OMFG it is so people-y out there!
When I got here this morning, there was some chaos as the TODAY watchers were being escorted to FAO Schwarz which already had a line halfway down the block.
But me and my ID badge sailed through once they made a gap.
When I got here this morning, there was some chaos as the TODAY watchers were being escorted to FAO Schwarz which already had a line halfway down the block.
But me and my ID badge sailed through once they made a gap.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
OMFG it is so people-y out there!
When I got here this morning, there was some chaos as the TODAY watchers were being escorted to FAO Schwarz which already had a line halfway down the block.
But me and my ID badge sailed through once they made a gap.
When I got here this morning, there was some chaos as the TODAY watchers were being escorted to FAO Schwarz which already had a line halfway down the block.
But me and my ID badge sailed through once they made a gap.
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If this had run as-is in the Onion you’d laugh!
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If this had run as-is in the Onion you’d laugh!
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In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun
there's a song in Mean Girls the Musical at a Halloween party and Karen is listing sexy costumes. A was "sexy Quint from sexy jaws, catching sexy sharks"
Did I just find our 2025 ornament or too niche? 😂
(2024 movie clip youtu.be/Onn6ottfKtE?... )
Did I just find our 2025 ornament or too niche? 😂
(2024 movie clip youtu.be/Onn6ottfKtE?... )
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
there's a song in Mean Girls the Musical at a Halloween party and Karen is listing sexy costumes. A was "sexy Quint from sexy jaws, catching sexy sharks"
Did I just find our 2025 ornament or too niche? 😂
(2024 movie clip youtu.be/Onn6ottfKtE?... )
Did I just find our 2025 ornament or too niche? 😂
(2024 movie clip youtu.be/Onn6ottfKtE?... )
I watch wayyy too much TikTok and will never understand how people can just block out their smoke detector chirps. Like I don't want to be a dick, but can I send you a 9V battery, stranger?
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I watch wayyy too much TikTok and will never understand how people can just block out their smoke detector chirps. Like I don't want to be a dick, but can I send you a 9V battery, stranger?
Bought new lights for the tree today. Finally got all white. Accidentally bought incandescents.
I waited like 7 years for those stupid tree dazzler lights to start dying.
Couldn't be happier 🎄
I waited like 7 years for those stupid tree dazzler lights to start dying.
Couldn't be happier 🎄
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bought new lights for the tree today. Finally got all white. Accidentally bought incandescents.
I waited like 7 years for those stupid tree dazzler lights to start dying.
Couldn't be happier 🎄
I waited like 7 years for those stupid tree dazzler lights to start dying.
Couldn't be happier 🎄
J & A left home at 4:30am to be 3rd in line for record store day. I've been asked to bring a blanket (and probably let J go home).
I feel like I ate a salt lick last night but can't have anything to drink until the store opens at 9. 🐪
I feel like I ate a salt lick last night but can't have anything to drink until the store opens at 9. 🐪
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
J & A left home at 4:30am to be 3rd in line for record store day. I've been asked to bring a blanket (and probably let J go home).
I feel like I ate a salt lick last night but can't have anything to drink until the store opens at 9. 🐪
I feel like I ate a salt lick last night but can't have anything to drink until the store opens at 9. 🐪
Bathroom clean. Need to sweep and mop the kitchen as soon as J finishes the dishes. Quick seated parade break 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bathroom clean. Need to sweep and mop the kitchen as soon as J finishes the dishes. Quick seated parade break 🦃
I had an Xfinity discount for over a decade. Now my FiOS internet alone costs $1 more than my internet and cable with all premium channels at the old apartment 😭
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I had an Xfinity discount for over a decade. Now my FiOS internet alone costs $1 more than my internet and cable with all premium channels at the old apartment 😭
I was going to try to catch up and watch the end for teen communication purposes, but Aiden just saved me many many hours. Thanks pal!
I genuinely thought the Duffer Brothers would take the coward's way out and make the last season of Stranger Things good. Instead they've made the bold choice to write and direct the worst shit imaginable. Kudos to them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I was going to try to catch up and watch the end for teen communication purposes, but Aiden just saved me many many hours. Thanks pal!
I just had to buy a small hand sanitizer because the outside of the chicken packages felt wet. Probably water, could be chicken juice, not touching a thing! (the bathroom was out of service). I need to find an elsewhere to buy chicken.
There are two types of people in the world. People who obsessively wash their hands after touching meat before touching anything else—
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I just had to buy a small hand sanitizer because the outside of the chicken packages felt wet. Probably water, could be chicken juice, not touching a thing! (the bathroom was out of service). I need to find an elsewhere to buy chicken.
I play this game too with the added layer of my mom did have dementia. I like to say my brain is made of swiss cheese.
#cheesebrain🧀🧠
#cheesebrain🧀🧠
I have always done that but that's my ADD. Now it's a tricky game of is it ADD, Covid, weed, or menopause. Lol
The bit where I'm turning into my mom, who would put her keys down and then immediately search the house for her keys.
Nobody in her family had dementia or anything; she just had the absolute worst memory for details, and it did not improve with age.
Nobody in her family had dementia or anything; she just had the absolute worst memory for details, and it did not improve with age.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I play this game too with the added layer of my mom did have dementia. I like to say my brain is made of swiss cheese.
#cheesebrain🧀🧠
#cheesebrain🧀🧠
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The U.S. government has released a new crash test dummy design that advocates believe will help make cars safer for women. Women are 73% more likely to be injured in a head-on crash than men. n.pr/48ne93H
Transportation Department endorses crash test dummy that more closely resembles women
The U.S. government has released a new crash test dummy design that advocates believe will help make cars safer for women. Women are 73% more likely to be injured in a head-on crash than men.
n.pr
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The U.S. government has released a new crash test dummy design that advocates believe will help make cars safer for women. Women are 73% more likely to be injured in a head-on crash than men. n.pr/48ne93H
Saw 2 Broadway shows this week and now my neck hurts.
1. Beetlejuice. Terrible pitch, big head.
2. Queen of Versailles. Excellent pitch, big hair.
1. Beetlejuice. Terrible pitch, big head.
2. Queen of Versailles. Excellent pitch, big hair.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Saw 2 Broadway shows this week and now my neck hurts.
1. Beetlejuice. Terrible pitch, big head.
2. Queen of Versailles. Excellent pitch, big hair.
1. Beetlejuice. Terrible pitch, big head.
2. Queen of Versailles. Excellent pitch, big hair.
today sucks because my friend's mom passed, today is the funeral, and we've all been really great about gathering for these moments and I have 3 quarterly Big Work Things today that I just could not skip. So I'm not only missing being there for her, but our increasingly rare gatherings.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
today sucks because my friend's mom passed, today is the funeral, and we've all been really great about gathering for these moments and I have 3 quarterly Big Work Things today that I just could not skip. So I'm not only missing being there for her, but our increasingly rare gatherings.
I still don't understand what a Tricia Paytas is, but we've seen Beetlejuice Broadway company x2 and now the touring company visiting Broadway (with TP). This was the stage door crush. It was insanely loud!
They gave us free buttons because it was our third time.
#beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice
They gave us free buttons because it was our third time.
#beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I still don't understand what a Tricia Paytas is, but we've seen Beetlejuice Broadway company x2 and now the touring company visiting Broadway (with TP). This was the stage door crush. It was insanely loud!
They gave us free buttons because it was our third time.
#beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice
They gave us free buttons because it was our third time.
#beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice
i guess NJTransit uses cloudflare. An entire line of people waiting while frantically refreshing the app before the bus comes was almost funny.
Thanks for the free ride?
Thanks for the free ride?
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i guess NJTransit uses cloudflare. An entire line of people waiting while frantically refreshing the app before the bus comes was almost funny.
Thanks for the free ride?
Thanks for the free ride?
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
rewatching Scandal. sure, i'm binge watching, but the frequency with which men (there are more than one!) stick their hands in Olivia's pants then just wander around with pussy fingers is pretty astounding.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
rewatching Scandal. sure, i'm binge watching, but the frequency with which men (there are more than one!) stick their hands in Olivia's pants then just wander around with pussy fingers is pretty astounding.
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One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids
Everyone who posts this should note that Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter. Do not let her off the hook on this.
This was always where this was headed.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids
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Universal basic income and healthcare (with dental) so that no one needs to accept Matt Gaetz money for sex.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Universal basic income and healthcare (with dental) so that no one needs to accept Matt Gaetz money for sex.
Are those of us with various jars of coins gonna do anything now or just sit on those pennies until we're in a coin rolling mood? They're still legal tender, just no new ones.
And If I have ¢63 is a store still gonna try to take ¢65?
Anything to get more money out of us.
And If I have ¢63 is a store still gonna try to take ¢65?
Anything to get more money out of us.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Are those of us with various jars of coins gonna do anything now or just sit on those pennies until we're in a coin rolling mood? They're still legal tender, just no new ones.
And If I have ¢63 is a store still gonna try to take ¢65?
Anything to get more money out of us.
And If I have ¢63 is a store still gonna try to take ¢65?
Anything to get more money out of us.
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Yeah, but at least it's an environmental catastrophe with absolutely no regulation, so a handful of dirtbags can have even more money they'll never be able to spend.
ChatGPT Now Linked to Way More Deaths Than the Caffeinated Lemonade That Panera Pulled Off the Market in Disgrace
ChatGPT has been publicly linked to at least eight deaths. OpenAI has announced no plans to take it off the market.
futurism.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yeah, but at least it's an environmental catastrophe with absolutely no regulation, so a handful of dirtbags can have even more money they'll never be able to spend.
I have employer subsidized healthcare and i still pay a good portion of it. i am literally afraid to login and see how much my premiums are going up and my take home pay will be going down in January. I have to eventually, obviously, but
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands on his forehead .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands on his forehead .
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November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I have employer subsidized healthcare and i still pay a good portion of it. i am literally afraid to login and see how much my premiums are going up and my take home pay will be going down in January. I have to eventually, obviously, but