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strumphs.bsky.social
Burger Bender (Bargain Blender)
@strumphs.bsky.social
"That's not my name."

Just here to chat and read. Comfort the afflicted and vice-versa.

Some labels to easily judge me by:
Atheist | Geek | GenX | White | Cis-Male | Progressive | Dad

Pokémon Go: 3846 9631 4673
I prefer the fantasy world version:
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sewer Urchin lives like a king down there.
August 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
June 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Learned about those gummies a couple weeks ago and had to share my horror.
June 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So, which local issues changed in the last 2 months or so to convince people that actually Labor could deal with them better?
May 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
So, more like...
October 12, 2024 at 12:26 AM
This is what I used for many years. I still have it "just in case."
August 14, 2024 at 12:33 AM
(the frog, not the whatever under the bed)

Lots to choose from in this picture.
May 13, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Hire an actual artist to whip you up something in Photoshop.
This AI crap just makes you look bad.
May 13, 2024 at 1:14 AM
(Obligatory "Guess I'll die" meme)
April 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Relatable. We just saw the eclipse but all the 7yo really remembers is the Walmart.
I'm distracted by this typeface, what the heck kind of "t" is that?
April 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
(I thought it'd embed the post so here's the image instead)
April 7, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Two related quotes.
March 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
February 6, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"Praphesies"
February 1, 2024 at 7:33 PM
February 1, 2024 at 12:57 AM
There's an XKCD for that one too:
January 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM