Sloan Garrett
@sloangarrett.bsky.social
Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious gay themed novel that a rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.
The kind of headline that puts you in a coma before you're done reading it
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The kind of headline that puts you in a coma before you're done reading it
Curiosity got the better of me.
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Curiosity got the better of me.
Clouds are cold and wet.
September 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Clouds are cold and wet.
Tofino, Canada late 1990s
September 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tofino, Canada late 1990s
Paul Schrader posted this on Facebook.
September 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Paul Schrader posted this on Facebook.
The cast of 21 Jump Street. I guess I require a team.
August 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The cast of 21 Jump Street. I guess I require a team.
Sometimes art just makes itself in your living room.
August 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sometimes art just makes itself in your living room.
Target Back to School 2025 is light pink and there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it.
August 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Target Back to School 2025 is light pink and there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it.
My humble effort
August 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My humble effort
Don't overthink it: What comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
July 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don't overthink it: What comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
This teeny tiny doodle I made on a folded-up napkin is dear to me because it fell out of my pocket and later I found it carefully placed in my building's lobby as if someone thought it should be found.
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This teeny tiny doodle I made on a folded-up napkin is dear to me because it fell out of my pocket and later I found it carefully placed in my building's lobby as if someone thought it should be found.
Gmail doesn't like "nice motel" but it's fine with "shitty motel."
July 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Gmail doesn't like "nice motel" but it's fine with "shitty motel."
Cell towers should be public property.
July 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Cell towers should be public property.
I didn't bring enough doodling supplies to the meeting
July 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I didn't bring enough doodling supplies to the meeting
Hmm, could use a new blender… maybe this marriage isn’t going as well as I thought…
July 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hmm, could use a new blender… maybe this marriage isn’t going as well as I thought…
Cry me a fuckin' river.
July 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cry me a fuckin' river.
Escaping into letting cryptic crosswords drive me a bit crazy
May 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Escaping into letting cryptic crosswords drive me a bit crazy
Well, it's quite an honour to be made into a brand of Aspirin anyway.
April 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Well, it's quite an honour to be made into a brand of Aspirin anyway.