Dani 🐝
@danijustmight.bsky.social
🇯🇲🇺🇸 📍D.C. native ➡️ DFW ➡️ ATL
💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Resident documentary queen 🎥
📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist
📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness
My stationery shop! https://paperandpendragon.com/
💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social
Resident documentary queen 🎥
📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist
📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness
My stationery shop! https://paperandpendragon.com/
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Dani 🐝
@danijustmight.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Day 4 of having the kids.
It’s so LOUD!
ALL the time.
And then they just go to bed and it’s silent.
It’s so LOUD!
ALL the time.
And then they just go to bed and it’s silent.
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Day 4 of having the kids.
It’s so LOUD!
ALL the time.
And then they just go to bed and it’s silent.
It’s so LOUD!
ALL the time.
And then they just go to bed and it’s silent.
4yo: Why is my heart beating so fast?
Me: Because you’re jumping around so much!
4yo: I’m going to jump around cause my heart says *tiger growls*
Me: Because you’re jumping around so much!
4yo: I’m going to jump around cause my heart says *tiger growls*
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
4yo: Why is my heart beating so fast?
Me: Because you’re jumping around so much!
4yo: I’m going to jump around cause my heart says *tiger growls*
Me: Because you’re jumping around so much!
4yo: I’m going to jump around cause my heart says *tiger growls*
It’s not even 11am and we have done 42 different things. 🥱
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
It’s not even 11am and we have done 42 different things. 🥱
Reposted by Dani 🐝
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
No one tells you that the kids in your life will hate the good Disney movies, and you’ll be forced to sit through bad sequels and CGI remakes.
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 AM
No one tells you that the kids in your life will hate the good Disney movies, and you’ll be forced to sit through bad sequels and CGI remakes.
Guys!!! We have my nieces and nephew for the next 8 days! 13yo, 10yo, 4yo.
One predicted ice storm.
One full week of homeschool/school/pre-k.
8 dinners and bedtimes.
Driving everyone around in the SIL’s mini van.
One predicted ice storm.
One full week of homeschool/school/pre-k.
8 dinners and bedtimes.
Driving everyone around in the SIL’s mini van.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in an office and says showtime baby .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in an office and says showtime baby .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Guys!!! We have my nieces and nephew for the next 8 days! 13yo, 10yo, 4yo.
One predicted ice storm.
One full week of homeschool/school/pre-k.
8 dinners and bedtimes.
Driving everyone around in the SIL’s mini van.
One predicted ice storm.
One full week of homeschool/school/pre-k.
8 dinners and bedtimes.
Driving everyone around in the SIL’s mini van.
Reposted by Dani 🐝
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Never knew these existed and now I need them. @erinjoy.bsky.social I feel like you should also know about them (if you didn’t already).
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Never knew these existed and now I need them. @erinjoy.bsky.social I feel like you should also know about them (if you didn’t already).
Reposted by Dani 🐝
BREAKING: we have a statement from someone alleged to be one of the protesters who interrupted the SBC church service:
![From Isaiah 1
Stop bringing meaningless offerings!
Your incense is detestable to me.
New Moons, Sabbaths and convocations—
I cannot bear your worthless assemblies.
14
Your New Moon feasts and your appointed festivals
I hate with all my being.
They have become a burden to me;
I am weary of bearing them.
15
When you spread out your hands in prayer,
I hide my eyes from you;
even when you offer many prayers,
I am not listening.
Your hands are full of blood!
16
Wash and make yourselves clean.
Take your evil deeds out of my sight;
stop doing wrong.
17
Learn to do right; seek justice.
Defend the oppressed.[a]
Take up the cause of the fatherless;
plead the case of the widow.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xscgjalwch462y4go5fbf32c/bafkreibqbscb67taccqjyq2xau47w56vqxt5pizsszfv43k3akuyezkfqu@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 AM
BREAKING: we have a statement from someone alleged to be one of the protesters who interrupted the SBC church service:
Watching Taco Chronicles
“Un taco frío es como un día sin sol y además lluvioso.”
Amén
“Un taco frío es como un día sin sol y además lluvioso.”
Amén
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Watching Taco Chronicles
“Un taco frío es como un día sin sol y además lluvioso.”
Amén
“Un taco frío es como un día sin sol y además lluvioso.”
Amén
Living on Aleve and a prayer
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Living on Aleve and a prayer
Everything is… *gestures wildly and angrily*
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Everything is… *gestures wildly and angrily*
Me: It has Mylanta in it, what’s that’s used for? Heartburn?
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Me: It has Mylanta in it, what’s that’s used for? Heartburn?
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
Noah: *with full confidence* No that’s for period cramps.
Me: ☠️😆 No honey you’re thinking of Midol
Making Noah watch Newsies
Him: I guess they’re going to sing huh
Me: It’s a musical!
Him: I guess they’re going to sing huh
Me: It’s a musical!
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Making Noah watch Newsies
Him: I guess they’re going to sing huh
Me: It’s a musical!
Him: I guess they’re going to sing huh
Me: It’s a musical!
What’s on your 2026 punch cards? I’m trying to use the entertainment items we already have before purchasing new ones and do more with Noah.
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
What’s on your 2026 punch cards? I’m trying to use the entertainment items we already have before purchasing new ones and do more with Noah.
NYE tradition started
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
NYE tradition started
I need someone in Phoenix/Tempe to mail me an Ike’s sandwich. Specifically the Sun Devil on Dutch crunch. I’ve only been once but I dream about that sandwich and bread.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying oh my god .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying oh my god .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I need someone in Phoenix/Tempe to mail me an Ike’s sandwich. Specifically the Sun Devil on Dutch crunch. I’ve only been once but I dream about that sandwich and bread.
Murder in Monaco - what a wild ride of a documentary?! Whodunnit, murder, mafia, scandals, prison escapes; everything out of a classic murder mystery.
December 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Murder in Monaco - what a wild ride of a documentary?! Whodunnit, murder, mafia, scandals, prison escapes; everything out of a classic murder mystery.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Do you think we have enough Christmas cookies in this house?
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Do you think we have enough Christmas cookies in this house?
I hate beginners luck baking
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I hate beginners luck baking
The 13yo nephew and 10 yo niece are here watching the start of our Harry Potter marathon. Their running commentary is how different the movies are from the book. I am dazzling them with fun facts and trivia that have been in my brain since I was 15.
The 13yo identifies with Filch 😂😂
The 13yo identifies with Filch 😂😂
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The 13yo nephew and 10 yo niece are here watching the start of our Harry Potter marathon. Their running commentary is how different the movies are from the book. I am dazzling them with fun facts and trivia that have been in my brain since I was 15.
The 13yo identifies with Filch 😂😂
The 13yo identifies with Filch 😂😂
Reposted by Dani 🐝
Not Christmas Caroling.
Gift rapping.
Gift rapping.
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Not Christmas Caroling.
Gift rapping.
Gift rapping.
I used to be so good at wrapping gifts! What happened?!
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I used to be so good at wrapping gifts! What happened?!