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Sloan Garrett
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Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious gay themed novel that a rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Always speak truth to power. Always. Even when you're on Air Force One or reporting from the Oval Office.

Artist credit: Nick Anderson
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The kind of headline that puts you in a coma before you're done reading it
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Absolutely no decency. Anyone who supports this should be shunned. Friends, family…anyone. Isolate MAGA and let them feel your disdain. Tolerating them is letting them off the hook.
Mar-a-Lago guests feasting on fancy meals while a music video falsely claiming Trump won in 2020 plays on the side screens
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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This is who owns the Blue Jays. Rogers is, like all giant corporations, a sociopath.
Canadian workers laid off months after Rogers forced them to join Ericsson
Ericsson is laying off hundreds of former Rogers employees who were forced to join Ericsson in April as part of alleged outsourcing.
mobilesyrup.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Most of the players aren't Canadian, and the team is owned by a giant company that recently made 100s of employees become contract workers to keep their jobs, and then fired them anyway. Why exactly, as a Canadian, am I supposed to feel anything for the entity that is the Blue Jays? I don't get it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I think sports teams should always be owned by the municipalities they play in, rather than by billionaires & corporations who take advantage of local pride while basically acting as parasites.

I'd care if a team owned by a Canadian city had lost. I just don't care that a team owned by Rogers lost.
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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men will wear hockey pads in public to kidnap and disappear immigrants instead of go to therapy
October 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Things I Liked About Joe Biden:

He didn't put tacky bric-a-brac all over the Oval Office.

He didn't kidnap or torture.

He didn't accept bribes.

He didn't murder fishermen.

He didn't shake down the DOJ for $230 million.

He didn't destroy a wing of the White House.

He wasn't in Epstein's Files.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Hitler had a large ball room/ reception hall built at the Old Reich Chancellery in Berlin This was part of a major renovation of the building after he became Chancellor. It was designed by Albert Speer and completed in 1939
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I'm sure we all understand why corporate media ignores all the above and says that as long as the peace deal Trump stole from Biden after secretly working to prolong the Gazan genocide for a year pans out, Trump should get the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

I mean I don't understand why, but someone must.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I'm certainly not focused here on the fact that he's lied about his academic record, lied about his medical record, lied about his business record, cheated on every woman who's ever trusted him, stolen cash from his relatives, and betrayed America to any autocrat willing to do business with him.
October 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.
October 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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"The political ineptitude of the magnates of industry and finance was no less than that of the generals and led to the mistaken belief that if they coughed up large enough sums for Hitler he would be beholden to them."

Shirer, William L. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich (p. 237)
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Clouds are cold and wet.
September 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Turned on local news to see losers being sentimental about Starbucks. globalnews.ca/news/1145318...
Starbucks stores closing in B.C.: What we know so far | Globalnews.ca
'In fiscal year 2026, we’ll grow the number of coffeehouses we operate as we continue to invest in our business,' a Starbucks Canada spokesperson told Global News.
globalnews.ca
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I could never responsibly choose to be a parent, with all these devices and apps I already have to take care of.
September 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Keep the logo but change the name to Barrel o’ Crackers
September 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM