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I'm gay and I'm pissed off. Love each other, protect trans folks, punch Nazis, etc.
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i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
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There is a mirror in room 402 that shows viewers their reflections 32 seconds into the future. It has saved and ended many lives. We cannot take it down. We have tried.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There is a mirror in room 402 that shows viewers their reflections 32 seconds into the future. It has saved and ended many lives. We cannot take it down. We have tried.
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Might fuck around and enjoy a circus peanut
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Might fuck around and enjoy a circus peanut
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
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for those who don't know what democratic socialist is:
a democratic socialist supports social ownership and economic democracy, but insists these goals be achieved through free elections, civil rights, and democratic governance.
a democratic socialist supports social ownership and economic democracy, but insists these goals be achieved through free elections, civil rights, and democratic governance.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
for those who don't know what democratic socialist is:
a democratic socialist supports social ownership and economic democracy, but insists these goals be achieved through free elections, civil rights, and democratic governance.
a democratic socialist supports social ownership and economic democracy, but insists these goals be achieved through free elections, civil rights, and democratic governance.
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If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.
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It's crucially important to remember that you're an adult with free will, and you can make fresh popcorn with red chile powder, nutritional yeast, lemon juice and salt and eat it with chopsticks at your desk to avoid making a mess. No one can ever take that away from you
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's crucially important to remember that you're an adult with free will, and you can make fresh popcorn with red chile powder, nutritional yeast, lemon juice and salt and eat it with chopsticks at your desk to avoid making a mess. No one can ever take that away from you
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who up contemplating they darkness
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
who up contemplating they darkness
This feels accurate
So is jd banging the widow kirk!?🤔
Honestly inquiring minds could care less but it's always good to point out what absolute trash these fuckin hillbillies 😃
Honestly inquiring minds could care less but it's always good to point out what absolute trash these fuckin hillbillies 😃
INTERNET: JD Vance LEAVING HIS WIFE for Charlie Kirk’s Widow!?
YouTube video by Keith Edwards
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This feels accurate
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she statler on my waldorf till i heckle
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
she statler on my waldorf till i heckle
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the real reason they wear cups is too hide their boners so they can air the games on network television
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the real reason they wear cups is too hide their boners so they can air the games on network television
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If your kids are sad that the animals aren’t free, remind them that nobody truly is.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If your kids are sad that the animals aren’t free, remind them that nobody truly is.
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yogurt is such a slutty treat
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
yogurt is such a slutty treat
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Gay people will reach their mid 20s and either pick up a wig, the weights, or go to grad school
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gay people will reach their mid 20s and either pick up a wig, the weights, or go to grad school
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Take a screenshot and see what comes…
January 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Take a screenshot and see what comes…
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oh it's the time of year when everyone at the office with kids is either dealing with sick kids or sick themselves and everyone running the ship is the childless adults. looks like it's time to use our disposable income on a big order of barbecue
October 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
oh it's the time of year when everyone at the office with kids is either dealing with sick kids or sick themselves and everyone running the ship is the childless adults. looks like it's time to use our disposable income on a big order of barbecue
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an under discussed angle of the louvre jewelry heist is that all the crown jewels stolen were from Napoleon III, the one no one cares about now. ooh wow you won the crimean war. big deal. get a life, bro
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
an under discussed angle of the louvre jewelry heist is that all the crown jewels stolen were from Napoleon III, the one no one cares about now. ooh wow you won the crimean war. big deal. get a life, bro
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Please note: There will be no refunds for food snatched by the ibis roaming our cafeteria. Once a hotdog leaves our kiosk, it's your responsibility.
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Please note: There will be no refunds for food snatched by the ibis roaming our cafeteria. Once a hotdog leaves our kiosk, it's your responsibility.
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.
October 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.
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Yes, your children may lick the Colorado River toads, but don't blame us when they start listening to jam bands.
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yes, your children may lick the Colorado River toads, but don't blame us when they start listening to jam bands.