StolenMonkey86
@stolenmonkey86.bsky.social
Wife: you have nothing to say for yourself?
Me: not really
Me: not really
Pinned
All of my activities are sensitive.
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Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
81 years old today
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
81 years old today
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“Merriam-Webster clearly has a pro-dictionary bias that’s preventing it from considering all words equally,” lexicographer Alison Nielsen wrote in a widely shared social media post that lambasted the Merriam-Webster editorial team
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after...
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December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Merriam-Webster clearly has a pro-dictionary bias that’s preventing it from considering all words equally,” lexicographer Alison Nielsen wrote in a widely shared social media post that lambasted the Merriam-Webster editorial team
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Re-watching the ninth inning. It appears Blue Jays Chris Bassit drew #51 on his cap for Dodger Alex Vesia.
What a class act.
What a class act.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Re-watching the ninth inning. It appears Blue Jays Chris Bassit drew #51 on his cap for Dodger Alex Vesia.
What a class act.
What a class act.
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The first game-ending 7-4 double play in postseason history
h/t @EliasSports
h/t @EliasSports
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The first game-ending 7-4 double play in postseason history
h/t @EliasSports
h/t @EliasSports
CI call overturned after challenge from Boston.
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
CI call overturned after challenge from Boston.
I came to the realization that Capiol City Brewing Company closed, and now I am sad. I will miss their pretzels.
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I came to the realization that Capiol City Brewing Company closed, and now I am sad. I will miss their pretzels.
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I would just like to call attention to this dog at the Rockies' Bark at the Park night dressed as Dinger.
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I would just like to call attention to this dog at the Rockies' Bark at the Park night dressed as Dinger.
It's been a while since the Toaster was unplugged, but I still feel the need to alert @bobtimmermann.bsky.social if I see catcher's interference he hasn't posted about.
July 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's been a while since the Toaster was unplugged, but I still feel the need to alert @bobtimmermann.bsky.social if I see catcher's interference he hasn't posted about.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 with ponytail flanked by person with short hair and another person speaking into microphone at podium] PERSON 1: In the early 2010s, researchers found that many major scientific results couldn’t be reproduced. (2) PERSON 1: Over a decade into the replication crisis, we wanted to see if today’s studies have become more robust. (3) PERSON 1: Unfortunately, our replication analysis has found exactly the same problems that those 2010s researchers did. (4) [newspaper with image of speakers from previous panels] Headline: Replication Crisis Solved](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibwuu57ullc7vacjyno6c5z3gtyakkg2qub6cn3dbbjdpn2kaowmi@jpeg)
July 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They told us on the Wrigley tour that the netting is for drunken Cubs fans.
*record scratch* Yeah that’s me in the netting in Wrigley Field. I wasn’t always this desperate for a baseball but when you live in Chicago your entire life and you’ve caught one… things tend to happen.
July 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
They told us on the Wrigley tour that the netting is for drunken Cubs fans.
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nearly mr. met his demise
July 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
nearly mr. met his demise
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Dodgers July home run leaders:
Shohei Ohtani 3
MIGUEL ROJAS 2
Michael Conforto 2
Mookie Betts 2
Will Smith 2
Shohei Ohtani 3
MIGUEL ROJAS 2
Michael Conforto 2
Mookie Betts 2
Will Smith 2
July 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dodgers July home run leaders:
Shohei Ohtani 3
MIGUEL ROJAS 2
Michael Conforto 2
Mookie Betts 2
Will Smith 2
Shohei Ohtani 3
MIGUEL ROJAS 2
Michael Conforto 2
Mookie Betts 2
Will Smith 2
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Mightier than the swordrod
June 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mightier than the swordrod
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Angry judge roasts Biglaw lawyers for their "collective debacle" filing a brief where "~9 of the 27 legal citations in the 10-page brief were incorrect in some way" due to Generative AI
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Lawyers will pay $31k for their sloppiness 🤖😵
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Lawyers will pay $31k for their sloppiness 🤖😵
digitalcommons.law.scu.edu
May 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Angry judge roasts Biglaw lawyers for their "collective debacle" filing a brief where "~9 of the 27 legal citations in the 10-page brief were incorrect in some way" due to Generative AI
digitalcommons.law.scu.edu/cgi/viewcont...
Lawyers will pay $31k for their sloppiness 🤖😵
digitalcommons.law.scu.edu/cgi/viewcont...
Lawyers will pay $31k for their sloppiness 🤖😵
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We have signed LHP Rich Hill to a minor league contract. He will report to Surprise and is expected to join Omaha (AAA) soon.
May 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We have signed LHP Rich Hill to a minor league contract. He will report to Surprise and is expected to join Omaha (AAA) soon.
A missed opportunity in this headline @ericstephen.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A missed opportunity in this headline @ericstephen.bsky.social
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As a conservative, I’ve always said that the government shouldn’t pick winners and losers. Here’s why I have no problem with Trump deciding to give his buddies tariff exemptions.
May 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
As a conservative, I’ve always said that the government shouldn’t pick winners and losers. Here’s why I have no problem with Trump deciding to give his buddies tariff exemptions.
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/3 Sometimes it occurs to me the internet is the main reason my nose hasn’t been broken a whole bunch of times
May 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
/3 Sometimes it occurs to me the internet is the main reason my nose hasn’t been broken a whole bunch of times
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Trump’s Tariffs: By The Numbers
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April 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump’s Tariffs: By The Numbers
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Media reports say Amazon making a last-minute bid to acquire TikTok.
April 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Media reports say Amazon making a last-minute bid to acquire TikTok.
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The ball only carries off the bat of right-handed Tommy Edman, the greatest hitter who ever lived
March 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The ball only carries off the bat of right-handed Tommy Edman, the greatest hitter who ever lived
Including Scott Stapp in the chat would be a major breach, especially when he takes the 4 key lines of the plan and repeats them incessantly for 10 minutes.
TIL that national security adviser michael waltz is the brother in law of creed singer scott stapp
March 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Including Scott Stapp in the chat would be a major breach, especially when he takes the 4 key lines of the plan and repeats them incessantly for 10 minutes.