John Snow
@snowjohn.bsky.social
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John Snow
@snowjohn.bsky.social
· Feb 23
It's "Regression to the Mean". Not, "Reversion" to the mean, or "Return" to the mean. Regression. To the mean.
New York just isn't the same now that all the wealthy people have left and I have refer to everyone as comrade.
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
New York just isn't the same now that all the wealthy people have left and I have refer to everyone as comrade.
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Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
She Took JPMorgan for $175 Million. That Doesn’t Include Her Restaurant Bills.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The idea that New Yorkers are sad and hurt you because you don't like our Mayor is fucking hilarious.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The idea that New Yorkers are sad and hurt you because you don't like our Mayor is fucking hilarious.
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UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.
I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for both Eric Adams and Andrew Cuomo to lose.
September 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
Queens is ascendant.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Queens is ascendant.
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Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates
Instead of asking for a promotion I usually just go to the bodega, where everyone calls me boss.
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Instead of asking for a promotion I usually just go to the bodega, where everyone calls me boss.
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I miss when people used to the say the quiet part quietly sometimes
September 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I miss when people used to the say the quiet part quietly sometimes
"We're going to just forget about all those war crimes". Translation: I committed a bunch of war crimes.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"We're going to just forget about all those war crimes". Translation: I committed a bunch of war crimes.
"It can be said that no other mayor had his eyebrows threaded in public, claimed to take bubble baths with roses, mused openly about carrying a handgun in church"
eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"It can be said that no other mayor had his eyebrows threaded in public, claimed to take bubble baths with roses, mused openly about carrying a handgun in church"
If you have an opinion about Ezra Klein, you can go ahead and just keep it to yourself.
September 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you have an opinion about Ezra Klein, you can go ahead and just keep it to yourself.
ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they've been pronouncing it incorrectly this whole time.
Hey this won't fix our problems or anything but can we all agree to pronounce it Anti-fa and not AnTEEFa, because it seems like the second pronunciation has taken hold and it's the wrong one
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they've been pronouncing it incorrectly this whole time.
ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they completely misunderstood the definition of fascism this whole time.
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they completely misunderstood the definition of fascism this whole time.
Translation: I am now frequently reminded that there are other religions in the world and that threatens me.
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Translation: I am now frequently reminded that there are other religions in the world and that threatens me.
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"It's the privileged who talk like this! We need to burn down the system for the oppressed!"
What do you think will happen to your disabled allies in the starvation and rubble of a civil war fought with cruise missiles and drones? You think their meds will still be available?
What do you think will happen to your disabled allies in the starvation and rubble of a civil war fought with cruise missiles and drones? You think their meds will still be available?
September 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"It's the privileged who talk like this! We need to burn down the system for the oppressed!"
What do you think will happen to your disabled allies in the starvation and rubble of a civil war fought with cruise missiles and drones? You think their meds will still be available?
What do you think will happen to your disabled allies in the starvation and rubble of a civil war fought with cruise missiles and drones? You think their meds will still be available?
I'm sure if we just keep shouting about the rules they will eventually recognize their mistakes and scrap their plans.
PSA: A "Major Terrorist Organization" (MTO) is not a thing. The Immigration and Nationality Act *delegates* power to the State Department to designate *FOREIGN* terrorist organizations (FTOs) based on certain criteria. It doesn't apply to domestic orgs.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
September 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I'm sure if we just keep shouting about the rules they will eventually recognize their mistakes and scrap their plans.
My mom loves Jimmy Fallon. I'm sure a lot of other moms do too. Please, cancel his show. Wake all the moms to what is happening. Just give us a minute to make the bed and straighten our room. Thanks.
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My mom loves Jimmy Fallon. I'm sure a lot of other moms do too. Please, cancel his show. Wake all the moms to what is happening. Just give us a minute to make the bed and straighten our room. Thanks.
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I hope Henry VIII ghost haunts the f*ck of out of Windsor Castle tonight.
September 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I hope Henry VIII ghost haunts the f*ck of out of Windsor Castle tonight.
The natural, indeed.
Robert Redford was only 2 years younger than Wilford Brimley. That's my eulogy. #RIPRoyHobbs
September 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The natural, indeed.
Uh, some of them are pretty good, actually.
We're about to enter an era of insufferable think pieces. God help us.
September 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Uh, some of them are pretty good, actually.
Generally speaking, people don't burn down the things they own. Specifically speaking, that slice just burned the fuck out of my mouth.
September 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Generally speaking, people don't burn down the things they own. Specifically speaking, that slice just burned the fuck out of my mouth.
jesus christ, Scott Bessent's face punching threats alone should be sufficient to establish that there is more violent rhetoric coming from the right than the left.
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
jesus christ, Scott Bessent's face punching threats alone should be sufficient to establish that there is more violent rhetoric coming from the right than the left.