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@stros75.bsky.social
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Mitch McConnell:
Now to pop, lock, and drop it.
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Mitch McConnell:
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Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
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Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you.
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you.
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The Brits don’t mince words.
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The Brits don’t mince words.
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A haunted house filled with women saying "I'M FINE"
July 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A haunted house filled with women saying "I'M FINE"
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X AE A-12 gon give it to ya
X marks the spot: Bruised Musk says his young son punched him reut.rs/3HkQp5q
X marks the spot: Bruised Musk says his young son punched him
A bruised Elon Musk explained away a black eye during a White House appearance on Friday by saying that his 5-year-old son had punched him in the face while the two were playing around.
reut.rs
May 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
X AE A-12 gon give it to ya
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i’m practicing a rare alcoholism management technique known as ‘reverse fourth stepping’ where i make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all the times i was right about everything
May 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i’m practicing a rare alcoholism management technique known as ‘reverse fourth stepping’ where i make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all the times i was right about everything
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I don't think any person needs a billion dollars. I think they can have three or four million dollars... they don't need to have a billion dollars. They can have five million.
May 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don't think any person needs a billion dollars. I think they can have three or four million dollars... they don't need to have a billion dollars. They can have five million.
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The Vatican smoke is the original baby reveal party.
May 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Vatican smoke is the original baby reveal party.
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seems like there’s got to be a better way to let them know
April 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
seems like there’s got to be a better way to let them know
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Honestly, I wish a motherfucker wouldn't.
March 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Honestly, I wish a motherfucker wouldn't.
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It's like a xylophone that never shuts the fuck up
- The inventor of wind chimes
- The inventor of wind chimes
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's like a xylophone that never shuts the fuck up
- The inventor of wind chimes
- The inventor of wind chimes
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Enjoy this because next year’s Super Bowl is going to be Lee Greenwood and the anti-Target MAGA rapper.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Enjoy this because next year’s Super Bowl is going to be Lee Greenwood and the anti-Target MAGA rapper.
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The great thing about playing the bagpipes is no one knows if you're good at it or not.
December 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
The great thing about playing the bagpipes is no one knows if you're good at it or not.
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pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.