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herbie
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Fully loaded. “Noted scandal of a Southern family." Former USN helo pilot. Tech type. Partner to @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social, dad. TINLA. IANAD. LAS, but really HND. He/him.
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Just three notable Atlanta Braves fans waiting to see who's acquired for shortstop.
What a picture (via Big Boi)
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
very much a use it or lose it sitch
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you like people & FPSs, you’ll like arc raiders

That is all, carry on
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
lmao of course he's a pike
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Seeing a lot of bad takes here so just a reminder that you "deserving a treat" doesn't negate the harm you do by crossing a picket line. Your Starbucks order is not more important than that horrible, unethical company paying its workers a fair wage and giving them the benefits they deserve.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
yes it's pedocons

and their perverse thoughts on power
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
wait wait that mf is still in the hospital?

... for ✌️observation✌️
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
men, this is a skill you have to practice

you should start now
Like, in all seriousness, if I’m having beers with the boys and one of them says this shit… I’m never speaking to that person again in my life, making sure my wife and daughters know to avoid them forever, and probably warning mutual acquaintances who have daughters. This is unbelievably horrible.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
RFC on at-proto update enabling post editing
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
really selling me on physical media here bob
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
numbers , not good for many things
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me and parabol/parabola
I'm NOT a Cocomelon parent. get your ass in the car. it's time to listen to Transatlanticism
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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also:

our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.

a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player

www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
why yes the destiny soundtrack is great for rearchitecting entire swaths of the business, why do you ask
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
veteran my entire ass
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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do not repeat this insight
do not repeat this insight
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
do not repeat this insight
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Still just absolutely blows me away that we taught a generation of kids *coping strategies for functional illiteracy* rather than actual reading skills
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
butch walker and train? together at last?

you know what hell yeah
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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If the news has you needing to disassociate for a little bit, please enjoy the @mobute.bsky.social & @davidjroth.bsky.social It's Christmastown podcast I guested on, along with @andylevy.net and @ugarles.bsky.social -- where we dissect a Hallmark movie's attempt at latkes and Hanukah
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
Amazon: bit.ly/480oiTH
Apple: bit.ly/43kg7ix
Spotify: bit.ly/498NkkM
141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
need a “I am deeply conflicted about my service” shirt/hat
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hbd marines
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM