Mark Schumann
@spiff.geek.org
TTRPGs. Origins Award Winner. Fantasy, Science Fiction, History. Anime, Giant Robots. Rush. Ozric Tentacles. Grateful Dead. Married. Cat Servitor. 2x Cancer Survivor.
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"I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take *me* out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good."
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take *me* out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good."
Only found this today because I'm not on Twitter anymore. A fantastic tribute from a classic San Francisco artist!
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Only found this today because I'm not on Twitter anymore. A fantastic tribute from a classic San Francisco artist!
And of course, get a new regeneration
I only want one thing, and it's to have thrown down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
And of course, get a new regeneration
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry‘s vision for the future.
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry‘s vision for the future.
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Theydies and gentlethems- I believe it is time for some serious weed tonight.
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Theydies and gentlethems- I believe it is time for some serious weed tonight.
DOWN WITH THE GERONTOCRACY
Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
DOWN WITH THE GERONTOCRACY
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Sinners With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Sinners With Big Naturals
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Probably the funniest form of toxic masculinity I've encountered was a dude who refused to hit a bong because it "looked gay"
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Probably the funniest form of toxic masculinity I've encountered was a dude who refused to hit a bong because it "looked gay"
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Fire Straits
Fire Straits
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The No-Go’s
The No-Go’s
Ruin a band name by changing one letter:
“Jilling Joke”
“Depeche Lode”
“The Sure”
“Jilling Joke”
“Depeche Lode”
“The Sure”
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Fire Straits
Fire Straits
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old tv shows, particularly star trek, gave me a completely unrealistic sense of how many habitable caves near urban centers there would be in adult life
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
old tv shows, particularly star trek, gave me a completely unrealistic sense of how many habitable caves near urban centers there would be in adult life
Hell yeah! So stoked
January 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Hell yeah! So stoked
Slightly diminish a game.
Sorta Secret
Sorta Secret
Slightly diminish a game.
Sortapunk 2077
Sortapunk 2077
slightly diminish a game.
Quiet Hill.
Quiet Hill.
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Slightly diminish a game.
Sorta Secret
Sorta Secret
"Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you." -Brad Meltzer
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you." -Brad Meltzer
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HARDWARE (1990, Richard Stanley)
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
HARDWARE (1990, Richard Stanley)
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The mascots of Oyama City are Fuunya, an orange-brown tabby, and his younger brother Mumunya, a grey tabby who clings to Fuunya’s head.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The mascots of Oyama City are Fuunya, an orange-brown tabby, and his younger brother Mumunya, a grey tabby who clings to Fuunya’s head.
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Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
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This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)
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Thaco Thursday
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Thaco Thursday
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