My working theory is that Jesus was just the first documented autistic. He had a hyper fixation on ancient Hebrew literature and a penchant for closeup magic.
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My working theory is that Jesus was just the first documented autistic. He had a hyper fixation on ancient Hebrew literature and a penchant for closeup magic.
What does it say about me that I am really connecting with the Kohl’s men’s fall collection
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What does it say about me that I am really connecting with the Kohl’s men’s fall collection
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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
Me on the 2nd revision of a document:
February 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me on the 2nd revision of a document:
all i want is just a little free time to goof around with my silly bullshit.
January 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
all i want is just a little free time to goof around with my silly bullshit.
Ok - after finding this nice extension, I'm sloooowly making my way over to BS from the other app a little more every day... chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...
Sky Follower Bridge - Chrome Web Store
Easily transfer your following users and list members from X to Bluesky.
chromewebstore.google.com
January 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ok - after finding this nice extension, I'm sloooowly making my way over to BS from the other app a little more every day... chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...
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When you're on your way home and need just one more thing
November 30, 2023 at 8:44 PM
When you're on your way home and need just one more thing
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I'll vote for anybody who bans these things
October 1, 2023 at 10:11 PM
I'll vote for anybody who bans these things
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The most appropriate image of American politics was an elderly senator four years from death telling a bunch of kids she’s not going to vote for measures to lessen climate change because it doesn’t make fiscal sense
September 29, 2023 at 1:17 PM
The most appropriate image of American politics was an elderly senator four years from death telling a bunch of kids she’s not going to vote for measures to lessen climate change because it doesn’t make fiscal sense
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"George, it's your cousin, Marvin Lucas. Three Star Wars movies is enough, trust me"
September 20, 2023 at 1:20 PM
"George, it's your cousin, Marvin Lucas. Three Star Wars movies is enough, trust me"
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always loved this shot of bruce holding his debut in his hands for the first time
September 19, 2023 at 6:57 PM
always loved this shot of bruce holding his debut in his hands for the first time
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*sees you forming a weapon over there in the corner* is that against me, dude? you trying to prosper or something bro
September 2, 2023 at 12:57 PM
*sees you forming a weapon over there in the corner* is that against me, dude? you trying to prosper or something bro
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if I get turned into plants I'm not telling anyone, but there will be signs
August 7, 2023 at 7:49 PM
if I get turned into plants I'm not telling anyone, but there will be signs
Kids, all I'm saying is you don't need to do drugs, you get to an age when you just pop a few advil, maybe throw in a decongestant and then drink an insane amount of coffee and you won't be able to tell the difference.
August 4, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Kids, all I'm saying is you don't need to do drugs, you get to an age when you just pop a few advil, maybe throw in a decongestant and then drink an insane amount of coffee and you won't be able to tell the difference.
Got laid off in June so I spent all month rebuilding my childhood Lego sets again. 10/10 would recommend
July 31, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Got laid off in June so I spent all month rebuilding my childhood Lego sets again. 10/10 would recommend
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we need to normalize resting in peace while we're still alive. RIP me.
July 25, 2023 at 3:44 PM
we need to normalize resting in peace while we're still alive. RIP me.
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Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.
July 23, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.
Jury Duty was a pure delight.*
*the show not the actual thing.
*the show not the actual thing.
July 26, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Jury Duty was a pure delight.*
*the show not the actual thing.
*the show not the actual thing.