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testing in prod at work and in life. she/her
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y'all i'm running out of yikes
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could the “you should be able to be happy living anywhere, and if you’re not able to do that, it’s a skill issue” contingent tell that to my winter seasonal depression, please?

because MAN would that simplify my life if the cure, which I somehow never thought of before, was that easy
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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A Colorado forensic scientist faked hundreds of DNA tests over decades.

Literally such as putting the suspect's DNA in both the sample slot and the suspect's slot: voila, it is a match, the odds are astronomical that it'd be a false match.

3,000 cases at least, she fucked with.
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Remember:

When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.

When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.

ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Captive bred sunflower stars (Pycnopodia helianthoides) successfully released into Monterey Bay for the first time! This species has been more or less extirpated south of Washington since the 2014 outbreak of sea star wasting disease.🧪🦑
Sunflower star recovery project in California hits major milestone
Their return could help reverse a decade of kelp forest die-offs along the coast.
www.sfgate.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
got help with a couple but I played it all the through today holy crap

mostly easier on mobile
I’m Not a Robot, a game about solving CAPTCHAs, is out now!

good luck :)

> neal.fun/not-a-robot/
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I test drove a Subaru Crosstrek last December and was appalled at the touch screen. not only was it egregiously dangerous, it was also a complete eyesore. maybe it looks better with Apple Carplay/Android Auto set up?

in any case, I got a 2022 Mazda CX-30 and I love it
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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A big reason we don’t have UBI is because it would be good for everybody. Most in charge are willing to waste a lot of money and resources specifically to immiserate people and perpetuate an underclass.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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please help my friend kait with shelter, food, and meds (especially while she is sick with pneumonia)
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕

#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
December 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
hot damn

any other kickass traditions y'all want to share?
We're currently doing our post Friendsmas tradition of writing down the things we want to leave behind in 2025 and burning them in the fire pit and mine was "my final fuck"
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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We're currently doing our post Friendsmas tradition of writing down the things we want to leave behind in 2025 and burning them in the fire pit and mine was "my final fuck"
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I think my dad might have accidentally used salted butter to make these rice crispie treats but tbh it kinda slaps
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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A really important story is unfolding here!! Completely ignored by the mainstream media, shameful.
In the face of Seattle's lack of good babka, we made our own. Today we'll be reviewing the homemade (attempt #1) babka.

The long term goal is to get as close to Willibagel's current champion babka.

@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm ready on time and my parents are running late

everything's all topsy-turvy what is this
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I promise you- people think they want to know the lurid details- they don't. I spent 30 years reading accounts of CA/SA and that shit never leaves your head.
I'm interested in knowing who was on public payroll and didn't do their jobs. And I'm happy to wait for the truth so it sticks.
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I will say with love that it would be very wise for a whole lot of us to take a breath and think twice about playing Document Dump Deep Diver on social media.

There are folks who actually have experience parsing this stuff and doing Lib QAnon is not a good look.
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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chip in while kait is at the ER for a severe case of covid
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕

#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I had a reeeeaaally bad time one year on Halloween because they didn't cover poppers in D.A.R.E.
Gay Kris Kristofferson Holding Bottle Of Poppers Out: USE THIS
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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This is because for every dollar you spend on Harry Potter media or merchandise, a large portion of it goes to Head Bigot JK Rowling, who specifically uses that money to finance her fellow raging bigots threatening ruinous lawsuits against UK people who point out their raging bigotry.
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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if you have spare money to help my friend kait with immediate essentials like shelter, food, and meds, see links in her bio

she's really sick with covid rn and could use extra support
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕

#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes
December 24, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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merry christmas / bah humbug to all
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I love that the suggested serving size for egg nog (4 fl oz) is even smaller than for ice cream (2/3 cup or 6 fl oz)

that's how you know it's the good shit
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I used to own an amazingly fluffy ugly xmas-ish sweater and I think I donated it after gaining weight

it was like faux mohair dailed up to 11
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Anything short of a wholehearted "fuck literally all of this, we are going to go Nuremburg on these freaks and then drain Elon dry to fund fixing this stuff" will lose, badly.

And there's like zero chance the dems will even think to say that.
August 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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People might argue that even if it's wrong, you've now got code and you can debug it. The inertia of getting the the point where you have code to debug, is lowered.

These people have not debugged much code.
April 3, 2024 at 2:45 AM