Dr. Jess 💓✨
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I'm Jess, your friendly digital neighborhood astrologer! 🤠💖🌈✨🌞
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Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
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😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.
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Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
✨💙💐🌻🌈🌝💪🧿💖🌈✨🌞
😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.
✨I don’t check DMs unless we’re mutuals✨
Came downstairs after my reading to a “just because” present 🥹💖
Really pretty artwork in this tarot of the woodland wardens deck!
Really pretty artwork in this tarot of the woodland wardens deck!
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Came downstairs after my reading to a “just because” present 🥹💖
Really pretty artwork in this tarot of the woodland wardens deck!
Really pretty artwork in this tarot of the woodland wardens deck!
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my Saturn return is officially over in a week and a half
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
my Saturn return is officially over in a week and a half
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I’ve noticed that as well! especially with Jupiter in Cancer currently, since the Moon waxes and wanes, things will not be as constant as people would expect
February 4, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I’ve noticed that as well! especially with Jupiter in Cancer currently, since the Moon waxes and wanes, things will not be as constant as people would expect
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Gaiman ends that statement by thanking “so many of you” for “your belief in my innocence and your support for my work.”
Notice how he links belief in his innocence with support for his work.
Stop. Supporting. His. Work.
Notice how he links belief in his innocence with support for his work.
Stop. Supporting. His. Work.
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Gaiman ends that statement by thanking “so many of you” for “your belief in my innocence and your support for my work.”
Notice how he links belief in his innocence with support for his work.
Stop. Supporting. His. Work.
Notice how he links belief in his innocence with support for his work.
Stop. Supporting. His. Work.
I have never been rejected more than by Deborah Levy's publishing team on Netgalley
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I have never been rejected more than by Deborah Levy's publishing team on Netgalley
OK A THREAD I keep seeing with the transiting Jupiter is how unpredictable its delivery tends to be: it lacks the punch we'd imagine from the Greater BeneficTM
and I noticed that the Jupiter transit ITSELF plants seeds that bloom of their own accord at some point later - in Jupiter's divine timing
and I noticed that the Jupiter transit ITSELF plants seeds that bloom of their own accord at some point later - in Jupiter's divine timing
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
OK A THREAD I keep seeing with the transiting Jupiter is how unpredictable its delivery tends to be: it lacks the punch we'd imagine from the Greater BeneficTM
and I noticed that the Jupiter transit ITSELF plants seeds that bloom of their own accord at some point later - in Jupiter's divine timing
and I noticed that the Jupiter transit ITSELF plants seeds that bloom of their own accord at some point later - in Jupiter's divine timing
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Not excited for eclipse season, but am excited for the omens
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Not excited for eclipse season, but am excited for the omens
So tracking predictions across a few years now it seems like many of my predictions are for 1.5-2 years in the future (when I’m trying to get the overall vibe of immediate year ahead)
WHY
WHY
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
So tracking predictions across a few years now it seems like many of my predictions are for 1.5-2 years in the future (when I’m trying to get the overall vibe of immediate year ahead)
WHY
WHY
Leo 'till the end as in her obituary noted "ability to light up every room that she entered"
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Leo 'till the end as in her obituary noted "ability to light up every room that she entered"
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Astro-seek having a time under the Uranus station?
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Astro-seek having a time under the Uranus station?
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ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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Jupiter-ruled Saturn 🤝 Saturn-ruled Jupiter for best oxymoron, per my anecdotal lived experience 😂😭
Perhaps not EXACTLY this (in terms of language used), but ‘Jupiter-ruled Saturn’ feels like an oxymoron
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Jupiter-ruled Saturn 🤝 Saturn-ruled Jupiter for best oxymoron, per my anecdotal lived experience 😂😭
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The Sophie Rochas rose is a fragrant, low-maintenance Floribunda variety that produces clusters of ruffled, baby pink blooms throughout the summer. Introduced in 2017, it's a versatile rose that can be grown in containers, garden beds, or as a shrub or climber.
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
The Sophie Rochas rose is a fragrant, low-maintenance Floribunda variety that produces clusters of ruffled, baby pink blooms throughout the summer. Introduced in 2017, it's a versatile rose that can be grown in containers, garden beds, or as a shrub or climber.
Perhaps not EXACTLY this (in terms of language used), but ‘Jupiter-ruled Saturn’ feels like an oxymoron
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Perhaps not EXACTLY this (in terms of language used), but ‘Jupiter-ruled Saturn’ feels like an oxymoron
Saturn in Pisces as having faith in efforts put forth even if the pay-off isn’t on a timeline you expected or would prefer
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Saturn in Pisces as having faith in efforts put forth even if the pay-off isn’t on a timeline you expected or would prefer
It's always fun watching my Nan (2h Scorpio Mars) strike a deal. She's always been incredibly good at it and notably, others seem to bend to her will without much effort on her part.
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
It's always fun watching my Nan (2h Scorpio Mars) strike a deal. She's always been incredibly good at it and notably, others seem to bend to her will without much effort on her part.
One of those videos where you record yourself saying what you want instead of indulging in it but it’s just my Taurus Moon/Venus saying the craziest shit I have opened in my 100,000 tabs
RAW ETHIOPIAN OPALS
LENOX SPICE VILLAGE
HERMAN MILLER AERON CHAIR
FROSTED ANIMAL CRACKER SOLID GOLD CHARM
RAW ETHIOPIAN OPALS
LENOX SPICE VILLAGE
HERMAN MILLER AERON CHAIR
FROSTED ANIMAL CRACKER SOLID GOLD CHARM
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
One of those videos where you record yourself saying what you want instead of indulging in it but it’s just my Taurus Moon/Venus saying the craziest shit I have opened in my 100,000 tabs
RAW ETHIOPIAN OPALS
LENOX SPICE VILLAGE
HERMAN MILLER AERON CHAIR
FROSTED ANIMAL CRACKER SOLID GOLD CHARM
RAW ETHIOPIAN OPALS
LENOX SPICE VILLAGE
HERMAN MILLER AERON CHAIR
FROSTED ANIMAL CRACKER SOLID GOLD CHARM
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My nativity maps onto a Picatrix recommended election for facilitating enduring love and IT IS a high I WILL be riding out, thank you very much
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
My nativity maps onto a Picatrix recommended election for facilitating enduring love and IT IS a high I WILL be riding out, thank you very much
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??