Right after the military completed ‘Operation murder civilians in an illegal drug war because the president said so’ from the hit Tom Clancy novel ‘Don’t murder civilians in an illegal drug war just because the president said so’

CIA Press Release: "We have successfully created the 'Abandoned Former Child Soldier Death Squad' from the hit Tom Clancy Novel 'Don't Abandon your Former Child Soldier Death Squad'."

Last one doesn’t seem as important, I don’t care what you call posts per se, but the bsky team disliked it for prudish/tryhard reasons.

Just remember the elders that shaped this place and its culture (people who weren’t welcome on Twitter) and don’t let bsky stab them in the back.

What’d I miss?

Oh, that only generated more unwanted messages from different numbers, multiplying like heads of the Hydra? Oopsie.

Never heard of her

Better than Pink Phony Club winning it.

Plus, if another Cascadia team wins their first Cup we’re definitely adding a third star next year. It’s just science.

Charlie Cluck-ed

Nor the burpee exercise

(The story behind the documentary Best Worst Movie, which was the story behind the worst movie ever made—Troll 2.)

(I might have sensory issues lol. And I’m for sure a Grinchy asshole.)

But I guess that’s the beauty of all this bland buttery bullshit, it’s no more revolting reheated. The only thing that will suffer will be the one item I included to keep my sanity that requires teeth and functioning tastebuds.

lol rushed to prep everything else because FIL stepped in to help and said the turkey was done (I just assumed they used the thermometer or otherwise knew what the fuck they were talking about) so now everything needs to be reheated in an hour or so when it’s actually done.

Crash out complete!