Stirling Matheson
@szmatheson.bsky.social
Semi-disgruntled ballet and film director/producer, writer, reluctant construction professional.
The quickest way to my heart is through the gaps in my ribcage.
The quickest way to my heart is through the gaps in my ribcage.
It's pretty fucked up that the Sumerians were domesticating cheetahs and we just let that go. What a fucking missed opportunity.
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It's pretty fucked up that the Sumerians were domesticating cheetahs and we just let that go. What a fucking missed opportunity.
The last time an English person ran headfirst into the point this hard was the Battle of Bannockburn.
September 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The last time an English person ran headfirst into the point this hard was the Battle of Bannockburn.
This is one of my favorite bits of set dressing.
March 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is one of my favorite bits of set dressing.
Pretty good. Just working on Malekith today
February 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Pretty good. Just working on Malekith today
Making some progress on an underlit Malekith.
February 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Making some progress on an underlit Malekith.
Every photo of Ulysses S Grant looks like it's from a $220M Ridley Scott film about Ulysses S grant, starring Russell Crowe.
February 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Every photo of Ulysses S Grant looks like it's from a $220M Ridley Scott film about Ulysses S grant, starring Russell Crowe.
Millard Fillmore looks like Alec Baldwin playing the role of Millard Fillmore.
February 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Millard Fillmore looks like Alec Baldwin playing the role of Millard Fillmore.
OpenAI's work being stolen and used for profit by a third party tech company is abjectly hilarious.
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
OpenAI's work being stolen and used for profit by a third party tech company is abjectly hilarious.
Finish it off with Arby's curly fry flavored vodka.
January 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Finish it off with Arby's curly fry flavored vodka.
Never forget what they took from you.
December 24, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Never forget what they took from you.
Redid my brakes and this car stops like it hit a wall now. Always feels good to finish a project like this.
December 21, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Redid my brakes and this car stops like it hit a wall now. Always feels good to finish a project like this.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You take the blue pill, you get a hard, long-lasting erection. Side effects include:
stuffy nose
upset stomach
back pain
muscle pain
headache
upper respiratory tract infection, such as the common cold
You take the blue pill, you get a hard, long-lasting erection. Side effects include:
stuffy nose
upset stomach
back pain
muscle pain
headache
upper respiratory tract infection, such as the common cold
November 22, 2024 at 3:59 PM
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You take the blue pill, you get a hard, long-lasting erection. Side effects include:
stuffy nose
upset stomach
back pain
muscle pain
headache
upper respiratory tract infection, such as the common cold
You take the blue pill, you get a hard, long-lasting erection. Side effects include:
stuffy nose
upset stomach
back pain
muscle pain
headache
upper respiratory tract infection, such as the common cold
You youngins may not believe this, but back in 2013 Twitter was fun.
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
You youngins may not believe this, but back in 2013 Twitter was fun.
Mazda paint is pretty, but I sure with is wasn't made of paper maché and wishful thinking. My touch up pen and polishing pads see way too much action.
October 29, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Mazda paint is pretty, but I sure with is wasn't made of paper maché and wishful thinking. My touch up pen and polishing pads see way too much action.
It got me thinking of ideas for the combat system I've been developing on and off for a while. I put all the potential actions on a flowchart. If you want to do your big cool thing, you have to set it up, and the flowchart represents the martial art you've trained in.
October 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It got me thinking of ideas for the combat system I've been developing on and off for a while. I put all the potential actions on a flowchart. If you want to do your big cool thing, you have to set it up, and the flowchart represents the martial art you've trained in.
I got this in the physical mail.
October 2, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I got this in the physical mail.
Looks like my cat.,
June 12, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Looks like my cat.,
Innovation in the social media market is still happening.
May 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Innovation in the social media market is still happening.
My little old lady cat gets awful indigestion if we leave overnight now. People can just come to us.
May 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
My little old lady cat gets awful indigestion if we leave overnight now. People can just come to us.
If I could put my functional, modern phone in this body I would in a heartbeat.
I miss this thing, the way it felt, and how many times I could drop it down the stairs.
I miss this thing, the way it felt, and how many times I could drop it down the stairs.
April 22, 2024 at 11:48 PM
If I could put my functional, modern phone in this body I would in a heartbeat.
I miss this thing, the way it felt, and how many times I could drop it down the stairs.
I miss this thing, the way it felt, and how many times I could drop it down the stairs.
This is supposed to be "Unmatched"
100% should have been Daredevil vs Gordon Ramsay.
100% should have been Daredevil vs Gordon Ramsay.
February 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
This is supposed to be "Unmatched"
100% should have been Daredevil vs Gordon Ramsay.
100% should have been Daredevil vs Gordon Ramsay.
Tesla Roadster customer: What about cargo space?
Elon Musk: ummm... Yes... Of course car go space.
*Some time later*
Elon Musk: ummm... Yes... Of course car go space.
*Some time later*
February 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Tesla Roadster customer: What about cargo space?
Elon Musk: ummm... Yes... Of course car go space.
*Some time later*
Elon Musk: ummm... Yes... Of course car go space.
*Some time later*