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waiting for me to say the word
(treats)
(treats)
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
waiting for me to say the word
(treats)
(treats)
the weather is never undercast. interesting.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the weather is never undercast. interesting.
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I found your natural area
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I found your natural area
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the sloup files are sick as hell
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the sloup files are sick as hell
when you're donald trump, any room you're in is a situation room
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
when you're donald trump, any room you're in is a situation room
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I feel like we're like one month away from something crazy or weird happening
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I feel like we're like one month away from something crazy or weird happening
they're gonna call him "jim bond" in the next movie
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
they're gonna call him "jim bond" in the next movie
mr beast first name revealed
BOSTIC: MOVING POLICY LOWER RISKS FEEDING 'INFLATION BEAST'
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
mr beast first name revealed
the buffalo bills are amazing. they're the "it didn't work for them but it could work for us" arrested development meme, except the bills are both "them" and "us"
We know the Bills passing offense & WRs are struggling.
However, the buzz is building in-house for Gabe Davis. I caught up with a few long-time Bills DBs last week on how Davis has looked on the field.
Plus some other ideas on how they pivot.
All here: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
However, the buzz is building in-house for Gabe Davis. I caught up with a few long-time Bills DBs last week on how Davis has looked on the field.
Plus some other ideas on how they pivot.
All here: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the buffalo bills are amazing. they're the "it didn't work for them but it could work for us" arrested development meme, except the bills are both "them" and "us"
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"He makes a lot of trades so he is a good GM" is madden brain
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"He makes a lot of trades so he is a good GM" is madden brain
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He hasn't been seen or heard from since this happened. No one knows where he is
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He hasn't been seen or heard from since this happened. No one knows where he is
thank you scientist? you're welcome, musician
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
thank you scientist? you're welcome, musician
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bill self? what, do i owe me money?
February 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
bill self? what, do i owe me money?
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Whore you, the apostrophe police?
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whore you, the apostrophe police?
spending $375,850 on a fake friendly crowd to give pete hegseth rebound speaking engagement
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
spending $375,850 on a fake friendly crowd to give pete hegseth rebound speaking engagement
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i haven't heard back from portnoy yet, but here's an update from @defector.com: "When reached for comment Thursday, Portnoy declined to say whether he'd follow through on his company relocation plans, but sent this instead: 'Suck my cock Samer'"
Let's Check In With People Who Threatened To Leave Zohran Mamdani's NYC | Defector
When Zohran Mamdani upset Andrew Cuomo to win the New York City Democratic mayoral primary in June, it led to a lot of histrionics. The usual fear tactics against a young Muslim democratic socialist h...
defector.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i haven't heard back from portnoy yet, but here's an update from @defector.com: "When reached for comment Thursday, Portnoy declined to say whether he'd follow through on his company relocation plans, but sent this instead: 'Suck my cock Samer'"
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if you need anything, hesitate to call, you can't call at anytime
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if you need anything, hesitate to call, you can't call at anytime
turning a giant dial taht says "Misogyny" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
turning a giant dial taht says "Misogyny" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
everyone's talking about how shitty the sign is and nobody's mentioning that pop pop needs a reminder about which door leads to his office
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
everyone's talking about how shitty the sign is and nobody's mentioning that pop pop needs a reminder about which door leads to his office
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in hindsight the kefka palazzo endorsement probably hurt cuomo more than it helped him
June 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
in hindsight the kefka palazzo endorsement probably hurt cuomo more than it helped him
you never have to experience this if you keep drafting keenan allen
Alvin Kamara… it’s time… who is your comfort fantasy football player?
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
you never have to experience this if you keep drafting keenan allen
why do folded blankets smell like that after a while
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
why do folded blankets smell like that after a while