Sym
@symmering.bsky.social
I'm too lazy to make a new profile so here's my old one: Hot cocoa zealot. Occasional funny man. I've been told I make a mean calzone. Might be a sports fan, but the jury is still out.
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The Pentagon is drawing up plans to invade a US city
NEWS: Pentagon ordered active-duty soldiers with a military police unit in NC to prepare for possible deployment to Minneapolis, three people familiar told @ms.now
Prepare to deploy order was issued yesterday for at least a few hundred members of an Army military police brigade based at Fort Bragg
Prepare to deploy order was issued yesterday for at least a few hundred members of an Army military police brigade based at Fort Bragg
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The Pentagon is drawing up plans to invade a US city
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
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"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
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The BBWAA put the strikebreaker Bill Madden, who wrote this absolutely bonkers paragraph, in the Hall of Fame via the Career Excellence Award.
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The BBWAA put the strikebreaker Bill Madden, who wrote this absolutely bonkers paragraph, in the Hall of Fame via the Career Excellence Award.
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What he's describing is a violation of several Minnesota state laws! He should go out and do law enforcement!
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What he's describing is a violation of several Minnesota state laws! He should go out and do law enforcement!
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
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Jesus famously did not disrupt proceedings at a place of worship and call out religious hypocrisy
Rep. Keith Self on anti-ICE protesters who disrupted a church service in the Twin Cities: "I compare them to Hamas who live-streamed the attack in Israel that killed hundreds of people. They want to instill terror."
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Jesus famously did not disrupt proceedings at a place of worship and call out religious hypocrisy
Miami was the honorary SEC team for the world wide leader last night. Oops.
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Miami was the honorary SEC team for the world wide leader last night. Oops.
The Big Ten announces that it will announce its 2026 football schedule on January 27th. BTN will air a schedule release show at 5:30pm ET on the 27th.
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The Big Ten announces that it will announce its 2026 football schedule on January 27th. BTN will air a schedule release show at 5:30pm ET on the 27th.
Proper use of "paradigm shift" unlike a certain professional wrestler.
Curt Cignetti: "I think that's called a paradigm shift. People can cling to an old way of thinking, categorizing teams as this or that, conference as this or that, or they can adjust to the new world." #iufb
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Proper use of "paradigm shift" unlike a certain professional wrestler.
A reminder that Michigan remembers EVERYTHING and is one of the primary reasons why Tony Petitti's magnum opus of a Big Ten private capital plan has been shelved.
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
A reminder that Michigan remembers EVERYTHING and is one of the primary reasons why Tony Petitti's magnum opus of a Big Ten private capital plan has been shelved.
Around the dial in Big Ten men's hoops/⏰ ET
Minnesota-Ohio State - 6:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Jack Kizer & Steve Smith
Indiana-Michigan - 7pm/Peacock & NBCSN
🎙️ John Fanta, Robbie Hummel & Caroline Pineda
Rutgers-Iowa - 8:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Kevin Kugler & Shon Morris
Minnesota-Ohio State - 6:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Jack Kizer & Steve Smith
Indiana-Michigan - 7pm/Peacock & NBCSN
🎙️ John Fanta, Robbie Hummel & Caroline Pineda
Rutgers-Iowa - 8:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Kevin Kugler & Shon Morris
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Around the dial in Big Ten men's hoops/⏰ ET
Minnesota-Ohio State - 6:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Jack Kizer & Steve Smith
Indiana-Michigan - 7pm/Peacock & NBCSN
🎙️ John Fanta, Robbie Hummel & Caroline Pineda
Rutgers-Iowa - 8:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Kevin Kugler & Shon Morris
Minnesota-Ohio State - 6:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Jack Kizer & Steve Smith
Indiana-Michigan - 7pm/Peacock & NBCSN
🎙️ John Fanta, Robbie Hummel & Caroline Pineda
Rutgers-Iowa - 8:30pm/BTN
🎙️ Kevin Kugler & Shon Morris
Such a high performance platform over there
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Such a high performance platform over there
Cignetti is a coward who just won the national championship.
Cignetti is a coward
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Cignetti is a coward who just won the national championship.
The clear No. 1 team in the NBA's Eastern Conference just finished their second and last scheduled national broadcast tv appearance this season (with another W). God the NBA is awful at this.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The clear No. 1 team in the NBA's Eastern Conference just finished their second and last scheduled national broadcast tv appearance this season (with another W). God the NBA is awful at this.
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Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
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six is a woke queer musical that’s basically about women’s liberation. none of those chodes would ever even notice it, which they didn’t for nine years until dylan mulvaney joined the cast. they just don’t want queer, especially trans, people to exist in public.
So apparently Dylan Mulvaney got cast in a Broadway musical... which resulted in transphobes losing their minds and threatening to "Bud Light" the show... and now the show's Twitter page is locked down. Cool cool.
January 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
six is a woke queer musical that’s basically about women’s liberation. none of those chodes would ever even notice it, which they didn’t for nine years until dylan mulvaney joined the cast. they just don’t want queer, especially trans, people to exist in public.
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for all who observe —happy 7th anniversary to this wild mlk twitter moment
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
for all who observe —happy 7th anniversary to this wild mlk twitter moment
A pair of Big Ten women's hoops games on FOX this afternoon in New Jersey
Coretta Scott King Classic
🏀 TCU-Ohio State - 12pm ET
🏀 Vanderbilt-Michigan - 2:30pm ET
🎙️ Dave Sims & Isis Young
Coretta Scott King Classic
🏀 TCU-Ohio State - 12pm ET
🏀 Vanderbilt-Michigan - 2:30pm ET
🎙️ Dave Sims & Isis Young
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
A pair of Big Ten women's hoops games on FOX this afternoon in New Jersey
Coretta Scott King Classic
🏀 TCU-Ohio State - 12pm ET
🏀 Vanderbilt-Michigan - 2:30pm ET
🎙️ Dave Sims & Isis Young
Coretta Scott King Classic
🏀 TCU-Ohio State - 12pm ET
🏀 Vanderbilt-Michigan - 2:30pm ET
🎙️ Dave Sims & Isis Young
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why put cayenne pepper in your socks to stay warm when you can just pepper spray your balls
January 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
why put cayenne pepper in your socks to stay warm when you can just pepper spray your balls
And the lone men's game in the Big Ten today
Penn State-Maryland - 12pm ET/BTN
🎙️Jason Horowitz & Earl Watson
Penn State-Maryland - 12pm ET/BTN
🎙️Jason Horowitz & Earl Watson
Around the dial in Big Ten women's hoops/⏰ET
Maryland-UCLA - 4pm/NBC
🎙️Sloane Martin, Kim Adams & Cayleigh Griffin
Oregon-Wisconsin - 4pm/BTN
🎙️Kylen Mills & Shimmy Miller
Minnesota-Washington - 6pm/BTN
🎙️Ann Schatz & Elise Woodward
Michigan State-Iowa - 8pm/BTN
🎙️Chris Vosters & Brenda VanLengen
Maryland-UCLA - 4pm/NBC
🎙️Sloane Martin, Kim Adams & Cayleigh Griffin
Oregon-Wisconsin - 4pm/BTN
🎙️Kylen Mills & Shimmy Miller
Minnesota-Washington - 6pm/BTN
🎙️Ann Schatz & Elise Woodward
Michigan State-Iowa - 8pm/BTN
🎙️Chris Vosters & Brenda VanLengen
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
And the lone men's game in the Big Ten today
Penn State-Maryland - 12pm ET/BTN
🎙️Jason Horowitz & Earl Watson
Penn State-Maryland - 12pm ET/BTN
🎙️Jason Horowitz & Earl Watson
Around the dial in Big Ten women's hoops/⏰ET
Maryland-UCLA - 4pm/NBC
🎙️Sloane Martin, Kim Adams & Cayleigh Griffin
Oregon-Wisconsin - 4pm/BTN
🎙️Kylen Mills & Shimmy Miller
Minnesota-Washington - 6pm/BTN
🎙️Ann Schatz & Elise Woodward
Michigan State-Iowa - 8pm/BTN
🎙️Chris Vosters & Brenda VanLengen
Maryland-UCLA - 4pm/NBC
🎙️Sloane Martin, Kim Adams & Cayleigh Griffin
Oregon-Wisconsin - 4pm/BTN
🎙️Kylen Mills & Shimmy Miller
Minnesota-Washington - 6pm/BTN
🎙️Ann Schatz & Elise Woodward
Michigan State-Iowa - 8pm/BTN
🎙️Chris Vosters & Brenda VanLengen
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Around the dial in Big Ten women's hoops/⏰ET
Maryland-UCLA - 4pm/NBC
🎙️Sloane Martin, Kim Adams & Cayleigh Griffin
Oregon-Wisconsin - 4pm/BTN
🎙️Kylen Mills & Shimmy Miller
Minnesota-Washington - 6pm/BTN
🎙️Ann Schatz & Elise Woodward
Michigan State-Iowa - 8pm/BTN
🎙️Chris Vosters & Brenda VanLengen
Maryland-UCLA - 4pm/NBC
🎙️Sloane Martin, Kim Adams & Cayleigh Griffin
Oregon-Wisconsin - 4pm/BTN
🎙️Kylen Mills & Shimmy Miller
Minnesota-Washington - 6pm/BTN
🎙️Ann Schatz & Elise Woodward
Michigan State-Iowa - 8pm/BTN
🎙️Chris Vosters & Brenda VanLengen