@starkillerkate.bsky.social
Welcome to whatever this is (she/her)
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Apparently the culture here is to make a long post introducing your interests and that is not my style. You will get 3-6 months of long form rants about one video game interspersed with occasional random bitching. Strap in.
You know you’re almost thirty when it takes three point five business days to recover from Disneyland
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You know you’re almost thirty when it takes three point five business days to recover from Disneyland
Until somebody builds a bigger Bowser
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Until somebody builds a bigger Bowser
And then they fell in love (romcom coming next July)
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
And then they fell in love (romcom coming next July)
Update: he got laid off LMAO
A fun fact about me is that my ex, who never legally divorced his ex, works for The Knot
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Update: he got laid off LMAO
Orson Welles? The guy from the Fallout 4 radio mod The Mercury Theater On the Air?
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Orson Welles? The guy from the Fallout 4 radio mod The Mercury Theater On the Air?
deep in OW2 and on the one hand I find Obsidian's lowkey contempt that people might want to romance their characters kind of eyerolling but on the other hand god is it refreshing to have a cast of companions that doesn't feel like six perfectly focus-tested sex fantasies in a trenchcoat
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
deep in OW2 and on the one hand I find Obsidian's lowkey contempt that people might want to romance their characters kind of eyerolling but on the other hand god is it refreshing to have a cast of companions that doesn't feel like six perfectly focus-tested sex fantasies in a trenchcoat
Sexy “Good Place fire up the old penis flattener”
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Sexy “Good Place fire up the old penis flattener”
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Remarkable, to me, how people on this website will admit to disliking Dishonored (2012) and then expect their immediate arguments downstream of that to be taken seriously
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Remarkable, to me, how people on this website will admit to disliking Dishonored (2012) and then expect their immediate arguments downstream of that to be taken seriously
I’m a deep blue city livin’ coastal elite and my march had the highest amount of Bible quotes per capita I’ve seen in my fucking life
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m a deep blue city livin’ coastal elite and my march had the highest amount of Bible quotes per capita I’ve seen in my fucking life
Oh my god the story locks in Hundred Line can eat shit from a butt
October 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh my god the story locks in Hundred Line can eat shit from a butt
Did a Mormon write this
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
bit.ly
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Did a Mormon write this
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they are clearly trying to terrify everyone out of showing up to the No Kings protest and I simply do not think it is going to work
see you all there
see you all there
Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
they are clearly trying to terrify everyone out of showing up to the No Kings protest and I simply do not think it is going to work
see you all there
see you all there
“Why is Gen Z so puritan” IDK maybe the generation that came of age in the middle of the fucking Me Too movement has some hangups about power and sex
October 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
“Why is Gen Z so puritan” IDK maybe the generation that came of age in the middle of the fucking Me Too movement has some hangups about power and sex
Relationship goals unlocked
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Relationship goals unlocked
I know it’s not the point of all this but “bayou-bred pushover” sounds like a hell of a popover dessert
really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I know it’s not the point of all this but “bayou-bred pushover” sounds like a hell of a popover dessert
I really wish that people who want to make a Final Destination would just make a Final Destination instead of making an "elevated" slasher story and saying it's Actually About Trauma
October 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I really wish that people who want to make a Final Destination would just make a Final Destination instead of making an "elevated" slasher story and saying it's Actually About Trauma
No network username or password YOU’RE not valid
October 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No network username or password YOU’RE not valid
Other than Steven King has there ever been a person from Maine
September 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Other than Steven King has there ever been a person from Maine
Never quite seen a work become its own fix-it fic but Hundred Line is somehow doing it. Amazing how fast it’s loosing me
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Never quite seen a work become its own fix-it fic but Hundred Line is somehow doing it. Amazing how fast it’s loosing me
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CHOTINER: And when was that?
MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago
CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a-
MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish-
CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.
MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago
CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a-
MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish-
CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
CHOTINER: And when was that?
MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago
CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a-
MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish-
CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.
MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago
CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a-
MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish-
CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.
I know that we all rightly laugh at these chucklefucks but this genuinely made me stop, take a beat, and realize that at some point in the last five years we’ve normalized this. There’s just a portion of the population making block lists of media that don’t encourage women’s oppression
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I know that we all rightly laugh at these chucklefucks but this genuinely made me stop, take a beat, and realize that at some point in the last five years we’ve normalized this. There’s just a portion of the population making block lists of media that don’t encourage women’s oppression
Isn’t this the plot of that Him movie
September 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Isn’t this the plot of that Him movie
What I love about the way Hundred Line does branching paths is that after you make any choice, the protagonist will always justify that choice to himself afterwards, and you have no say in the reasoning he presents. You just nudged him into doing something he was already considering, either way
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What I love about the way Hundred Line does branching paths is that after you make any choice, the protagonist will always justify that choice to himself afterwards, and you have no say in the reasoning he presents. You just nudged him into doing something he was already considering, either way
Forgot my sweater at home and didn’t get a chance to snuggle with my kitty this morning. At work cold and catless. The indignity
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Forgot my sweater at home and didn’t get a chance to snuggle with my kitty this morning. At work cold and catless. The indignity
And yet the banality of evil rolls on (the guy on the right invented Fig Newtons)
One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And yet the banality of evil rolls on (the guy on the right invented Fig Newtons)