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Sloup: Kimahri Lassiter
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that's b'aha blast
final fantasy xiv warrior of light and my son b'aha blast
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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11 years ago today, geno smith put up one of the most embarrassing nfl quarterback stat lines i've ever seen
the box score from bills @ jets october 27, 2014 Geno Smith - 2/8 - 5 yds - 0.6 yds/att - 0 td - 3 int - 0 sacks - QBR 0.1 - 0.0 rating
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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the saints and jets at the top of the draft order as of the end of week 8 the jets visit the saints on december 21st. merry christmas!
October 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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my head canon on the $1.8M loser until i'm instructed otherwise
Tweet from Nate Silver on July 1, 2025 at 7:13pm CDT "RT for awareness. Tax code is already punitive to poker players (you get taxed on winning years but can't write off losing years unless you file as a pro; it's easy to have a down year even as a good player) and Senate-passed version of OBBBA would make it considerably worse."
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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"Young... he can run! NOT ANYMORE!!!!"
October 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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saving these wildly generic reviews of the ff tactics remaster to apply to whatever i want
REVIEWS "Amazing" 9/10 - IGN "Superb" 9/10 - GameSpot "It's simply everything I had hoped for" 91/100 - PC Gamer
October 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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this joke is even better than i thought it was
a screenshot from the lawrence of arabia (1962) wikipedia page stating the running time of the film is 222 minutes long
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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2025 sloup index after 4 weeks
2025 nfl week 5 sloup index - nfl teams Awesome (Huge favorite to win division) - Eagles, Bills, Lions, Buccaneers Probably Good (Likely playoff teams) - Rams, Jaguars, 49ers, Chargers, Colts Wild Card (Playoff Fringe, not likely to make a deep run) - Seahawks, Steelers, Packers, Chiefs, Broncos, Commanders, Ravens, Falcons Probably Bad (Likely non-playoff teams, still interesting to watch) - Vikings, Bears, Cowboys, Giants, Browns, Raiders, Cardinals, Patriots, Panthers, Texans Trash (Do not watch these teams) - Dolphins, Jets, Bengals, Saints, Titans 2025 nfl preseason sloup index - nfl quarterbacks Awesome (Hell yeah) - Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, Burrow Probably Good (Firm starter who elevates teammates) - Herbert, Stafford, Hurts, Prescott, Mayfield, Love, Goff, Stroud Wild Card (Wide range of outcomes, I want to see more) - Daniels, Williams, Maye, Ward, Young, Dart, Penix, McCarthy Probably Bad (Safe starter, but doesn't elevate teammates) - Darnold, D Jones, Purdy, Lawrence, Smith, Murray, Nix, Fields Trash (Get this guy outta here) - Rattler, Rodgers, Tagovailoa, Flacco, Browning Intrigue Backup (Backup who could rise above Trash if he plays) - Richardson, Milroe
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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it's not going very well
my selection of marvin harrison jr with the first pick in the 2024 Black Pearl dynasty fantasy football league my comment corresponding with the first pick of the 2024 Black Pearl dynasty fantasy football league, which reads "staking my whole black pearl career on this guy being more than just a guy's son." as of posting, marvin harrison jr does not yet look like his own man in the nfl.
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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checking in on sports
Toronto Blue Jays 1 Kansas City Royals 20 End of the 8th inning Tulsa Golden Hurricane 19 Oklahoma State Cowboys 9 with 9:02 to play im the 4th quarter
September 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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y'all can't keep doing this
i've muted "ezra klein" on bsky
September 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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here he is trying to make a very dead play look like a fumble return
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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that bullshit clay travis book cover
September 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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woke stifler what the hell is clemson doing
Cade Klubnik in a losing effort at Georgia Tech on September 13, 2025. Klubnik had 17 of the team's 35 rushing attempts for 62 yards and a touchdown.
September 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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watching iowa football
get better material meme panel 1: [crow doing standup comedy] five hards to the flat panel 2: [audience] booo! get better material! panel 3: [nervous crow] panel 4: [crow holding cue cards that only say "flat route"]
September 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"hey cuckold in the cowboys cap"
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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a screenshot of m-w's enshittification page, which shows a pop-up asking me to install a web page and two overlapping video ads
September 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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there are modest, calculated ways for us to prepare
an excerpt from Nicole Copestake's April 14, 2025 article "Does Champagne Expire? The Ultimate Guide to Keeping Champagne Fresh and Bubbly" on coravin dot com Unopened Champagne Stored properly—cool, dark, and away from direct sunlight—an unopened bottle of champagne retains its quality for several years. Keep your champagne bottle upright and away from direct sunlight or artificial light, ideally in a cool cellar or fridge. Non vintage champagne generally remains fresh for three to four years, while vintage bottles can maintain their quality for ten years or more.
September 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
screenshot from clair obscur expedition 33 which reads: PAINTED POWER PICTOS ACQUIRED THE POWER TO DEAL MORE THAN 9999 DAMAGE
September 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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bart getting scored on by martin, much as arch has been scored on by mark god damn schlereth
August 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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2025 preseason sloup index, what questions do you have
2025 nfl preseason sloup index - nfl teams Awesome (Huge favorite to win division) - Eagles, Chiefs, Bills, Buccaneers Probably Good (Likely playoff teams) - Ravens, Packers, Lions, Bengals Wild Card (Playoff Fringe, not likely to make a deep run) - Commanders, 49ers, Rams, Texans, Broncos, Chargers, Vikings, Jaguars, Bears Probably Bad (Likely non-playoff teams, still interesting to watch) - Seahawks, Raiders, Jets, Cardinals, Falcons, Cowboys, Colts, Dolphins, Patriots, Panthers Trash (Do not watch these teams) - Steelers, Giants, Titans, Browns, Saints 2025 nfl preseason sloup index - nfl quarterbacks Awesome (Hell yeah) - Mahomes, Jackson, Allen, Burrow Probably Good (Firm starter who elevates teammates) - Hurts, Herbert, Love, Stafford, Stroud, Prescott, Lawrence Wild Card (Wide range of outcomes, I want to see more) - Daniels, Williams, Maye, Nix, Penix, Ward, Young, McCarthy Probably Bad (Safe starter, but doesn't elevate teammates) - Goff, Mayfield, Smith, Purdy, Darnold, Fields, Murray, Tagovailoa Trash (Get this guy outta here) - Rattler, Flacco, Wilson, Rodgers, Jones Intrigue Backup (Backup who could rise above Trash if he plays) - Richardson, Dart, Milroe
August 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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i'm sorry if this is a death stranding joke i don't understand or whatever but
hideo kojima posting goofy pictures of a bespectacled white man eating cheese in an intentionally silly manner the "She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!" meme
August 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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unreal ratio in progress
the "morpheus is fighting neo" scene from THE MATRIX (1999) labeled to describe my relationship to my followers
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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unreal ratio in progress
i'm not alt texting the actual post by @alexhammy209.bsky.social, which has 71 comments, 24 reposts and 0 likes as of my post
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM