard member Sarah Beckstrom’s death, a call has gone out to all National Guard members in the DC area asking them to come to the Eisenhower Memorial to line the procession from the hospital.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Great, once they’re all lined up they can march the fuck home.
Keeping all of you fellow haters in my thoughts that must endure another Day of 1000 piles of moist mush, meat gloop, and a bird so delicious nobody cooks one any other day of the year
Additional tots and pears if you’re suffering the indignity of hosting and preparing everyone’s beloved slop.
Additional tots and pears if you’re suffering the indignity of hosting and preparing everyone’s beloved slop.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Keeping all of you fellow haters in my thoughts that must endure another Day of 1000 piles of moist mush, meat gloop, and a bird so delicious nobody cooks one any other day of the year
Additional tots and pears if you’re suffering the indignity of hosting and preparing everyone’s beloved slop.
Additional tots and pears if you’re suffering the indignity of hosting and preparing everyone’s beloved slop.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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Happy Thanksgiving. A few years ago I baked a pecan pie in a nut-based crust and the local squirrels just about lost their damn minds trying to get into the house.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. A few years ago I baked a pecan pie in a nut-based crust and the local squirrels just about lost their damn minds trying to get into the house.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat
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Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.
Verdict: delicious
Verdict: delicious
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.
Verdict: delicious
Verdict: delicious
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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