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strumphs.bsky.social
Burger Bender (Bargain Blender)
@strumphs.bsky.social
"That's not my name."

Just here to chat and read. Comfort the afflicted and vice-versa.

Some labels to easily judge me by:
Atheist | Geek | GenX | White | Cis-Male | Progressive | Dad

Pokémon Go: 3846 9631 4673
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Thanks so much for voting to send Americans' hard-earned tax dollars to the agency that is currently in the streets of American cities terrorizing, kidnapping, assaulting and murdering us.

I'm sure everyone appreciates your investment in the fascist brute squad. Great work.
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Are you a morning person or a night person?
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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They kidnapped the head of a Latin American country, replaced him with an insecure white racist who has spent his entire life arguing that Latinos are subhuman, and made clear that their primary aim is to plunder the country for its resources.

If it isn't yet clear, yes, we're the fucking baddies.
Per WASH POST, Stephen Miller will play an “elevated role” in Venezuela (what could go wrong!) and Machado won’t be president because she accepted the Nobel Peace Prize Trump wants (yes, seriously)

Couldn’t make it up if we tried

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I once had a hipster in a bar tell me he didn’t believe in “systems.” I said, you mean like Arabic numbers? The alphabet? The solar system? He changed the subject by telling me I was good looking for an older chick, so I said, “well you definitely believe in the patriarchal system.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Found an old friend on here.

How sad is it that I don't want to reach out because we're both different from how we used to be and apparently a lot different from each other now. We'd have nothing to talk about but The Old Times (35 years ago).
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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many such cases
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I check all these boxes. Lock me up, I guess.
Here are some of the ideologies that could get you surveilled by your local FBI field office under the new orders:
• anti-capitalism
• anti-Christianity
• opposition to law and immigration enforcement
• radical gender ideology
• hostility towards traditional views on family, religion, and morality
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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For years now, moderates have decried the division of identity politics of Democrats, ignoring of course that the Republican Party was defined by identity politics itself — the identity of whiteness. Now that it’s explicit the inability to call it out and to cover it aptly is starkly disappointing.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This is my favorite version of the AI push — we don’t have any real ideas for how you should use it, but it’s not going anywhere, so you had better figure out a use for it and then start using it quick!

Uh, no. I don’t think I will.
Figure out how to use it. Ostrich mode will help no one.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I've rediscovered instant ramen after a few decades of being able to afford better.
It's just that it's cheap (20¢ !), and it's gotten better than when I was just out of college.
(It comes with TWO flavor packets now!)
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Have watched this a dozen times already. I hope it brightens your day the way it has mine.
the video's pretty good
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My experience as well; I think I got 5 follows today, all by fashionable female avatars, dozens of followers but following thousands of people, and at most 1 post which is an ad for T-shirts.
Why are so many bots starting to follow me suddenly? wtf
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Trump has helped loose this kind of thing and it is on us to make people once more ashamed to say shit like this by delivering ruthless social consequences to everybody who does so.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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You can measure the quality of news outlets' political coverage by how often they write headlines starting with the words "Trump says" that don't show any skepticism about what Trump is saying even though he's the most prominent American liar of modern times.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM