💥Richard with an💥R
@rbwaltonthereal.com
💥Democrat since 1972
💥➡️Writer-Speculative Fiction- Magical Realism
💥➡️Blogger at https://rbwaltonthereal.com/
💥Weather/Science Nerd
💥BS Forestry -UC Berkeley
Followers-@calltoactivism @glennkirschner @dknight10k @alcappuccinoit @kellyscaletta @patmaguire10
💥➡️Writer-Speculative Fiction- Magical Realism
💥➡️Blogger at https://rbwaltonthereal.com/
💥Weather/Science Nerd
💥BS Forestry -UC Berkeley
Followers-@calltoactivism @glennkirschner @dknight10k @alcappuccinoit @kellyscaletta @patmaguire10
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I write Speculative Fiction (Magical Realism). I am currently halfway through my tenth novel. I have not published anything yet, but it is a lot of fun just to write.
The link to my blog is in my profile. Most posts are about me. My focus now is on the writing process. #writingcommunity #amwriting
The link to my blog is in my profile. Most posts are about me. My focus now is on the writing process. #writingcommunity #amwriting
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I'm so committed to the environment that even my jokes are recycled.
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I'm so committed to the environment that even my jokes are recycled.
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My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world. I'm not buying it.
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world. I'm not buying it.
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My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewelry.
In my defense, I didn't even know she sold jewelry.
In my defense, I didn't even know she sold jewelry.
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewelry.
In my defense, I didn't even know she sold jewelry.
In my defense, I didn't even know she sold jewelry.
I'm taking care of my procrastination issues...
Just you wait and see.
Just you wait and see.
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm taking care of my procrastination issues...
Just you wait and see.
Just you wait and see.
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list.
Now I can't see anything.
Now I can't see anything.
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list.
Now I can't see anything.
Now I can't see anything.
It’s raining cats and dogs,
so be careful not to step in a poodle.
so be careful not to step in a poodle.
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
It’s raining cats and dogs,
so be careful not to step in a poodle.
so be careful not to step in a poodle.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones…
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones…
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
I received a wedding invitation . . .
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I received a wedding invitation . . .
A magician was walking down the street —
Then he turned into a store.
Then he turned into a store.
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
A magician was walking down the street —
Then he turned into a store.
Then he turned into a store.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book.
I just can't put it down!
I just can't put it down!
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I'm reading an anti-gravity book.
I just can't put it down!
I just can't put it down!
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good.
But now I stand corrected.
But now I stand corrected.
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good.
But now I stand corrected.
But now I stand corrected.
Why is it spelled
camouflage and not ?
camouflage and not ?
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Why is it spelled
camouflage and not ?
camouflage and not ?
Two guys walked into a bar.
The third guy ducked.
The third guy ducked.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Two guys walked into a bar.
The third guy ducked.
The third guy ducked.
I'm renovating the house, and the first floor is going great.
The second floor is another story.
The second floor is another story.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'm renovating the house, and the first floor is going great.
The second floor is another story.
The second floor is another story.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
It was just gathering dust!
It was just gathering dust!
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
It was just gathering dust!
It was just gathering dust!
Not to brag . . .
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Not to brag . . .
DRINKING WARNING:
Vodka & ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart. Pepsi & ice will ruin your teeth. Apparently, ice is lethal!!! ~ drink everything straight!! You could save a life!!! Don't forget it also sank the Titanic.
Vodka & ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart. Pepsi & ice will ruin your teeth. Apparently, ice is lethal!!! ~ drink everything straight!! You could save a life!!! Don't forget it also sank the Titanic.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
DRINKING WARNING:
Vodka & ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart. Pepsi & ice will ruin your teeth. Apparently, ice is lethal!!! ~ drink everything straight!! You could save a life!!! Don't forget it also sank the Titanic.
Vodka & ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart. Pepsi & ice will ruin your teeth. Apparently, ice is lethal!!! ~ drink everything straight!! You could save a life!!! Don't forget it also sank the Titanic.
I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop.
To be fair, I wiped the floor with him.
To be fair, I wiped the floor with him.
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop.
To be fair, I wiped the floor with him.
To be fair, I wiped the floor with him.
The word Diputseromneve may look ridiculous.
But backward it's even more stupid.
But backward it's even more stupid.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The word Diputseromneve may look ridiculous.
But backward it's even more stupid.
But backward it's even more stupid.
You have to draw the line somewhere.
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
You have to draw the line somewhere.