Noah, Prince of Pumpkins
@sophicthunder.bsky.social
I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social
Hot and silent are GREAT for male leads in Austenian settings. Not so much for bathrooms.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hot and silent are GREAT for male leads in Austenian settings. Not so much for bathrooms.
Is there anything worse? I think not.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is there anything worse? I think not.
I once stood in a jet bridge in Texas that was at 78 during a freeze. 78!!!! It made me irrationally angry.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I once stood in a jet bridge in Texas that was at 78 during a freeze. 78!!!! It made me irrationally angry.
I know this phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I know this phenomenon
Question - are walk by air and walk behind air the same?
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Question - are walk by air and walk behind air the same?
Indeed we do!
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Indeed we do!
It’s like we’re continually trying to solve the other like an equation, but we both keep changing too quickly to resolve. So basically, my wife and I are locked in an eternal battle of wits that ascends to a summit of our love.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s like we’re continually trying to solve the other like an equation, but we both keep changing too quickly to resolve. So basically, my wife and I are locked in an eternal battle of wits that ascends to a summit of our love.
I like a good snow day, it’s nice to have a reprieve from normal routine.
But I do not like shoveling it. Or having to still drive to work in it. Or when it melts and makes the grass slushy and muddy.
But I do not like shoveling it. Or having to still drive to work in it. Or when it melts and makes the grass slushy and muddy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I like a good snow day, it’s nice to have a reprieve from normal routine.
But I do not like shoveling it. Or having to still drive to work in it. Or when it melts and makes the grass slushy and muddy.
But I do not like shoveling it. Or having to still drive to work in it. Or when it melts and makes the grass slushy and muddy.
What in the midwest…
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
What in the midwest…
That is a good choice. I have buried myself in a project at home. Hope to finish it up before my long weekend ends.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That is a good choice. I have buried myself in a project at home. Hope to finish it up before my long weekend ends.
If I like this, am I liking my own tweet? I don’t care. I’m hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If I like this, am I liking my own tweet? I don’t care. I’m hilarious.
You guys are getting snow?
Yeah actually…I’m cool with being down herein GA.
Yeah actually…I’m cool with being down herein GA.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You guys are getting snow?
Yeah actually…I’m cool with being down herein GA.
Yeah actually…I’m cool with being down herein GA.
Like count balances it out, idk.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Like count balances it out, idk.
Oh my goodness! Bond is at the casino now, playing Elon Musk at poker!
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh my goodness! Bond is at the casino now, playing Elon Musk at poker!
We love him too. 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We love him too. 🥹
-Me…except I don’t have any kids
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
-Me…except I don’t have any kids