Microwaveable plastic
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Gently compassionate and moderately useless
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Explain this gap in your resume *chops your resume in half with an axe*
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Canceling my subscription to Palantir
"If people stopped spending their money on evil corporations, those corporations would go out of business."
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Canceling my subscription to Palantir
I wonder what it would be like to be able to read. Life would be so much different.
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I wonder what it would be like to be able to read. Life would be so much different.
The plural of anime is annies may
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The plural of anime is annies may
My Death Stranding save got corrupted! I open the game every once in a while to make some new deliveries but my latest save won’t load. Thanks, Kojima.
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My Death Stranding save got corrupted! I open the game every once in a while to make some new deliveries but my latest save won’t load. Thanks, Kojima.
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marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
Dirty deeds, dundered cheap
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dirty deeds, dundered cheap
Finna turn this buddy cop comedy into a crime drama
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Finna turn this buddy cop comedy into a crime drama
Here is your reminder to take it easy
IVAN - fotonovela (MILE JAKELIC RETRO DISCO EDIT)
Listen to IVAN - fotonovela (MILE JAKELIC RETRO DISCO EDIT) by Mile Jakelić ✪ playlist on desktop and mobile.
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December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Here is your reminder to take it easy
I’ve read 15 of these, and only 5 were for school. In horror of what that says about me.
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’ve read 15 of these, and only 5 were for school. In horror of what that says about me.
Chat, I am Inigo Montoya. You k!lled my father. Prepare to d!e.
December 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Chat, I am Inigo Montoya. You k!lled my father. Prepare to d!e.
There’s an old image macro of Lupin the Third saying something like "I became a cop so I could kill people" and I can’t find it online anywhere and now I’m thinking that the people who self-censor by saying things like "k!ll" might be right
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There’s an old image macro of Lupin the Third saying something like "I became a cop so I could kill people" and I can’t find it online anywhere and now I’m thinking that the people who self-censor by saying things like "k!ll" might be right
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My kid is making fun of me because the things that scare me most in Stranger Things are plane crashes and kids skateboarding without helmets
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My kid is making fun of me because the things that scare me most in Stranger Things are plane crashes and kids skateboarding without helmets
The concept of a "jalapeño popper" is a testament to man’s hubris. Nature never created such a thing.
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The concept of a "jalapeño popper" is a testament to man’s hubris. Nature never created such a thing.
Who wants to come to my pox party? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pox_party
Pox party - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Who wants to come to my pox party? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pox_party
Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy
When God closes a door, he opens a window. And then he’s all like, "Yeah, that’s right. Crawl through the window, dork. 😂😂😂😂😂"
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
When God closes a door, he opens a window. And then he’s all like, "Yeah, that’s right. Crawl through the window, dork. 😂😂😂😂😂"
Forget Scrooge and the Grinch. We need a Christmas villain who didn’t have a redemption arc.
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Forget Scrooge and the Grinch. We need a Christmas villain who didn’t have a redemption arc.
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🎶Hark! the Herald Angels sing
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🎶Hark! the Herald Angels sing
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
To funny guys like me, "funny business" is just "business".
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
To funny guys like me, "funny business" is just "business".
WE 👏 NEED 👏 A 👏 DISNEY 👏 PRINCESS 👏 WITH 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 TEETH 👏
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
WE 👏 NEED 👏 A 👏 DISNEY 👏 PRINCESS 👏 WITH 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 TEETH 👏
Are you making your labubu proud today?
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Are you making your labubu proud today?
It ain’t easy being sneezy
December 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It ain’t easy being sneezy
No, YOU crank that soulja boy 🫵🤨
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No, YOU crank that soulja boy 🫵🤨