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Stirling Matheson
@szmatheson.bsky.social
Semi-disgruntled ballet and film director/producer, writer, reluctant construction professional.

The quickest way to my heart is through the gaps in my ribcage.
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Today is the day (and also my birthday)!

iHunt: Loose Threads is live on YouTube. It's a slice of life showing what a character in @machineiv.bsky.social's brilliant #iHunt RPG might have to put up with

youtu.be/rwjrLyhGGSU?...

#ttrpg #rpg #indierpg #shortfilm #youtube.
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
youtu.be
I figured out why MTG is resigning: she finally became literate and thus could read the writing on the wall.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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It's pretty fucked up that the Sumerians were domesticating cheetahs and we just let that go. What a fucking missed opportunity.
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It's pretty fucked up that the Sumerians were domesticating cheetahs and we just let that go. What a fucking missed opportunity.
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Updating old Taylor Swift songs:

🎶🎶she wears short shorts 🎶🎶
🎶🎶I wear exclusively $18,000 bedazzled leotards🎶🎶
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I mean, you don’t _have_ to take constructive advice. One time this guy started to listen to critiques from me & others (see clip below), and for years it worked really great and the ecosystem thrived. Then he decided to go the exact opposite way. I wonder how it turned out. youtu.be/oXkW0W9jCN0
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Good morning!!! We’re at 80 votes on #iHunt: Loose Threads.

If a million people voted for it today, we would have ONE MILLION AND EIGHTY votes.

Let that sink in. And add your vote to the tally.

@szmatheson.bsky.social and I want your sink! I mean vote! We want your vote!
Watch #iHunt: Loose Threads Short Film on Short of the Month
#iHunt is a gig economy app where dirt poor gen z and millennials break their bodies and risk their lives to hunt and kill monsters. Maeve comes home from filming an #iHunt promo video only to realize...
www.shortofthemonth.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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If my wife entered a memorial for me like Stone Cold Steve Austin I'd haunt the fuck out of her.
September 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Remember when trans people complained about some of Chappelle's jokes and then he got a multi-million dollar deal to make more Netflix specials? Now THAT was cancel culture!
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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In America, this happens all the time.

And we don’t talk about it because it’s not “crime.” There’s no one to blame who’s not already dead.

The only answer is to keep angry men from having guns, and we won’t do that.

www.google.com/search?clien...
murder suicide - Google Search
www.google.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Good morning Bluesky !
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The last time an English person ran headfirst into the point this hard was the Battle of Bannockburn.
September 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt admitted that the government will "redact every republican" and "leave all the liberal, democratic people” on the Epstein client list.

He also said Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a minimum securithy prison as "a benefit to keep her mouth shut."
September 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reposted by Stirling Matheson
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm not going to stop talking about this until we have a feature in development.
I'm gonna chatter a little bit about this production. If you haven't watched it yet, WATCH IT. It's like ten minutes.

So we open with Raja, an amazing Palestinian writer and actor. Fun fact: We filmed this during Ramadan. Raja was super hungry.

www.youtube.com/watch?si=i_0...
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
www.youtube.com
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Computers are literally called "COMPUTERS" and we—as a society—have spent billions of dollars and are causing droughts in order to make them...
*checks notes*
...bad at math.

The free market provides solutions, people.
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
Good thing no one uses Microsoft Excel for anything related to legal, regulatory or compliance business functions

www.theverge.com/news/761338/...
August 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Everyone is just treating this like a big joke but do you realize someone getting attacked by a sub is what caused the US to join WWI
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Please watch this, it'll take less than 12 minutes of your day and if you aren't familiar with iHunt it might just be the thing to hook you. No budget, all the heart, and actual stunts!? 👁️
I'm gonna chatter a little bit about this production. If you haven't watched it yet, WATCH IT. It's like ten minutes.

So we open with Raja, an amazing Palestinian writer and actor. Fun fact: We filmed this during Ramadan. Raja was super hungry.

www.youtube.com/watch?si=i_0...
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
www.youtube.com
August 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by Stirling Matheson
Yes, I'm going to be posting this constantly. You have no idea how thrilled I am and how eager I am to be back on set.

I have, as Invader Zim would say, a MIGHTY NEED.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwjr...
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
www.youtube.com
August 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Stirling Matheson
Today is the day (and also my birthday)!

iHunt: Loose Threads is live on YouTube. It's a slice of life showing what a character in @machineiv.bsky.social's brilliant #iHunt RPG might have to put up with

youtu.be/rwjrLyhGGSU?...

#ttrpg #rpg #indierpg #shortfilm #youtube.
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
youtu.be
August 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@kleientertainment.bsky.social Don't worry, no Chesters were harmed in the making of this film.

My daughter's Chester plushie did get a cameo though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwjr...
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
www.youtube.com
August 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Stirling Matheson
First off: Say happy birthday to our director, Stirling.

Second off: WATCH OUR SHORT. Like. Comment. Let us know what you think.

Background: This was done in two days, zero budget. I LOVE what our amazing talent did with my words. It's so fun.
Today is the day (and also my birthday)!

iHunt: Loose Threads is live on YouTube. It's a slice of life showing what a character in @machineiv.bsky.social's brilliant #iHunt RPG might have to put up with

youtu.be/rwjrLyhGGSU?...

#ttrpg #rpg #indierpg #shortfilm #youtube.
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
youtu.be
August 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Today is the day (and also my birthday)!

iHunt: Loose Threads is live on YouTube. It's a slice of life showing what a character in @machineiv.bsky.social's brilliant #iHunt RPG might have to put up with

youtu.be/rwjrLyhGGSU?...

#ttrpg #rpg #indierpg #shortfilm #youtube.
iHunt - 4K Director's Cut
YouTube video by Valerint
youtu.be
August 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM