Sydney Cardew
@sydneycardew.bsky.social
Recovering professional fantasy artist, miserable queer poet, commenter on things (maybe). I work as an IMCA, if anyone knows what that is.
How is everyone I've been having mental health.
April 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How is everyone I've been having mental health.
More research needs to be done in to the fruity metalhead to butch transbian pipeline.
April 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
More research needs to be done in to the fruity metalhead to butch transbian pipeline.
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There’s a superman comic where hes turned gay because of a substance called “pink kryptonite.”
December 22, 2024 at 6:04 AM
There’s a superman comic where hes turned gay because of a substance called “pink kryptonite.”
The heterosexual mind simply cannot comprehend problematic lesbian wednesday.
December 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
The heterosexual mind simply cannot comprehend problematic lesbian wednesday.
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we all have that one sandwich we are trying to recapture
December 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
we all have that one sandwich we are trying to recapture
After seeing some of his work on reddit, someone persuaded me I should put the Jon McNaughton edit I made a few years ago up here
December 16, 2024 at 3:50 AM
After seeing some of his work on reddit, someone persuaded me I should put the Jon McNaughton edit I made a few years ago up here
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Found in Washington Square Park
December 14, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Found in Washington Square Park
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My muted words is just a long list of very specific jokes I would not be interested in seeing like ‘22nd century schizoid man’ and ‘horse tools’
December 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
My muted words is just a long list of very specific jokes I would not be interested in seeing like ‘22nd century schizoid man’ and ‘horse tools’
Overheard in ASDA:
Parent: Hurry up, I thought you needed the toilet?
Small girl, exultant: Yes! I'm going to PISS!
Parent: What did you say!?
Small girl, dejected: I'm going to have a wee. ._.
Parent: Hurry up, I thought you needed the toilet?
Small girl, exultant: Yes! I'm going to PISS!
Parent: What did you say!?
Small girl, dejected: I'm going to have a wee. ._.
December 14, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Overheard in ASDA:
Parent: Hurry up, I thought you needed the toilet?
Small girl, exultant: Yes! I'm going to PISS!
Parent: What did you say!?
Small girl, dejected: I'm going to have a wee. ._.
Parent: Hurry up, I thought you needed the toilet?
Small girl, exultant: Yes! I'm going to PISS!
Parent: What did you say!?
Small girl, dejected: I'm going to have a wee. ._.
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There are exactly two grades of adhesive products:
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 AM
There are exactly two grades of adhesive products:
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
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Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel
What are some graduate jobs in the £20-30k that aren't brain meltingly stressful?
December 5, 2024 at 10:28 AM
What are some graduate jobs in the £20-30k that aren't brain meltingly stressful?
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NSA agent listening to my house: she uses the same voice for all of the dogs. pathetic.
December 2, 2024 at 4:52 PM
NSA agent listening to my house: she uses the same voice for all of the dogs. pathetic.
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jehovah's witness: do you have a few minutes to talk about jesus?
me [hates gossip]: no
me [hates gossip]: no
December 2, 2024 at 2:48 PM
jehovah's witness: do you have a few minutes to talk about jesus?
me [hates gossip]: no
me [hates gossip]: no
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Is your boba tea worth it
November 30, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Is your boba tea worth it
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Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
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How many of us chronically ill people are feeling with Thanksgiving here. I'm wrecked.
#chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune
#chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune
November 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
How many of us chronically ill people are feeling with Thanksgiving here. I'm wrecked.
#chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune
#chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune
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Showed up late to cannibal Thanksgiving and got the cold shoulder
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Showed up late to cannibal Thanksgiving and got the cold shoulder
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Dracula’s Brides in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
November 26, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Dracula’s Brides in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
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Just heard about a producer named Leopoldo Gout and I’m glad that’s not my name
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Just heard about a producer named Leopoldo Gout and I’m glad that’s not my name
For the 13th year running, this video justifies the continued existence of Youtube [NSFW!] [cw: clowns, industrial accidents]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUK...
Foetus - Wash It All Off
YouTube video by vinkwick
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:53 PM
For the 13th year running, this video justifies the continued existence of Youtube [NSFW!] [cw: clowns, industrial accidents]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUK...
I have made honourable use of my long pomodoro break #minesweeper #puzzles
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I have made honourable use of my long pomodoro break #minesweeper #puzzles
I tried adding a banner but it doesn't seem to have worked? Can others see it?
November 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I tried adding a banner but it doesn't seem to have worked? Can others see it?
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 25,1949
November 25,1949
November 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 25,1949
November 25,1949