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Give us this Bond.
an older man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking .
ALT: an older man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Cocks
Cocks
Cocks
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My floor of the office today makes Macro Data Refinement look and sound like a rock concert.
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
After watching yet another internet argument self-inflate and inflame over bugger-all, I’ve come to the conclusion that the epitaph pasted over the smoking remains of tte Earth in High Galactiscript will read:
“Well, that escalated quickly”
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Was planning to go to Canterbury this weekend. Not sure I want to now.
Sorry, there is plenty of contemporary cathedral art I like, but this looks fucking hideous.

www.canterbury-cathedral.org/news/posts/d...
Delight and Displeasure: Art Installation's Questions to God Divide Public Opinion | Canterbury Cathedral
www.canterbury-cathedral.org
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The Honey Monster, Hofmeister Bear and Mr Tayto would definitely have gone on an 18-30 to Magaluf together and not even needed a 'do not disturb if a sock's on the doorknob' system because they would've all been at it non-stop
The Honey Monster is a Fuck Machine and Rose is/was right to say it
Someone had a right go at me because I said the Honey Monster definitely fucks and would be an attentive and enthusiastic lover with a willingness to experiment
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Very rare shot of the Arctic Platypus
April 27, 2024 at 7:05 AM
At last -the kind of sports bar we’ve been waiting for.
October 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This is Marvin, performing his single “Paranoid Android” on Blue Peter.
Well, that’s the evening up in smoke.
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Nightmare fuel image of the day.
(I’m sure most of you will be able to guess where this comes from, but still)
October 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If you think you’re facing a tough day, just imagine being in charge of crowd control for this.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Oktoberfest closed in Munich after fatal fire and bomb threat
Mayor Dieter Reiter said the Oktoberfest would remain closed until early evening because of a bomb threat.
www.bbc.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“I love the smell of Milton Keynes in the morning. Smells like … strangeness”
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
@robpalk.bsky.social I have stopped off in the BFI for a look in the shop (which is closed, alas).
This is on, and the crowds look … well, much as you would expect. Seen at least two very long scarves.

whatson.bfi.org.uk/online/defau...
Buy cinema tickets for Doctor Who: Terror of the Zygons + Q&A with producer Philip Hinchcliffe | BFI Southbank
whatson.bfi.org.uk
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
First day of holiday, and have ended up (mostly by choice) spending it at home.
My listening choices are really getting into the festival spirit.
September 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I once did an internship at a governmental institution and they said they cant print when "Susan" isnt at work. Turned out over the years her Dell was the printserver for the entire department and everyone just accepted that they cant print if Susan isn't at the office.
September 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ford and Arthur at the pub.

Ford: drink up!
Arthur: why three pints all of a sudden?
Ford: muscle relaxant - you’re going to need it.

And suddenly, a whole different type of story becomes possible.
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
On the one hand, I don’t believe much I read on social media any more.
On the other hand, if this is a genuine extract, then … wow.
Pal “I use the cloud storage that comes with Amazon Prime for my photos”
Me “Have you read the T&Cs?”
Pal “Um 😳”
September 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Given everything going on in Britain at the moment, this year’s Poppy Wars are going to be bloody _epic_
Heaven help us all.
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Trying to put my evening to good use for once.
Bloody hell, this is good stuff.
September 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns
September 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM