Sloan Garrett
@sloangarrett.bsky.social
Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious gay themed novel that a rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.
That’s horrible. I’d mix it into maple walnut ice cream.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That’s horrible. I’d mix it into maple walnut ice cream.
Attending the incredibly tedious fan cons would be the worst part, but small price to pay for tens of million$.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Attending the incredibly tedious fan cons would be the worst part, but small price to pay for tens of million$.
"Lascivious intent" kills me. "There was no intent. The fucking just happened." Or the more sinister implication, "The intent was hers."
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"Lascivious intent" kills me. "There was no intent. The fucking just happened." Or the more sinister implication, "The intent was hers."
Have always liked him. Finally watched The Dropout and he’s magnificent as a hoodwinked George Shultz.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Have always liked him. Finally watched The Dropout and he’s magnificent as a hoodwinked George Shultz.
Prime Minister Carney is promoting megaprojects that will benefit Trump’s billionaire buddies.
PM Carney: no taxpayer subsidies for American billionaires!
Donald Trump’s billionaire donors are pushing a new gas terminal on the coast of British Columbia. It would be 100% American owned – and built in Korea. BUT THEY WANT US TO PAY FOR IT.
www.dogwoodbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Prime Minister Carney is promoting megaprojects that will benefit Trump’s billionaire buddies.
I hate it when I visit someone and they can’t serve me a pint of milk.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hate it when I visit someone and they can’t serve me a pint of milk.
That image looks a bit… greasy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That image looks a bit… greasy.
Is that the one where the characters have money problems but eat in restaurants all the time and have endless wardrobes of pricey outfits?
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Is that the one where the characters have money problems but eat in restaurants all the time and have endless wardrobes of pricey outfits?
These employees were on straight salary, so it seemed to be more about preferring the office to home.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
These employees were on straight salary, so it seemed to be more about preferring the office to home.
I once had a job where I tracked billable hours and male employees’ hours usually went way up after they became fathers.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I once had a job where I tracked billable hours and male employees’ hours usually went way up after they became fathers.
At a certain all-inclusive resort in Mexico, any employee we encountered smiled, put their hand on their heart and said hello. We wanted to tell them they didn’t have to make that silly gesture, but I’m sure it was mandatory.
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
At a certain all-inclusive resort in Mexico, any employee we encountered smiled, put their hand on their heart and said hello. We wanted to tell them they didn’t have to make that silly gesture, but I’m sure it was mandatory.
None of them provide value because lapel coats leave the upper chest and front of the neck cold and exposed. You have to add a scarf or a zip-up inner piece like coat #1, and why should you have to? They’re all impractical.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
None of them provide value because lapel coats leave the upper chest and front of the neck cold and exposed. You have to add a scarf or a zip-up inner piece like coat #1, and why should you have to? They’re all impractical.
It's best to be impersonal at work to not run the risk of this kind of thing.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's best to be impersonal at work to not run the risk of this kind of thing.
Reposted by Sloan Garrett
This is who owns the Blue Jays. Rogers is, like all giant corporations, a sociopath.
Canadian workers laid off months after Rogers forced them to join Ericsson
Ericsson is laying off hundreds of former Rogers employees who were forced to join Ericsson in April as part of alleged outsourcing.
mobilesyrup.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This is who owns the Blue Jays. Rogers is, like all giant corporations, a sociopath.
Reposted by Sloan Garrett
Most of the players aren't Canadian, and the team is owned by a giant company that recently made 100s of employees become contract workers to keep their jobs, and then fired them anyway. Why exactly, as a Canadian, am I supposed to feel anything for the entity that is the Blue Jays? I don't get it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Most of the players aren't Canadian, and the team is owned by a giant company that recently made 100s of employees become contract workers to keep their jobs, and then fired them anyway. Why exactly, as a Canadian, am I supposed to feel anything for the entity that is the Blue Jays? I don't get it.
At home I don't have to sit through 20+ minutes of trailers and commercials.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
At home I don't have to sit through 20+ minutes of trailers and commercials.
As a gay kid, I read my dad’s Playboys for the articles. I didn’t care about girls but I sure knew a lot about stereos and cocktails.
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
As a gay kid, I read my dad’s Playboys for the articles. I didn’t care about girls but I sure knew a lot about stereos and cocktails.
“Acetaminophen” is too complicated a word, I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Acetaminophen” is too complicated a word, I guess.
Fran called, drunk.
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fran called, drunk.