Conclusive Perceiver
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patenting my neighbor’s parking spot and charging him IP fees to use it
April 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
patenting my neighbor’s parking spot and charging him IP fees to use it
April 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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You can kill the dog in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
April 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You can kill the dog in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
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You can kill the dog in Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl
April 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You can kill the dog in Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl
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My dreams of becoming a gentleman racecar driver are dashed anew each day
April 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My dreams of becoming a gentleman racecar driver are dashed anew each day
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they've got the quad damage olive oil at Central Market
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
they've got the quad damage olive oil at Central Market
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lowkey i feel like santa doesn't care whether i'm good or not anymore
April 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
lowkey i feel like santa doesn't care whether i'm good or not anymore
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they're dripping serums into me intravenous style to create a sorcerer-warrior for Wokeism
November 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
they're dripping serums into me intravenous style to create a sorcerer-warrior for Wokeism
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Kill shelters transitioning to "torture-only model" in partial victory for animal rights advocates
November 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Kill shelters transitioning to "torture-only model" in partial victory for animal rights advocates
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the statue of david was so real for that penis
November 17, 2024 at 5:42 AM
the statue of david was so real for that penis
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Early hominid shaman, reflecting for decades to understand a divine message received in youth - ‘COMPUTER JOB’
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Early hominid shaman, reflecting for decades to understand a divine message received in youth - ‘COMPUTER JOB’
The baleful warrior of death who kills everybody
November 17, 2024 at 5:28 AM
The baleful warrior of death who kills everybody
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the sun doesn't "rise," it rolls across the top of the big bowl we call heaven
November 14, 2024 at 5:19 AM
the sun doesn't "rise," it rolls across the top of the big bowl we call heaven
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clutching my spellcasting focus so hard my fingers bleed because I'm trying so hard to cast an impossible manifest chicken sandwich spell
November 14, 2024 at 5:24 AM
clutching my spellcasting focus so hard my fingers bleed because I'm trying so hard to cast an impossible manifest chicken sandwich spell
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kung fu panda but instead of a panda motivated by food to learn kung fu it's a guy motivated by cigarettes to keep living
November 14, 2024 at 5:27 AM
kung fu panda but instead of a panda motivated by food to learn kung fu it's a guy motivated by cigarettes to keep living
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skinning my cashier and wearing his skin and dancing around the store in his skin and explaining to the customers that i am their beloved cashier
November 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
skinning my cashier and wearing his skin and dancing around the store in his skin and explaining to the customers that i am their beloved cashier
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that’s crazy but i don’t care. i care about the world’s largest turbocharger
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
that’s crazy but i don’t care. i care about the world’s largest turbocharger
On the Planet of Spines existence is pain and everybody is bleeding everywhere because of their perforation
November 13, 2024 at 9:14 PM
On the Planet of Spines existence is pain and everybody is bleeding everywhere because of their perforation
On the Planet of Spines Everybody Hurts
November 13, 2024 at 9:10 PM
On the Planet of Spines Everybody Hurts
The baleful warrior of death who kills everybody must wage war even with a crick in his back
November 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
The baleful warrior of death who kills everybody must wage war even with a crick in his back
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the new blue logo reminds me of twitter because i can recognize simple patterns
December 22, 2023 at 9:12 PM
the new blue logo reminds me of twitter because i can recognize simple patterns
My phone does this for me
November 13, 2024 at 11:34 AM
My phone does this for me