💥Richard with an💥R
@rbwaltonthereal.com
💥Democrat since 1972
💥➡️Writer-Speculative Fiction- Magical Realism
💥➡️Blogger at https://rbwaltonthereal.com/
💥Weather/Science Nerd
💥BS Forestry -UC Berkeley
Followers-@calltoactivism @glennkirschner @dknight10k @alcappuccinoit @kellyscaletta @patmaguire10
💥➡️Writer-Speculative Fiction- Magical Realism
💥➡️Blogger at https://rbwaltonthereal.com/
💥Weather/Science Nerd
💥BS Forestry -UC Berkeley
Followers-@calltoactivism @glennkirschner @dknight10k @alcappuccinoit @kellyscaletta @patmaguire10
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I write Speculative Fiction (Magical Realism). I am currently halfway through my tenth novel. I have not published anything yet, but it is a lot of fun just to write.
The link to my blog is in my profile. Most posts are about me. My focus now is on the writing process. #writingcommunity #amwriting
The link to my blog is in my profile. Most posts are about me. My focus now is on the writing process. #writingcommunity #amwriting
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I had to change dentists because the last one hurt my fillings.
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I had to change dentists because the last one hurt my fillings.
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My two goals for today were to get out of bed and drink coffee...
So far, I'm a success!
So far, I'm a success!
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 AM
My two goals for today were to get out of bed and drink coffee...
So far, I'm a success!
So far, I'm a success!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
January 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs.
Sometimes, he even laughs.
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs.
Sometimes, he even laughs.
I have to wonder at times. When I was still on Twitter, I shared a joke about my toddler who had refused to take a nap, being guilty of refusing a rest.
A woman responded that I should try Ketamine. Isn't that an obvious joke? That, and does my profile photo look like I would have a toddler?
A woman responded that I should try Ketamine. Isn't that an obvious joke? That, and does my profile photo look like I would have a toddler?
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I have to wonder at times. When I was still on Twitter, I shared a joke about my toddler who had refused to take a nap, being guilty of refusing a rest.
A woman responded that I should try Ketamine. Isn't that an obvious joke? That, and does my profile photo look like I would have a toddler?
A woman responded that I should try Ketamine. Isn't that an obvious joke? That, and does my profile photo look like I would have a toddler?
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe that it may be Pharaoh Roche…
Archaeologists believe that it may be Pharaoh Roche…
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe that it may be Pharaoh Roche…
Archaeologists believe that it may be Pharaoh Roche…
I was eating at a restaurant last night when a waitress screamed, Does anyone know CPR?
I shouted, I know the whole alphabet!
Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy.
I shouted, I know the whole alphabet!
Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I was eating at a restaurant last night when a waitress screamed, Does anyone know CPR?
I shouted, I know the whole alphabet!
Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy.
I shouted, I know the whole alphabet!
Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy.
Carrots may improve your vision.
But Rum will double it.
But Rum will double it.
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Carrots may improve your vision.
But Rum will double it.
But Rum will double it.
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I've been planning on doing something spontaneous.....
for a while now...
for a while now...
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I've been planning on doing something spontaneous.....
for a while now...
for a while now...
Ate all the cheese yesterday, it's raining today.
Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .
Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Ate all the cheese yesterday, it's raining today.
Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .
Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .I know . . .
Beep-Beep-Beep . . .
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Beep-Beep-Beep . . .
Whenever I try to eat healthy,
a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers...
a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers...
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Whenever I try to eat healthy,
a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers...
a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers...
Just got my shot for shingles.
Just to be safe, I also got one for vinyl siding.
Just to be safe, I also got one for vinyl siding.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Just got my shot for shingles.
Just to be safe, I also got one for vinyl siding.
Just to be safe, I also got one for vinyl siding.
I've had too much caffeine.
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I've had too much caffeine.
Two years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since.
Haven't heard from him since.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Two years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since.
Haven't heard from him since.
What refutes science
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
What refutes science
"Good prose is like a window pane."
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"Good prose is like a window pane."
Writing about other dimensions is a different portal.
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Writing about other dimensions is a different portal.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
They're making headlines!
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
They're making headlines!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
I was once a personal trainer
until I was given a too-weak notice.
until I was given a too-weak notice.
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I was once a personal trainer
until I was given a too-weak notice.
until I was given a too-weak notice.
It might be a start to actually cleaning it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It might be a start to actually cleaning it.
For many in California, driving to a levy could be a problem . . .
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
For many in California, driving to a levy could be a problem . . .