the stinky Man
@stankymofo.bsky.social
Keyboard dweller. I reside in the layer of mantle crust between your keys and the board on which they lay.
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Imagine the amount of unrealized shareholder value that exists because there’s no such thing as Chipotle Web Services
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Imagine the amount of unrealized shareholder value that exists because there’s no such thing as Chipotle Web Services
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The important thing on a math test is to answer honestly
June 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The important thing on a math test is to answer honestly
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The grape they did surgery on has died
June 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The grape they did surgery on has died
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landlord here. i regularly cook and eat my tenants. we’re allowed to do that
June 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
landlord here. i regularly cook and eat my tenants. we’re allowed to do that
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sometimes i like to remind the cats that they're adopted
June 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
sometimes i like to remind the cats that they're adopted
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30 year old man who got the zoomies from drinking dr pepper is awaiting execution
June 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
30 year old man who got the zoomies from drinking dr pepper is awaiting execution
Microplastics are good for us, actually. They’re preparing our bodies to cope with the inevitable Mega Plastics we will be faced with in times to come
June 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Microplastics are good for us, actually. They’re preparing our bodies to cope with the inevitable Mega Plastics we will be faced with in times to come
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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Bands love to be named stuff like… well, you know that they're named like. You can think of your own funny example to exaggerate or whatever. I just … my head hurts so bad since I fell down this morning. It's hard to think of band examples. I'm gonna take a quick nap to see if it helps, talk soon.
May 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bands love to be named stuff like… well, you know that they're named like. You can think of your own funny example to exaggerate or whatever. I just … my head hurts so bad since I fell down this morning. It's hard to think of band examples. I'm gonna take a quick nap to see if it helps, talk soon.
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You asked me if Carly Rae Jepsen is “the call me maybe girl” and you want me to repost your missing brother? Lmaoooooooo OK 👍
May 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You asked me if Carly Rae Jepsen is “the call me maybe girl” and you want me to repost your missing brother? Lmaoooooooo OK 👍
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the mammalian urge to have two beers. no other taxonomical class does this
May 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the mammalian urge to have two beers. no other taxonomical class does this
Allow me to undress the elephant in the room …
May 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Allow me to undress the elephant in the room …
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Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
May 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
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walking up to someone on the street and pointing at my head and going ‘ears is for sounds ?’
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
walking up to someone on the street and pointing at my head and going ‘ears is for sounds ?’
Yall would be fuckin with him if he had tiddies and was called Jade E. Vance instead
April 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Yall would be fuckin with him if he had tiddies and was called Jade E. Vance instead
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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brought a knife to a gunfight. instead of people being understanding of my situation i got shot
April 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
brought a knife to a gunfight. instead of people being understanding of my situation i got shot
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For a devoted Jesus fan like Pope Francis, dying is like going to Heaven.
April 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
For a devoted Jesus fan like Pope Francis, dying is like going to Heaven.
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Covid happened in star wars and all the jar jar binks species died from it
April 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Covid happened in star wars and all the jar jar binks species died from it
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The pope invented a slur so nasty that barking it at JD Vance made him die
April 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The pope invented a slur so nasty that barking it at JD Vance made him die