Sleepaway Champ
@sleepawaychamp.bsky.social
Rapidly-decaying desert goth from New Mexico. Writing. Media. Immersive fiction. Union goon. Collaborator for the news collective @505omatic.bsky.social. Plz give me a job.
Pinned
burping and scratching its belly towards Bethlehem to be born
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Blood is like AI in Yharnam. You walk past an ad like "The haberdashery you love, now with Blood," you're like the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Blood is like AI in Yharnam. You walk past an ad like "The haberdashery you love, now with Blood," you're like the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
1950s bodysnatchers is garbage. completely misses the thing that makes snatchers scary. you have no one to call. the only authorities you can appeal to are also bodysnatchers. that’s the point.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
1950s bodysnatchers is garbage. completely misses the thing that makes snatchers scary. you have no one to call. the only authorities you can appeal to are also bodysnatchers. that’s the point.
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people who complain about weed being too strong must be, like, tripping dicks when they wash their dishes with unscented soap. they ate a peppercorn once and their pupils dilated like Requiem For a Dream.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
people who complain about weed being too strong must be, like, tripping dicks when they wash their dishes with unscented soap. they ate a peppercorn once and their pupils dilated like Requiem For a Dream.
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Underworld lyrics are nonsense but in Born Slippy they suggest someone in a club encountering the numinous divine. One line it’s: “Shouting: Lager, Lager, Lager, Lager.” Then: “MegaMega WHITE THING. MegaMega WHITE THING.”
What was the megamega white thing and how many lagers does it take to see it?
What was the megamega white thing and how many lagers does it take to see it?
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Underworld lyrics are nonsense but in Born Slippy they suggest someone in a club encountering the numinous divine. One line it’s: “Shouting: Lager, Lager, Lager, Lager.” Then: “MegaMega WHITE THING. MegaMega WHITE THING.”
What was the megamega white thing and how many lagers does it take to see it?
What was the megamega white thing and how many lagers does it take to see it?
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Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?
so help me i will pin my eyes open to make it to Slam’s set
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
so help me i will pin my eyes open to make it to Slam’s set
anyone want to pay me an absurd amount of money to write a few dozen editorials about performative tinycoatbros?
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
anyone want to pay me an absurd amount of money to write a few dozen editorials about performative tinycoatbros?
underworld show is like peace love unity and horseshoe pattern baldness. 💞PLUHPB💞
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
underworld show is like peace love unity and horseshoe pattern baldness. 💞PLUHPB💞
i just saw underworld perform juanita/ kiteless/ to dream of love 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i just saw underworld perform juanita/ kiteless/ to dream of love 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
country music fans would consume pig crap if you put a cowboy hat on the bucket
AI slop hits new high as fake country artist hits #1 on Billboard digital songs chart
AI slop hits new high as fake country artist hits #1 on Billboard digital songs chart
It sounds a lot like everything else
AI slop has reached a new level of ascendancy, as a country song by an AI artist has hit number one on Billboard's Country Digital Song Sales chart.…
dlvr.it
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
country music fans would consume pig crap if you put a cowboy hat on the bucket
i remember almost nothing from boyscouts except the old vet who demonstrated the “correct” way to retire an american flag, which would take about 5 years as you separated all the colors into like piles and burned them separately in a special fire, then capped the ashes into bottles and buried them
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i remember almost nothing from boyscouts except the old vet who demonstrated the “correct” way to retire an american flag, which would take about 5 years as you separated all the colors into like piles and burned them separately in a special fire, then capped the ashes into bottles and buried them
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Epstein thought trump was gross.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Epstein thought trump was gross.
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IT GOT BETTER
📍Central MN
📍Central MN
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
IT GOT BETTER
📍Central MN
📍Central MN
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PA FOLKS LOOK OUTSIDE !!
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
PA FOLKS LOOK OUTSIDE !!
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
GRIIIIIIIIIFIIIIIIITH!
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
GRIIIIIIIIIFIIIIIIITH!
in santa fe the cops are bigger than jesus
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
in santa fe the cops are bigger than jesus
We brought back Electronic Gaming Monthly, Carol.
We made you a Detroit pizza, Carol.
We’ll let you punch Elon Musk in the face, Carol.
We made you a Detroit pizza, Carol.
We’ll let you punch Elon Musk in the face, Carol.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We brought back Electronic Gaming Monthly, Carol.
We made you a Detroit pizza, Carol.
We’ll let you punch Elon Musk in the face, Carol.
We made you a Detroit pizza, Carol.
We’ll let you punch Elon Musk in the face, Carol.
i’m going to need every censorious, dilettante reader of fiction to watch about two minutes of “bumfights” from the 2000s and then talk about “harmful” media.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i’m going to need every censorious, dilettante reader of fiction to watch about two minutes of “bumfights” from the 2000s and then talk about “harmful” media.
there’s a show out now that i don’t want to spoil but we only get a good Bodysnatchers, my favorite monster, every 15 to 25 years.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
there’s a show out now that i don’t want to spoil but we only get a good Bodysnatchers, my favorite monster, every 15 to 25 years.
one notices the cap for medicaid in new mexico is higher than the cap for family planning. eugenics goin strong in 2025.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
one notices the cap for medicaid in new mexico is higher than the cap for family planning. eugenics goin strong in 2025.