Microwaveable plastic
@squigglymips.bsky.social
Gently compassionate and moderately useless
Just crossed 1500 blitz rating on Lichess! I’m now as good as someone just starting out and assigned a default rating.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Just crossed 1500 blitz rating on Lichess! I’m now as good as someone just starting out and assigned a default rating.
In 2026 we’re bringing this guy back
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In 2026 we’re bringing this guy back
Hypothesis: chess.c*m is teaching players to be more tactical and less positional because of the dopamine hit from seeing brilliant sacrifices in review. #chesssky
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hypothesis: chess.c*m is teaching players to be more tactical and less positional because of the dopamine hit from seeing brilliant sacrifices in review. #chesssky
Cash Pope Yes
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cash Pope Yes
The horny police
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The horny police
Why am I just now learning that ancient Garfield lore was unearthed in 2019?
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why am I just now learning that ancient Garfield lore was unearthed in 2019?
repost with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
repost with an iconic fictional band:
Tiffany when she sees this
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Tiffany when she sees this
Excuse me what is occurring on Bluesky dot app
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Excuse me what is occurring on Bluesky dot app
Something cool that happens on Lichess is I’ll play against someone and then play against them again months later when both our ratings are higher #chesssky
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Something cool that happens on Lichess is I’ll play against someone and then play against them again months later when both our ratings are higher #chesssky
There’s your problem, Third Way’s Matt Bennett. Your primary focus should be DOING SOMETHING. Improving lives or rolling back the nation’s fascist takeover. Voters can tell when you don’t have goals beyond the election, and it reeks.
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
There’s your problem, Third Way’s Matt Bennett. Your primary focus should be DOING SOMETHING. Improving lives or rolling back the nation’s fascist takeover. Voters can tell when you don’t have goals beyond the election, and it reeks.
I call this one "Sunset Over the Tesla Dealership"
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I call this one "Sunset Over the Tesla Dealership"
This used to be peak comedy. It still is, but it also used to be.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This used to be peak comedy. It still is, but it also used to be.