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Dr. Jess 💓✨
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I'm Jess, your friendly digital neighborhood astrologer! 🤠💖🌈✨🌞
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Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
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😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.

✨I don’t check DMs unless we’re mutuals✨
Came downstairs after my reading to a “just because” present 🥹💖

Really pretty artwork in this tarot of the woodland wardens deck!
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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my Saturn return is officially over in a week and a half
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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I’ve noticed that as well! especially with Jupiter in Cancer currently, since the Moon waxes and wanes, things will not be as constant as people would expect
February 4, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Gaiman ends that statement by thanking “so many of you” for “your belief in my innocence and your support for my work.”

Notice how he links belief in his innocence with support for his work.

Stop. Supporting. His. Work.
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I have never been rejected more than by Deborah Levy's publishing team on Netgalley
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
OK A THREAD I keep seeing with the transiting Jupiter is how unpredictable its delivery tends to be: it lacks the punch we'd imagine from the Greater BeneficTM

and I noticed that the Jupiter transit ITSELF plants seeds that bloom of their own accord at some point later - in Jupiter's divine timing
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Not excited for eclipse season, but am excited for the omens
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
So tracking predictions across a few years now it seems like many of my predictions are for 1.5-2 years in the future (when I’m trying to get the overall vibe of immediate year ahead)

WHY
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Leo 'till the end as in her obituary noted "ability to light up every room that she entered"
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Astro-seek having a time under the Uranus station?
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Jupiter-ruled Saturn 🤝 Saturn-ruled Jupiter for best oxymoron, per my anecdotal lived experience 😂😭
Perhaps not EXACTLY this (in terms of language used), but ‘Jupiter-ruled Saturn’ feels like an oxymoron
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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The Sophie Rochas rose is a fragrant, low-maintenance Floribunda variety that produces clusters of ruffled, baby pink blooms throughout the summer. Introduced in 2017, it's a versatile rose that can be grown in containers, garden beds, or as a shrub or climber.
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Perhaps not EXACTLY this (in terms of language used), but ‘Jupiter-ruled Saturn’ feels like an oxymoron
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Saturn in Pisces as having faith in efforts put forth even if the pay-off isn’t on a timeline you expected or would prefer
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
It's always fun watching my Nan (2h Scorpio Mars) strike a deal. She's always been incredibly good at it and notably, others seem to bend to her will without much effort on her part.
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
One of those videos where you record yourself saying what you want instead of indulging in it but it’s just my Taurus Moon/Venus saying the craziest shit I have opened in my 100,000 tabs

RAW ETHIOPIAN OPALS
LENOX SPICE VILLAGE
HERMAN MILLER AERON CHAIR
FROSTED ANIMAL CRACKER SOLID GOLD CHARM
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love."
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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egret doodle
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
My nativity maps onto a Picatrix recommended election for facilitating enduring love and IT IS a high I WILL be riding out, thank you very much
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM