teen vampire, aged 40
@starswheeled.bsky.social
“He did a restraining order on me so I bought him a Jeep Grand Cherokee to prove I loved him.” (I’m starswheeled on twit)
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Genuinely can't stop laughing at this Colin Farrell story
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Genuinely can't stop laughing at this Colin Farrell story
He does not respect me and my stories
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He does not respect me and my stories
Is he handsome
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Is he handsome
do u see the bunny in this picture
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
do u see the bunny in this picture
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GASTON IN HIS BATHROOM SIX HOURS AFTER HOSING FIVE DOZEN EGGS: (in a rich baritone) UGHHHHH. UHHHH. aaaaAAAAAAAHGGG
August 15, 2023 at 12:14 PM
GASTON IN HIS BATHROOM SIX HOURS AFTER HOSING FIVE DOZEN EGGS: (in a rich baritone) UGHHHHH. UHHHH. aaaaAAAAAAAHGGG
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Good morning from these Halloween goblins
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good morning from these Halloween goblins
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i believe that spirit halloween convincing american parents that costumes come pre-made from a store (and are single-use, and coming in single-use plastic packing) and making families who can't afford them simply not participate in halloween, will be answered for in hell
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i believe that spirit halloween convincing american parents that costumes come pre-made from a store (and are single-use, and coming in single-use plastic packing) and making families who can't afford them simply not participate in halloween, will be answered for in hell
it’s raining still
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
it’s raining still
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Mahmoud is trying so hard to take care of his dad ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Mahmoud is trying so hard to take care of his dad ❤️
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The ballroom will be his fuhrerbunker. The woke 2 swat team is going to blow open a window and he's going to be wearing a tux, pointing the pistol Stephen Miller just killed himself with at the band, demanding they play Memory again
I'm sorry but the idea that the ballroom is merely a cover for a bunker where Trump can hide out after refusing to leave office is stupid as hell. You can't hold on to the presidency via squatters rights. Our big wet boy just wants to live inside a wedding from 1987
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The ballroom will be his fuhrerbunker. The woke 2 swat team is going to blow open a window and he's going to be wearing a tux, pointing the pistol Stephen Miller just killed himself with at the band, demanding they play Memory again
It’s raining
October 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s raining
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October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is, I cannot stress enough, the funniest movie I’ve ever seen
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is, I cannot stress enough, the funniest movie I’ve ever seen
SCREMAING THAT THE LITTLE BOY IS BEING MADE TO FEED ALL HIS MIND CONTROLLED FRIENDS AND PARENTS
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
SCREMAING THAT THE LITTLE BOY IS BEING MADE TO FEED ALL HIS MIND CONTROLLED FRIENDS AND PARENTS
How do we feel abt the movie weapons on herr
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
How do we feel abt the movie weapons on herr
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Fuck these people for being cowards
Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fuck these people for being cowards
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A 17-year-old Jerome girl told the Statesman that her brother was left by himself after their dad was taken into custody by ICE.
‘Really traumatized’: Idaho family worked to find patriarch after Wilder raid
A 17-year-old Jerome girl told the Statesman that her brother was left by himself after their dad was taken into custody by ICE.
bit.ly
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A 17-year-old Jerome girl told the Statesman that her brother was left by himself after their dad was taken into custody by ICE.
left a blazer out on my bed, took a shower, came back, during the interim a fly died on it
a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
left a blazer out on my bed, took a shower, came back, during the interim a fly died on it
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it’s so nice bernie can say something stupid and people who supported him in the past saying “hey this shit sucks, fuck off” aren’t outliers
Trump's re-election campaign is going to be running favorable quotes from ... [checks notes] ... Senator Bernie Sanders.
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
it’s so nice bernie can say something stupid and people who supported him in the past saying “hey this shit sucks, fuck off” aren’t outliers
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
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dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience