SparkyLanders
@sparkyl.bsky.social
Crier for The High Council of the Galaxy
Genuine antique computer geek since 1982
ENFP-T
We/They? ❤️My WifeyBae
On the spectrum – ADHD
My muse-'Meridith'
Steampunk & Trains
3D Art for fun
Science & Music
🚫DM without permission
🚷No moseying or sashaying
Genuine antique computer geek since 1982
ENFP-T
We/They? ❤️My WifeyBae
On the spectrum – ADHD
My muse-'Meridith'
Steampunk & Trains
3D Art for fun
Science & Music
🚫DM without permission
🚷No moseying or sashaying
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SparkyLanders
@sparkyl.bsky.social
· Dec 22
An absolute disgrace. My Congresswoman, Carolyn Maloney worked so tirelessly to get this passed for 9/11 first responders. Between this and pediatric cancer research being removed from the CR that was originally agreed by all, cruelty is definitely the point.😡🤬😡🤬
www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...
www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...
Funding for 9/11 health care program removed from House spending plan to avoid government shutdown
As they scrambled to pass a stopgap spending plan Friday, Congress removed legislation that would have fully funded the World Trade Center Health Program through 2040, outraged 9/11 advocates said.…
www.nydailynews.com
Pure Evil.
There's no debate ALL emergency responders deserve the very best. Better than thieving billionaires.
I spent 26 yrs in public safety. I met these heroes from all over the world. THEY RUN INTO DANGER, MANY ARE VOLUNTEERS.
MAGAts be damned for making our once proud nation a #SHITHOLE.
There's no debate ALL emergency responders deserve the very best. Better than thieving billionaires.
I spent 26 yrs in public safety. I met these heroes from all over the world. THEY RUN INTO DANGER, MANY ARE VOLUNTEERS.
MAGAts be damned for making our once proud nation a #SHITHOLE.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves...
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves...
Anyone who listens to this 16-year-old young man and doesn't get angry about what's been done to freedom in the United States of America, please pack up and leave. We don't want violent thugs in our streets of any kind.
We know the felon in the White House can be removed one way or another. Do it.
We know the felon in the White House can be removed one way or another. Do it.
Last Night at the @CityOfHillsboro Council session, Manny was one of 50 who spoke. We are sharing their stories!
This young man, with no script won the day and is becoming one of the powerful symbols of a world gone mad!
This young man, with no script won the day and is becoming one of the powerful symbols of a world gone mad!
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Anyone who listens to this 16-year-old young man and doesn't get angry about what's been done to freedom in the United States of America, please pack up and leave. We don't want violent thugs in our streets of any kind.
We know the felon in the White House can be removed one way or another. Do it.
We know the felon in the White House can be removed one way or another. Do it.
Tater tots with melted cheese and bacon.
😋
To hell with kale to maybe live a little longer! Eat some happy food!
😋
To hell with kale to maybe live a little longer! Eat some happy food!
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Tater tots with melted cheese and bacon.
😋
To hell with kale to maybe live a little longer! Eat some happy food!
😋
To hell with kale to maybe live a little longer! Eat some happy food!
Click bait
Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the sinking of the luxury vessel “an honest mistake.”
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Click bait
It's past time for everyone to stop overthinking this. You don't need psychology terms, medical, social, or any other sciences to explain this.
He's a super villain.
Murder
Robbery
Scams & cons
Square dance callin'
Golf wanking
Sexual predator
Terrorist
Traitor
Enemy asset
Pirate
He's a super villain.
Murder
Robbery
Scams & cons
Square dance callin'
Golf wanking
Sexual predator
Terrorist
Traitor
Enemy asset
Pirate
Heard on THE WEEKEND: “He functions as a King because he is unable and not equipped to lead as a President”
Truer words have never been spoken
Truer words have never been spoken
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's past time for everyone to stop overthinking this. You don't need psychology terms, medical, social, or any other sciences to explain this.
He's a super villain.
Murder
Robbery
Scams & cons
Square dance callin'
Golf wanking
Sexual predator
Terrorist
Traitor
Enemy asset
Pirate
He's a super villain.
Murder
Robbery
Scams & cons
Square dance callin'
Golf wanking
Sexual predator
Terrorist
Traitor
Enemy asset
Pirate
Have a safe, fun, Halloween everyone!
A long time ago, part of my job was answering 9-1-1 calls. That's how I know that people playing pranks or doing dangerous things, too often end up sick, hurt, or 💀.
Kids - Listen to adults you trust when they give you advice & rules.
Everyone - be kind. 🖖✌️
A long time ago, part of my job was answering 9-1-1 calls. That's how I know that people playing pranks or doing dangerous things, too often end up sick, hurt, or 💀.
Kids - Listen to adults you trust when they give you advice & rules.
Everyone - be kind. 🖖✌️
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Have a safe, fun, Halloween everyone!
A long time ago, part of my job was answering 9-1-1 calls. That's how I know that people playing pranks or doing dangerous things, too often end up sick, hurt, or 💀.
Kids - Listen to adults you trust when they give you advice & rules.
Everyone - be kind. 🖖✌️
A long time ago, part of my job was answering 9-1-1 calls. That's how I know that people playing pranks or doing dangerous things, too often end up sick, hurt, or 💀.
Kids - Listen to adults you trust when they give you advice & rules.
Everyone - be kind. 🖖✌️
Why did somebody wake up one day and decide that the most important vote in our country could be trusted to private enterprise? Greed? To cheat? Or both?
The equipment to vote is simple -
Pen
Paper ballot
People to count the votes in public view where they were cast.
Machines are too risky!
The equipment to vote is simple -
Pen
Paper ballot
People to count the votes in public view where they were cast.
Machines are too risky!
October 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Why did somebody wake up one day and decide that the most important vote in our country could be trusted to private enterprise? Greed? To cheat? Or both?
The equipment to vote is simple -
Pen
Paper ballot
People to count the votes in public view where they were cast.
Machines are too risky!
The equipment to vote is simple -
Pen
Paper ballot
People to count the votes in public view where they were cast.
Machines are too risky!
Shaming people who need a little help every now and then has been a long "conservative" tradition. Raygun helped make it worse by inventing fictional characters like the Cadillac-driving welfare queen to amp up the hate.
These people really have nothing to hide anymore! They just sling their shit everywhere louder now with no shame! 🖕🏻🖕🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🤬🤬
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Shaming people who need a little help every now and then has been a long "conservative" tradition. Raygun helped make it worse by inventing fictional characters like the Cadillac-driving welfare queen to amp up the hate.
***WARNING***
This is FICTION! This particular organization, "CoreUSA" states this, but you have to dig for it.
Avoid posting links to this kind of fake content, but if you think it's important enough, please make a comment to let readers know this before they click on it.
#CLICKBAIT
This is FICTION! This particular organization, "CoreUSA" states this, but you have to dig for it.
Avoid posting links to this kind of fake content, but if you think it's important enough, please make a comment to let readers know this before they click on it.
#CLICKBAIT
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
***WARNING***
This is FICTION! This particular organization, "CoreUSA" states this, but you have to dig for it.
Avoid posting links to this kind of fake content, but if you think it's important enough, please make a comment to let readers know this before they click on it.
#CLICKBAIT
This is FICTION! This particular organization, "CoreUSA" states this, but you have to dig for it.
Avoid posting links to this kind of fake content, but if you think it's important enough, please make a comment to let readers know this before they click on it.
#CLICKBAIT
He should know! RayGun threw the match that lit this 45 year dumpster inferno.
We still had reliable journalists point out how full of shit he was. And let's not forget that former Director of the CIA, George HW Bush, called trickle down "voodoo economics," before they helped him change his mind.
We still had reliable journalists point out how full of shit he was. And let's not forget that former Director of the CIA, George HW Bush, called trickle down "voodoo economics," before they helped him change his mind.
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
He should know! RayGun threw the match that lit this 45 year dumpster inferno.
We still had reliable journalists point out how full of shit he was. And let's not forget that former Director of the CIA, George HW Bush, called trickle down "voodoo economics," before they helped him change his mind.
We still had reliable journalists point out how full of shit he was. And let's not forget that former Director of the CIA, George HW Bush, called trickle down "voodoo economics," before they helped him change his mind.
I know everyone is doing their best to not do business with the oligarchs and instead spend with local businesses.
Yesterday, I went for the first time to a husband- wife owned barber shop here. For not much more than what corporate places charge, she took over an hour on my head & beard. Perfect!
Yesterday, I went for the first time to a husband- wife owned barber shop here. For not much more than what corporate places charge, she took over an hour on my head & beard. Perfect!
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I know everyone is doing their best to not do business with the oligarchs and instead spend with local businesses.
Yesterday, I went for the first time to a husband- wife owned barber shop here. For not much more than what corporate places charge, she took over an hour on my head & beard. Perfect!
Yesterday, I went for the first time to a husband- wife owned barber shop here. For not much more than what corporate places charge, she took over an hour on my head & beard. Perfect!
We demand you release Rabbi Jesus from the evil clutches of money and religious extremism.
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We demand you release Rabbi Jesus from the evil clutches of money and religious extremism.
If you're looking through p0rn sites,
It's poonscrolling.
It's poonscrolling.
When you're visiting your girls' only feed, it's wombscrolling
when you’re looking for beauty, it’s bloomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you're looking through p0rn sites,
It's poonscrolling.
It's poonscrolling.
The most telling mark of a fake Chrishun is the #SEG*. Think of it as a leak of truth as the flood of lies spew everywhere.
*Shit eating grin.
*Shit eating grin.
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The most telling mark of a fake Chrishun is the #SEG*. Think of it as a leak of truth as the flood of lies spew everywhere.
*Shit eating grin.
*Shit eating grin.
Ever notice the dumbasses who FUBAR this kind of thing will grasp at every straw to characterize it as "accidental?"
WEAPONS EXIST FOR ONE REASON — DAMAGE!
Treating deadly explosive objects as "fireworks" for entertainment is reckless and irresponsible. There is always a chance
WEAPONS EXIST FOR ONE REASON — DAMAGE!
Treating deadly explosive objects as "fireworks" for entertainment is reckless and irresponsible. There is always a chance
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ever notice the dumbasses who FUBAR this kind of thing will grasp at every straw to characterize it as "accidental?"
WEAPONS EXIST FOR ONE REASON — DAMAGE!
Treating deadly explosive objects as "fireworks" for entertainment is reckless and irresponsible. There is always a chance
WEAPONS EXIST FOR ONE REASON — DAMAGE!
Treating deadly explosive objects as "fireworks" for entertainment is reckless and irresponsible. There is always a chance
A lot of heads need to roll for this one. There is absolutely no reason to be firing live shells over an interstate highway. Closed, or not!
BREAKING NYT: A shell fired during a live-fire demonstration at Camp Pendleton on Saturday prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a California Highway Patrol vehicle and motorcycle that were part of Vice President JD Vance’s protective detail, according to a patrol report.
October 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A lot of heads need to roll for this one. There is absolutely no reason to be firing live shells over an interstate highway. Closed, or not!
Be sure to have some Pussy Grabber Sanitizer handy.
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Be sure to have some Pussy Grabber Sanitizer handy.
Free for anyone to use.
(I won't suggest a bunch of y'all dance/sing to the song, but it could be awesome!)
(I won't suggest a bunch of y'all dance/sing to the song, but it could be awesome!)
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Free for anyone to use.
(I won't suggest a bunch of y'all dance/sing to the song, but it could be awesome!)
(I won't suggest a bunch of y'all dance/sing to the song, but it could be awesome!)
See anything you could grab here?
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
See anything you could grab here?
Biology + rot.
Question for other parents: are all kids' backpacks stinky? How do you keep them from being stinky? Why are they SO STINKY
October 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Biology + rot.
No. He personally is extremely stupid and demented. This has been repeated ever since 2016. Pay attention this time:
The 🍊💩🤡 is not doing this by himself. This has been a long slow process by the right wing since RayGun to destroy any controls that limit their ability to steal from America.
The 🍊💩🤡 is not doing this by himself. This has been a long slow process by the right wing since RayGun to destroy any controls that limit their ability to steal from America.
He's not stupid. He knows exactly what he's doing. Namely, he's eliminating everyone who's competent enough to initiate a legal challenge against his growing attempt at becoming the dictator.
October 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
No. He personally is extremely stupid and demented. This has been repeated ever since 2016. Pay attention this time:
The 🍊💩🤡 is not doing this by himself. This has been a long slow process by the right wing since RayGun to destroy any controls that limit their ability to steal from America.
The 🍊💩🤡 is not doing this by himself. This has been a long slow process by the right wing since RayGun to destroy any controls that limit their ability to steal from America.
With what I've seen in my lifetime in America, this is proof beyond a doubt that GOP/MAGA policies are shit.
That anyone in the United States of America would still be putting on uniforms and obeying ridiculously unlawful orders while standing in line at a soup kitchen for food?
With what these
That anyone in the United States of America would still be putting on uniforms and obeying ridiculously unlawful orders while standing in line at a soup kitchen for food?
With what these
October 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
With what I've seen in my lifetime in America, this is proof beyond a doubt that GOP/MAGA policies are shit.
That anyone in the United States of America would still be putting on uniforms and obeying ridiculously unlawful orders while standing in line at a soup kitchen for food?
With what these
That anyone in the United States of America would still be putting on uniforms and obeying ridiculously unlawful orders while standing in line at a soup kitchen for food?
With what these
The jokes stopped a long time ago. We're now deeply into sadistic farce: The degradation of people to the point they're so evil they're amused by causing others' pain & death.
Cf. "Gladiators", "Shooting a pastor in the head with pepper balls."
In case you forgot, peaceful protest is also 1A.
Cf. "Gladiators", "Shooting a pastor in the head with pepper balls."
In case you forgot, peaceful protest is also 1A.
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The jokes stopped a long time ago. We're now deeply into sadistic farce: The degradation of people to the point they're so evil they're amused by causing others' pain & death.
Cf. "Gladiators", "Shooting a pastor in the head with pepper balls."
In case you forgot, peaceful protest is also 1A.
Cf. "Gladiators", "Shooting a pastor in the head with pepper balls."
In case you forgot, peaceful protest is also 1A.
I love classic audio gear. I don't have any anymore but I grew up around those monsters with the glowing tubes/valves inside.
For a while we had a lot of machines that were almost alive. Don't get me wrong, solid state has its advantages, but there's nothing quite like that warm glow. 🎹 🎶 🎧
For a while we had a lot of machines that were almost alive. Don't get me wrong, solid state has its advantages, but there's nothing quite like that warm glow. 🎹 🎶 🎧
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love classic audio gear. I don't have any anymore but I grew up around those monsters with the glowing tubes/valves inside.
For a while we had a lot of machines that were almost alive. Don't get me wrong, solid state has its advantages, but there's nothing quite like that warm glow. 🎹 🎶 🎧
For a while we had a lot of machines that were almost alive. Don't get me wrong, solid state has its advantages, but there's nothing quite like that warm glow. 🎹 🎶 🎧