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herbie
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Fully loaded. “Noted scandal of a Southern family." Former USN helo pilot. Tech type. Partner to @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social, dad. TINLA. IANAD. LAS, but really HND. He/him.
Tonight cini told me “hell no and fuck yeah are different”

Good on her learning that early
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Why I’m exhausted, pt. 17
Our product has evolved ever faster in the previous 12 months from something non technical stakeholders could reasonably use to … idek. Whatever it is now, where you need a metasystem to create things

more shortly, I can’t blame the users like I used to and I don’t have control to make it better
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Things I hear on campus as we continue to adapt to AI. Plenty try to incorporate it. Others:

- med school faculty going back to oral exams
- comp sci faculty building no-network linux systems with IT for exams in programming courses
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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One of you is ready to live mas
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“Isn’t that the wrong way?”
“Yeah, but _faster_”
Because most of the biggest thefts and disasters thus far have been human error which must be eliminated in favour of AI, which is capable of much funnier error
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I've been ignoring my linkedin "service requests" inbox for a while now - just checked it and there's what looks to be some valid requests there.

anyone here use that feature? was it worth the monthly fee?
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
sidebar FASHY HAIRCUTS IN FOREGROUND, JFC
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I'm at the pizza hut

I'm at the children's museum
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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what if, due to AI, in a couple of years the only people who have jobs are podcasters? that brings us to the obvious question: how are the rest of you going to get the money to pay for my podcasts? that's something you all need to be thinking about because i will not change my lifestyle.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
no, because it can't maintain the systems it creates.

it just creates wholly new systems.

cause it's non-deterministic.

solve this and we're getting somewhere.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Temperature Drop
8” x 6” oil on cradle wood panel
Available on my website
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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✨ introducing… ✨

🌇 Transportation for the Abundant Society 🚅

"Abundance" says our problem is artificial scarcity—especially housing. But you can’t build your way out if transportation policy still treats traffic flow as sacred.

Transportation is the binding constraint. ssrn.com/abstract=538...
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Yo it’s your boy Ed Baldwin getting orbital off that Mars pack
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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A cartel drone incursion? Silently neutralized around a large city? May I see it?
Omg. Fucking clown show
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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i once again hold that gen z white boys may be lonely in part bc that generation loves them some HIDEOUS hairstyles. mullets, bad bangs, preacher perms. oooooof.
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Also privateer
The pixel art in the first two wing commander games is pristine.

Worth getting this mod through to fix A LOT OF ISSUES alltinker.itch.io/wcat even then some bugs.

But this game was worlds ahead of its time for a 1990 release.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
RETVRN TO /WALL
Fuck discord, I'm going back to Trillian
Fuck discord, I’m going back to AIM.
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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We published a paper a couple years ago now that shows that, at all levels of gambling engagement, the simple split between people who gamble on sports and those who do not gamble on sports reveals that those that gamble on sports are at a dramatically higher risk for problems
In the future we're gonna look back at online gambling and prediction markets in the same way we look now at cigarettes on airplanes and lead-based paint

www.wsj.com/business/med...
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
“I don't think I can make it in today”

Bro you have a remote job. Your job is email and slack and jira. Wtaf
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Only one correct answer
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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La Marseillaise, obviously.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM