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June 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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We post a lot of gynaecological anatomy facts on here, but sometimes what really drives it home is looking at the real deal. Here's a few things you can learn from looking at the human uterus, uterine tubes and ovaries, which will go on display at the Vagina Museum on 27th June...
June 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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This energy
June 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A cat heavy metal band called HÄRBALL
June 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am very much looking forward to this. I am also grateful to the team for choosing 12/12 as the release date. Therefore saving me from having to look up a reliable source that states the month in letters.
XII.XII.MMXXV on Netflix. More to come…
June 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Same energy
May 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Look, I just have some legitimate concerns about the sudden increase in billionaires. I worry that the mainstream media has been captured by billionaire ideology. We need to debate the billionaire question openly, stop trying to cancel people who won’t bow to the powerful billionaire lobby.
May 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have a long standing facetious joke that Starmer is a Tory plant. He was weak in opposition and really looked like he could lose an election against the most shambolic and corrupt Tory party ever. Now he’s systematically dismantling the Labour Party. Joke getting less funny but the day.
May 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Does Labour have a special group who’s task is “find ways claim to be protecting women without doing anything that actually does that and use that as an excuse to violate international human rights norms”? Sure starting to feel like that.
May 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The US has its problems but their availability of world soda varieties and bottled cold brew concentrate makes me sad as a UK dweller. The best we get is ‘limited edition’ flavours that are “oh so wacky” but are just the regular alternates available other there. I need my chemical flavours!
May 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Theory - Silly Mars Tin Can Car Man hates trans people because they get to choose their own names. He really really wants to change his to ‘Xelon’ but he knows, deep down, that we’d all laugh at him, and he just can’t stand it.
May 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Was going to make a jokey Eurovision post like “funny if Israel won and they hosted an empty stage next year ho ho”. But it’s pretty clear most countries STILL wouldn’t boycott. Yes v funny watching politicians squirm while scraping up contestants. But otherwise zero genuine hilarity.
May 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
AAA studios need to put clauses in their contracts that designers found to have knowingly stolen work will have their pay reclaimed. This is happening too often. (Also @antire.al does great art. Go buy one of her shirts so some good comes of this.)
antire.al @antire.al · May 15
the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017.

@bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
May 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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This week I put forward my #EnergyJobsBill: a plan to futureproof British industry and guarantee a livelihood for workers.
May 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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how about this
May 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“Won’t somebody do something!”
Excellent Early Day Motion by @libdems.org.uk Equalities spokes @cajardinemp.bsky.social on the work ahead to regain our community's trust in politics. 💛🏳️‍🌈

(It's up to Pride organisers who to admit, of course. We are determined to regain their trust and look forward to attending those welcoming us.)
Political parties at Pride - Early Day Motions - UK Parliament
That this House regrets the decision taken by organisers of several Pride marches and parades across the UK to not allow political parties to march; further regrets that that decision partly stems fro...
edm.parliament.uk
May 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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It's because legally speaking it's easier to exclude all parties than it is to pick and choose. As they're charities there are laws around political impartiality and we know anti trans groups have infinitely deep pockets and wouldn't shy away from suing.
May 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Party political LGBT groups are whining about pride bans. Just like cops you can still come as an individual. ‘Engage with your community’, carry out ‘activism’ as an individual. If you feel the most important thing about pride is representing your party you’ve missed the point of the ban.
May 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If you have a genuine use case for AI right now, think of it as Google when it was useful. Even though users are paying for credits they’re still burning investor money. They want money at some point. Will that use case still be worth it when AI is like Google is now? Too late once you’re dependent.
May 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh look another pointless armed conflict for which the British Empire is broadly responsible. How fun. 🫩
May 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Reform is just the right of the Tory party. ‘Gains’ to them in an election where tories ‘lost’ is not news. Eventually Reform will either just be the tories or will disappear. Has anyone done an analysis of the actual change from Labour to Greens, Lib Dems etc? That’s the enduring news here.
May 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Bumbling detective to busybody sleuth after literally years of them always beating him to solve the case “run along, we don’t need any of your silly theories today. Leave this to the real detectives”
May 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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www.equalityhumanrights.com/media-centre... We have just seen this. Released on a Friday night presumably to avoid scrutiny. At first glance it appears to be legal nonsense, rushed out to capitalise on the anti-trans witch-hunt and to wrong foot opponents, but we will look further at it.
An interim update on the practical implications of the UK Supreme Court judgment | EHRC
www.equalityhumanrights.com
April 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM