Noah Year, Same-a Me
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“Noah, that’s an inside thought”
For what? The internet? That’s INSIDE my phone?
For what? The internet? That’s INSIDE my phone?
Why.
No one tells you that the kids in your life will hate the good Disney movies, and you’ll be forced to sit through bad sequels and CGI remakes.
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Why.
My favorite part of having my bro’s kids is bedtime routine. My niece demands a dramatic reading of Yertle the Turtle every night. Recently, she refuses to accept it unless I read in my own hilariously fake British accent.
January 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
My favorite part of having my bro’s kids is bedtime routine. My niece demands a dramatic reading of Yertle the Turtle every night. Recently, she refuses to accept it unless I read in my own hilariously fake British accent.
Kids are the worst playmates, because what do you mean you want to play “What Do You Meme” at 6:30 AM? What kind of friend would do that? Have you ever asked your friend to come over at 6:30AM for board games?
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Kids are the worst playmates, because what do you mean you want to play “What Do You Meme” at 6:30 AM? What kind of friend would do that? Have you ever asked your friend to come over at 6:30AM for board games?
I only lived in the Midwest for my first 12ish years, but I’m proud of the way Minnesota is handling an all-out federal incursion. Hardy, stalwart people unwilling to bend. And willing to kindly help a Nazi freeze alive.
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I only lived in the Midwest for my first 12ish years, but I’m proud of the way Minnesota is handling an all-out federal incursion. Hardy, stalwart people unwilling to bend. And willing to kindly help a Nazi freeze alive.
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
“One more time, Meester Bond: geev me zee Nobel Peace Prize, or I’ll KEEL EVERYONE”
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
“One more time, Meester Bond: geev me zee Nobel Peace Prize, or I’ll KEEL EVERYONE”
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Tonight…on 60 Minutes…
Just kidding, our reality is far too cruel for that story to run.
Tonight…on 60 Minutes…
Just kidding, our reality is far too cruel for that story to run.
Is it true that trump smells real bad
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Tonight…on 60 Minutes…
Just kidding, our reality is far too cruel for that story to run.
Tonight…on 60 Minutes…
Just kidding, our reality is far too cruel for that story to run.
Dam. And I was having a good day.
Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Dam. And I was having a good day.
Probably me in about an hour, talking about the Packers.
Our defense is getting sliced up
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Probably me in about an hour, talking about the Packers.
I’d describe the goon of these specific crabs to be “light jog”. Certainly nothing near “ran”.
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I’d describe the goon of these specific crabs to be “light jog”. Certainly nothing near “ran”.
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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Me: It has Mylanta in it, what’s that’s used for? Heartburn?
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Me: It has Mylanta in it, what’s that’s used for? Heartburn?
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
After reading the Redwall books, I have a literary criteria to which all books must be subjected. Are the depictions of rich cooking central to the plot?
I call it the Beschamel Test.
I call it the Beschamel Test.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
After reading the Redwall books, I have a literary criteria to which all books must be subjected. Are the depictions of rich cooking central to the plot?
I call it the Beschamel Test.
I call it the Beschamel Test.
This year I named our Christmas ham Hamwise Hamgee, and no one even called me on it.
Has 2025 really taken so much of our soul?
Has 2025 really taken so much of our soul?
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This year I named our Christmas ham Hamwise Hamgee, and no one even called me on it.
Has 2025 really taken so much of our soul?
Has 2025 really taken so much of our soul?
Are you telling me this Johnson is somehow…Magical?
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Are you telling me this Johnson is somehow…Magical?
Rewatching New Girl from the beginning and I forgot how much I love Schmidt. And also hate him. And how he tells Jess to drop the LOTR references. 😆
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Rewatching New Girl from the beginning and I forgot how much I love Schmidt. And also hate him. And how he tells Jess to drop the LOTR references. 😆
Is this one word? Should it be hyphenated?
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Is this one word? Should it be hyphenated?
Pick a band and list your favorite 5 albums:
End of Silence
Innocence and Instinct
Until We Have Faces
Of Beauty and Rage
Gone
End of Silence
Innocence and Instinct
Until We Have Faces
Of Beauty and Rage
Gone
Pick a band and list your favorite 5 albums:
Lateralus
10,000 Days
AEnima
Salival
Fear Innoculum
(It's shocking how few of the bands I like even HAVE 5 albums. Those that do, there's a precipitous drop off in quality. Very few bands have even 3 great albums)
Lateralus
10,000 Days
AEnima
Salival
Fear Innoculum
(It's shocking how few of the bands I like even HAVE 5 albums. Those that do, there's a precipitous drop off in quality. Very few bands have even 3 great albums)
Pick a band and list your favorite 5 albums:
10
Vitology
Vs
Lighting Bolt
No Code
10
Vitology
Vs
Lighting Bolt
No Code
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Pick a band and list your favorite 5 albums:
End of Silence
Innocence and Instinct
Until We Have Faces
Of Beauty and Rage
Gone
End of Silence
Innocence and Instinct
Until We Have Faces
Of Beauty and Rage
Gone
How I'm entering 2026:
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How I'm entering 2026:
America’s Sweethearts is worth watching just to hear Hank Azaria say, with his terrible Spanish accent, “My penith is beeger than cointh!”
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
America’s Sweethearts is worth watching just to hear Hank Azaria say, with his terrible Spanish accent, “My penith is beeger than cointh!”
Earlier today, we played a game where you use a candy cane tied at your waist as a hook and fish for other candy canes.
I told my in-laws “I’m a human candy CRANE”, and they didn’t immediately disown me.
I told my in-laws “I’m a human candy CRANE”, and they didn’t immediately disown me.
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Earlier today, we played a game where you use a candy cane tied at your waist as a hook and fish for other candy canes.
I told my in-laws “I’m a human candy CRANE”, and they didn’t immediately disown me.
I told my in-laws “I’m a human candy CRANE”, and they didn’t immediately disown me.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Celebrating Christmas Steve by watching Sahara with the in-laws. A little Steve Zahn for the evening.
December 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Celebrating Christmas Steve by watching Sahara with the in-laws. A little Steve Zahn for the evening.
You guys have to admit, after the year we’ve had, “Christmas Steve” is pretty hilarious.
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You guys have to admit, after the year we’ve had, “Christmas Steve” is pretty hilarious.
After having a Christmas Day with my brother and his kiddos, we’re now headed to the in-laws for “Christmas 2: Tokyo Regift”.
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
After having a Christmas Day with my brother and his kiddos, we’re now headed to the in-laws for “Christmas 2: Tokyo Regift”.