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Which mad billionaire will buy this place?
Comedy dabbler
Comedy dabbler
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Ken Mackerel
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ken Mackerel
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Another lovely show this time with Do The Thing improvising Choose Your Own Musical! Thanks to everyone who came along to this and SF Live yesterday!
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Another lovely show this time with Do The Thing improvising Choose Your Own Musical! Thanks to everyone who came along to this and SF Live yesterday!
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David Lynch altar for the Día de Muertos celebration at Hollywood Forever.
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
David Lynch altar for the Día de Muertos celebration at Hollywood Forever.
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As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.
Arse burgers? Is that why they fired him?
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Arse burgers? Is that why they fired him?
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
Which minecraft movie is getting a sequel?
A Minecraft Movie is getting a sequel and it's due out on 23rd July 2027. https://bit.ly/470XTDM
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Which minecraft movie is getting a sequel?
No *you’re* a 40 year old man who cried at the end of K-Pop Demon Hunters
October 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No *you’re* a 40 year old man who cried at the end of K-Pop Demon Hunters
When you know the party is over
September 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
When you know the party is over
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"My wifes gone on a tour of casinos in south-west China"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"My wifes gone on a tour of casinos in south-west China"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
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"My wife's gone to see Han Solo at the Star Wars hotel in Disneyland!"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
September 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"My wife's gone to see Han Solo at the Star Wars hotel in Disneyland!"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
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"My wife's band got booked to play a gig in Jurong Island!"
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"My wife's band got booked to play a gig in Jurong Island!"
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
The comedian’s temptation
September 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The comedian’s temptation
Click to join the waiting room for the queue to the presale
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Click to join the waiting room for the queue to the presale
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I can highly recommend Do The Thing shows. @splotkin.bsky.social and Iain are a joy to watch and @stellartim.bsky.social is there too.
Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied
TICKET LINK BELOW!
TICKET LINK BELOW!
September 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I can highly recommend Do The Thing shows. @splotkin.bsky.social and Iain are a joy to watch and @stellartim.bsky.social is there too.
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Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied
TICKET LINK BELOW!
TICKET LINK BELOW!
September 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied
TICKET LINK BELOW!
TICKET LINK BELOW!
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"I'm cancelling your show ... for a week!"
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"I'm cancelling your show ... for a week!"
They just don’t put the effort into DVD special features any more
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
They just don’t put the effort into DVD special features any more
I think this is the most up my street. What a street.
Here's a thing that's probably right up your Straße, you big mad oddball.x
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think this is the most up my street. What a street.
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And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!
November 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM
And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!
I would take any level of cognitive disadvantage over looking like this
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I would take any level of cognitive disadvantage over looking like this
I was today years old when I realised that this cunt was supposed to be an aardvark
September 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was today years old when I realised that this cunt was supposed to be an aardvark
You guys made me google what a groyper is and it completely ruined my morning shit
September 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
You guys made me google what a groyper is and it completely ruined my morning shit