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Vel
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father, gamer, businessman, woman. i have been on bluesky for 30 years. I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying (they/them)

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Vel @snakegirls.net · Jun 23
Out to lunch. Be back when my pile of shame is painted.
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thanks, Whimsy Miku, but I shouldn't be for that
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Man the new cozycore remake of I Have No Mouth is going somewhere
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh to be a cockatoo sitting on a traffic sign eating a stolen croissant
December 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I should change my public pronouns to she/her so that people finally get it right when they they/them me
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So was the whole getting railed in a sundress thing just people confusing them with maxi dresses? I still don't get it and it's been like two years since I saw the last post about it.
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Warmup doodle with a hot lady knight. Drawing her helmet was surprisingly fun
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It's really obvious when you're a mouthy tranny how much it's just expected and basically fine for you to be mistreated or be on the receiving end of conduct that wouldn't be allowed towards anyone else
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I feel like every true Ramen fan recognizes the pain of a Ramen Experiment stretching out into a second day, but that pain represents failure in us, not in the Ramen
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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not to be harsh but some of you are unknowing puppets of evil and i detest you because i think you make the world a worse place through your actions that perpetuate suffering and misery. i am ideologically opposed to every manifestation of your will because you are a tar pit and a black hole of ill.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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if ur a tranny in nys on medicaid now is the time to get on the good gender surgery plan
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
No gods, no masters, no dads
say it with me!

you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 a 👏 leftist 👏 if 👏 u 👏 have 👏 a 👏 dad 👏
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Katie Tightpussy appointed national adviser on transsexual matters
I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Just told my 10yo daughter about #DickCheney. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Dickanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
First prosecutor finished. Unfortunately, my snow paste dried out, so we'll finish the other two once that's restocked.
#warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting #ageofsigmar #stormcasteternals #nerdlings
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Bit late, but the latest episode of The Biggest Night in Podcasting is up on YouTube and Spotify. Come join me, @faeriviera.bsky.social and @snakegirls.net as we talk about one of my all time favorite movies, Black Narcissus. And just in time for Halloween.
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Episode 40: Black Narcissus
YouTube video by The Biggest Night in Podcasting
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October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finally finished with my raptors after hopping between projects for several weeks. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #nightlords #miniaturepainting
October 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
New York isn't real. It's a mass hallucination inflicted on us by Opinion writers
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Learning that the CEO of this website reads books from the middle to skip the "boring" parts really clarified the whole project for me tbh.
October 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM