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Fully loaded. “Noted scandal of a Southern family." Former USN helo pilot. Tech type. Partner to @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social, dad. TINLA. IANAD. LAS, but really HND. He/him.
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If the news has you needing to disassociate for a little bit, please enjoy the @mobute.bsky.social & @davidjroth.bsky.social It's Christmastown podcast I guested on, along with @andylevy.net and @ugarles.bsky.social -- where we dissect a Hallmark movie's attempt at latkes and Hanukah
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
Amazon: bit.ly/480oiTH
Apple: bit.ly/43kg7ix
Spotify: bit.ly/498NkkM
141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
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November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
need a “I am deeply conflicted about my service” shirt/hat
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hbd marines
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Cleaning post breakfast dishes and got the strongest whiff of what surely was green apple skoal
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“Furthermore”
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Fun pictures from the past bit:
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
hi y'all.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I’m from Alabama originally and I was taught the easiest way to tell the difference is that the Alabama logo has a mullet 😂
August 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
the other vegas
Hair We R
Las Vegas, NM
August 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Hey folks - if you didn't want to sign up for the ACBN because of concerns around Substack, then do I have some good news
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August 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
expiring account mutes pls
me and at least @proptermalone.bsky.social have been on this forever, that there needs to be an “on one” mute for a person you ordinarily like but prone to fits of fighting dumb battles online
August 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
hydro way easier to draw
Oh, Hydro the Otter is real good.
August 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Important detail: John Brown was going around fighting and killing slaveowners with the sickest looking longsword I've ever seen
August 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Heyo
August 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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They gaslit you all throughout the election.
August 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Got the record player, amp, speakers, and touchtone phone setup in the living room

As the good lord intended
August 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Making my case to add Hawaii to the ACC
August 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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fighter pilots are just male horse girls
August 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Helluva network
Idaho St (0-0, 0-0) W0 @ UNLV (0-0, 0-0) W0 has kicked off on !
August 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maxine, post toilet:

BOOM CLAP

SOUND OF MY FART
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Put this on the discover feed for tomorrow
August 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM