Static Cat
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...Dan wanted to get out of the sandpit.
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so pigs got this down but that prick in the BMW can't figure it out
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
so pigs got this down but that prick in the BMW can't figure it out
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The actual physical blows that beat Paul's body into a pulp were softer than this
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The actual physical blows that beat Paul's body into a pulp were softer than this
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Today I have mostly been a petulant, attention-seeking cry baby.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Today I have mostly been a petulant, attention-seeking cry baby.
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I’m with Olivia! 🎯🎯🎯
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m with Olivia! 🎯🎯🎯
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Great idea not to mention that the entire saving was made in the year ending March 2025, two months before Reform took over.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Great idea not to mention that the entire saving was made in the year ending March 2025, two months before Reform took over.
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Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour | Frances Ryan
Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour | Frances Ryan
Starmer’s ailing government is happy to pursue ideas like cutting Motability, but all ministers will do is damage lives and themselves, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour | Frances Ryan
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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this sounds like a joke but it's really not.
'gender critical' is a tiny movement but the ppl involved are all in powerful positions and have megaphones.
'gender critical' is a tiny movement but the ppl involved are all in powerful positions and have megaphones.
There are only about 30 TERFs in Britain, but most of them have newspaper columns.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this sounds like a joke but it's really not.
'gender critical' is a tiny movement but the ppl involved are all in powerful positions and have megaphones.
'gender critical' is a tiny movement but the ppl involved are all in powerful positions and have megaphones.
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Historians will look at how far we've fallen, and come to the conclusion that it all began with the rise of Reality TV in the 1990s. Giving huge platforms to people with no real talent or expertise created a unique era – one that soon gave birth to a political movement based on idiocy and ignorance.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Historians will look at how far we've fallen, and come to the conclusion that it all began with the rise of Reality TV in the 1990s. Giving huge platforms to people with no real talent or expertise created a unique era – one that soon gave birth to a political movement based on idiocy and ignorance.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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The wrong hands are always the "authorities", Simon fails to understand anything, again.
Imagine thinking after the past 17 months that the Labour government is not part of "the wrong hands"...
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The wrong hands are always the "authorities", Simon fails to understand anything, again.
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"Dear Diary,
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Dear Diary,
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
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Billionaires have been spending vast amounts of money to keep rigging tax policy so that the rest of us have to pay to support them.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Billionaires have been spending vast amounts of money to keep rigging tax policy so that the rest of us have to pay to support them.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
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Quite www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
If Shamina Begum can be held responsible for her actions as a groomed 15-year-old, so can a teenaged Farage
If Shamina Begum can be held responsible for her actions as a groomed 15-year-old, so can a teenaged Farage
Antisemitism allegations against the teenage Farage matter – look at what he went on to do | Jonathan Freedland
Farage has cosied up to US figures who espoused conspiracy theories about Jews. That kind of talk is becoming alarmingly mainstream on the Maga right, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Quite www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
If Shamina Begum can be held responsible for her actions as a groomed 15-year-old, so can a teenaged Farage
If Shamina Begum can be held responsible for her actions as a groomed 15-year-old, so can a teenaged Farage
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Remember remember the 1st of December,
Bunting and Christmassy shite.
Bunting and Christmassy shite.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Remember remember the 1st of December,
Bunting and Christmassy shite.
Bunting and Christmassy shite.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Starmer doesn't care about homelessness; he's not homeless.
Starmer doesn't care about food banks; he doesn't use them.
Starmer doesn't care about the NHS; he'll go private.
Starmer doesn't care about you; you're not his bank balance.
Starmer doesn't care about food banks; he doesn't use them.
Starmer doesn't care about the NHS; he'll go private.
Starmer doesn't care about you; you're not his bank balance.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Starmer doesn't care about homelessness; he's not homeless.
Starmer doesn't care about food banks; he doesn't use them.
Starmer doesn't care about the NHS; he'll go private.
Starmer doesn't care about you; you're not his bank balance.
Starmer doesn't care about food banks; he doesn't use them.
Starmer doesn't care about the NHS; he'll go private.
Starmer doesn't care about you; you're not his bank balance.
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This vision of the Tory Party no-longer exists. It barely exists in the Labour Party. Where is the case for 'profit for a purpose'? Where is the implacable opposition to inequality in the two old parties? It will be the task of the 'minor parties' in the years ahead to reassemble this perspective.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This vision of the Tory Party no-longer exists. It barely exists in the Labour Party. Where is the case for 'profit for a purpose'? Where is the implacable opposition to inequality in the two old parties? It will be the task of the 'minor parties' in the years ahead to reassemble this perspective.
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In case you missed this, the BBC edited a historian's speech about Trump to remove the claim that he's "the most openly corrupt president in US history." This came after Trump had threatened a $1 billion lawsuit.
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Trump Angrily Threatened to Sue BBC. Then Things Took a Darker Turn.
First, British Broadcasting Corporation execs resigned after Trump complained about a segment. Now the BBC edited out a line from a historian that was critical of Trump. Where does this end?
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In case you missed this, the BBC edited a historian's speech about Trump to remove the claim that he's "the most openly corrupt president in US history." This came after Trump had threatened a $1 billion lawsuit.
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
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Starmer: you going to explain we have tax rises and spending cuts because of Brexit?
Reeves: nah, my constituents voted for Brexit, I don't want to upset them
Reeves: nah, my constituents voted for Brexit, I don't want to upset them
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Starmer: you going to explain we have tax rises and spending cuts because of Brexit?
Reeves: nah, my constituents voted for Brexit, I don't want to upset them
Reeves: nah, my constituents voted for Brexit, I don't want to upset them
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Today, Labour is going to announce a return to PFI for the NHS- which is a total disaster. But they’ve renamed it the “NHS neighbourhood rebuild”. Don’t be fooled 🚨
I’ve explained what’s going on in this piece I’ve just written- open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
I’ve explained what’s going on in this piece I’ve just written- open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Today, Labour is going to announce a return to PFI for the NHS- which is a total disaster. But they’ve renamed it the “NHS neighbourhood rebuild”. Don’t be fooled 🚨
I’ve explained what’s going on in this piece I’ve just written- open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
I’ve explained what’s going on in this piece I’ve just written- open.substack.com/pub/jujuliag...
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Fun Tip: Pretend you’re at a hotel buffet every morning by holding your plate while you’re waiting for your toast.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Fun Tip: Pretend you’re at a hotel buffet every morning by holding your plate while you’re waiting for your toast.