Microwaveable plastic
@squigglymips.bsky.social
Gently compassionate and moderately useless
Pinned
Explain this gap in your resume *chops your resume in half with an axe*
Just crossed 1500 blitz rating on Lichess! I’m now as good as someone just starting out and assigned a default rating.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Just crossed 1500 blitz rating on Lichess! I’m now as good as someone just starting out and assigned a default rating.
Butt sugar. Glute-cose, if you will.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Butt sugar. Glute-cose, if you will.
In 2026 we’re bringing this guy back
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In 2026 we’re bringing this guy back
What if stars in the night sky had different colors? That would be so cool. Missed layup by God tbh.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What if stars in the night sky had different colors? That would be so cool. Missed layup by God tbh.
Judge Judy and Executioner
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Judge Judy and Executioner
Walker Texas Stranger
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Walker Texas Stranger
Hypothesis: chess.c*m is teaching players to be more tactical and less positional because of the dopamine hit from seeing brilliant sacrifices in review. #chesssky
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hypothesis: chess.c*m is teaching players to be more tactical and less positional because of the dopamine hit from seeing brilliant sacrifices in review. #chesssky
Fr I tell myself this all the time, mostly to justify things I did that took a long time
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fr I tell myself this all the time, mostly to justify things I did that took a long time
Hey Donald Trump! Enjoy your HAMBERDER and COVFEFE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey Donald Trump! Enjoy your HAMBERDER and COVFEFE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Welcome to the jungle 😃☺️
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Welcome to the jungle 😃☺️
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
Baking soda pop
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Baking soda pop
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Skill issue. I am gaining light day by day.
We continue losing daylight for 32 days.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Skill issue. I am gaining light day by day.
Make Great Americans Again
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Make Great Americans Again
Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh desire
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh desire
*bravely* I hate cancer
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
*bravely* I hate cancer
BEAUTIFUL BLUE BERRIES
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
BEAUTIFUL BLUE BERRIES
Going to do an Olivia Nuzlocke (a Pokémon challenge where you can only use rats or poison types, and if one of them dies, you have to write purple prose about how much you loved them)
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Going to do an Olivia Nuzlocke (a Pokémon challenge where you can only use rats or poison types, and if one of them dies, you have to write purple prose about how much you loved them)
It has been a difficult cold and flu season.
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It has been a difficult cold and flu season.
Alms for the aimless
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Alms for the aimless
WASSUP SOCIAL MEDIA! I quit my job to make content full time!
…and with that, I’m out of content.
…and with that, I’m out of content.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
WASSUP SOCIAL MEDIA! I quit my job to make content full time!
…and with that, I’m out of content.
…and with that, I’m out of content.
Reposted by Microwaveable plastic
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
When I was young, I could tell from down the street if a TV was on because of the high-pitched whine. I’m going to choose to believe that I still can, but no one uses CRT TVs anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When I was young, I could tell from down the street if a TV was on because of the high-pitched whine. I’m going to choose to believe that I still can, but no one uses CRT TVs anymore.