Jake
@superobscure.com
I fake being an extrovert. (he/him)
Inside of me are two wolves. One of them is a raccoon. The other is a possum.
Inside of me are two wolves. One of them is a raccoon. The other is a possum.
Pinned
Jake
@superobscure.com
· Apr 22
All members of ICE/CBP are stupid, cowardly, inhumane assholes.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
I’m the new director of the Antimemetics Division. it not my first day.
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m the new director of the Antimemetics Division. it not my first day.
This, but also respect for anyone with something between their face and mine (which is usually masked in indoor spaces).
My take on people wearing face masks is very simple:
It's not my face, so I mind my own business.
That's it. That's the whole take.
It's not my face, so I mind my own business.
That's it. That's the whole take.
December 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This, but also respect for anyone with something between their face and mine (which is usually masked in indoor spaces).
Ruin two bands by combining them.
Strict-9 Inch Nails
Strict-9 Inch Nails
Ruin two bands by combining them.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Emerson, Lake, Palmer & Young.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Emerson, Lake, Palmer & Young.
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them.
Strict-9 Inch Nails
Strict-9 Inch Nails
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NY is having a bad flu season. More hospitalizations last week than any week on record.
Health authorities are encouraging everyone aged 6mo+ to get the flu vax (it's not too late).
Find a provider here: on.nyc.gov/getvaccinated. You can filter for sites where there's no cost for the uninsured.
Health authorities are encouraging everyone aged 6mo+ to get the flu vax (it's not too late).
Find a provider here: on.nyc.gov/getvaccinated. You can filter for sites where there's no cost for the uninsured.
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
NY is having a bad flu season. More hospitalizations last week than any week on record.
Health authorities are encouraging everyone aged 6mo+ to get the flu vax (it's not too late).
Find a provider here: on.nyc.gov/getvaccinated. You can filter for sites where there's no cost for the uninsured.
Health authorities are encouraging everyone aged 6mo+ to get the flu vax (it's not too late).
Find a provider here: on.nyc.gov/getvaccinated. You can filter for sites where there's no cost for the uninsured.
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Salt and fresh, finely ground black pepper.
Then I'm dipping them in my (chocolate [ …because vanilla is an abomination]) Frosty.
Then I'm dipping them in my (chocolate [ …because vanilla is an abomination]) Frosty.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Salt and fresh, finely ground black pepper.
Then I'm dipping them in my (chocolate [ …because vanilla is an abomination]) Frosty.
Then I'm dipping them in my (chocolate [ …because vanilla is an abomination]) Frosty.
USS EnterFries
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
USS EnterFries
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<benoit blanc voice> a person in some kind-uh toaster pastry outfit
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
<benoit blanc voice> a person in some kind-uh toaster pastry outfit
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Reminder for the new year
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Reminder for the new year
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Make a Bond movie casual:
AluminumEye
AluminumEye
Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Make a Bond movie casual
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
December 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Make a Bond movie casual:
AluminumEye
AluminumEye
Make a Bond movie academic:
No, PhD
No, PhD
Make a Bond movie academic
Moonraker: On the Feasibility of Mining He-3 from Lunar Regolith Using a Neural Network-Facilitated Robotically Dragged and Tined Feeder to a Time-Of-Flight Mass Spectrometer-calibrated Centrifuge
Moonraker: On the Feasibility of Mining He-3 from Lunar Regolith Using a Neural Network-Facilitated Robotically Dragged and Tined Feeder to a Time-Of-Flight Mass Spectrometer-calibrated Centrifuge
Make a Bond Movie academic
Best, Russia
Best, Russia
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Make a Bond movie academic:
No, PhD
No, PhD
These three, along with "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'." are very handy tenets.
Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
These three, along with "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'." are very handy tenets.
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Every time you see “we admit this was a mistake but refuse to rectify it,” you’re looking at a fallen institution.
Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.
Texas A&M won’t reinstate fired lecturer despite findings
A vice chancellor upheld the firing of Melissa McCoul, seen in a viral video being confronted by a student on her gender identity teachings, saying the termination was done with “good cause.”
www.texastribune.org
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every time you see “we admit this was a mistake but refuse to rectify it,” you’re looking at a fallen institution.
How is this not armed robbery?
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
How is this not armed robbery?
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Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children
This makes basically no sense:
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This makes basically no sense:
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Ok how much did the military lose. The USPS is not a business
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ok how much did the military lose. The USPS is not a business
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First up: HOLY SMOKES, we got a live one, a bonafide treatment for ALS! 🧪 🩺 from @washumedicine.bsky.social source.washu.edu/2025/12/new-...
New ALS drug stabilizes decline with a trend toward improved strength, mobility for some
Long-term use of a new drug, toferson, approved by the FDA for a rare genetic form of ALS, delays symptom progression and death and leads to stabilization or improvement in some patients, according to...
source.washu.edu
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
First up: HOLY SMOKES, we got a live one, a bonafide treatment for ALS! 🧪 🩺 from @washumedicine.bsky.social source.washu.edu/2025/12/new-...
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also just getting really tired of doomerism. I'm a pretty depressive person, I'm well aware that things have a good chance of ending badly. but I refuse to just lay down and die. we have to hope for a better ... tomorrow, you might say.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
also just getting really tired of doomerism. I'm a pretty depressive person, I'm well aware that things have a good chance of ending badly. but I refuse to just lay down and die. we have to hope for a better ... tomorrow, you might say.
My wife says this paragraph also describes talking to me when I’m half-distracted. 😳
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My wife says this paragraph also describes talking to me when I’m half-distracted. 😳
idspispopd
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
idspispopd
Cult. They guzzle the kool-aid willingly. Their brains aren’t so much washed as vaporized.
Holy Christ wtaf is going on in the heads of R’s that he’s +81. Feels like that’s past cult level…
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Cult. They guzzle the kool-aid willingly. Their brains aren’t so much washed as vaporized.
Anything to keep the government from getting a cut, eh?
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Anything to keep the government from getting a cut, eh?