Sleepaway Champ
@sleepawaychamp.bsky.social
Rapidly-decaying desert goth from New Mexico. Writing. Media. Immersive fiction. Union goon. Collaborator for the news collective @505omatic.bsky.social. Plz give me a job.
Pinned
burping and scratching its belly towards Bethlehem to be born
Counterpoints: The oil industry is already doing the reductions and it’s 60 degrees in February.
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Counterpoints: The oil industry is already doing the reductions and it’s 60 degrees in February.
if i were either of the two surviving beastie boys, i would politely ask kid rock to stop mentioning us in his songs
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
if i were either of the two surviving beastie boys, i would politely ask kid rock to stop mentioning us in his songs
Oil and gas keeps hammering "affordability" as a reason to not dump poison in our state— in some cases things they can actually sell but can't be fucked to fix their equipment.
You know what's unaffordable? Your house burning down in a wildfire. Getting cancer from the air you breathe. Thirst.
You know what's unaffordable? Your house burning down in a wildfire. Getting cancer from the air you breathe. Thirst.
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Oil and gas keeps hammering "affordability" as a reason to not dump poison in our state— in some cases things they can actually sell but can't be fucked to fix their equipment.
You know what's unaffordable? Your house burning down in a wildfire. Getting cancer from the air you breathe. Thirst.
You know what's unaffordable? Your house burning down in a wildfire. Getting cancer from the air you breathe. Thirst.
“Every dollar they spend fighting you is a dollar they can’t spend on themselves.” The Gospel of Spite (3:16)
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
“Every dollar they spend fighting you is a dollar they can’t spend on themselves.” The Gospel of Spite (3:16)
got our bill out of committee. god damn i love winning!
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
got our bill out of committee. god damn i love winning!
it sounds like people are dying from frontier diseases in this room
February 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
it sounds like people are dying from frontier diseases in this room
Climate bill opposition has an oil and gas boss who just described his employees as, "Fighting paycheck to paycheck." WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, MY DUDE?!
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Climate bill opposition has an oil and gas boss who just described his employees as, "Fighting paycheck to paycheck." WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, MY DUDE?!
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Small dog suffers broken rib after being repeatedly kicked by U.S. Marshals deputy. "Action News 5 obtained two videos that show the marshals service employee kicking Yoshi not once, but twice." www.actionnews5.com/2026/02/07/d...
Dog kicked by Memphis Safe Task Force member on the mend as US Marshals defend action
The dog’s owner told Action News 5 that the deputy U.S. marshal seen punting her pup had no reason to do so, but officials with the U.S. Marshals Service say otherwise.
www.actionnews5.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Small dog suffers broken rib after being repeatedly kicked by U.S. Marshals deputy. "Action News 5 obtained two videos that show the marshals service employee kicking Yoshi not once, but twice." www.actionnews5.com/2026/02/07/d...
I'm listening to senators debate a gun ban. Someone could turn this entire issue around by saying, "I don't support gun bans. I am part of a nonprofit dedicated to arming the homeless."
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I'm listening to senators debate a gun ban. Someone could turn this entire issue around by saying, "I don't support gun bans. I am part of a nonprofit dedicated to arming the homeless."
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Liberals will ignore the entire past century of anticommunist activities they’ve been engaged in and be like, “How can you be so hostile to your allies?” 😭 Not sure if you assholes have noticed, but this country is in deep shit because socialists have repeatedly trusted you and been betrayed!
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Liberals will ignore the entire past century of anticommunist activities they’ve been engaged in and be like, “How can you be so hostile to your allies?” 😭 Not sure if you assholes have noticed, but this country is in deep shit because socialists have repeatedly trusted you and been betrayed!
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"Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile. In protest, I declined election to the National Institute of Arts and Letters some years ago, and now I must decline the Pulitzer Prize."
Sinclair Lewis, born 7 February 1885.
Sinclair Lewis, born 7 February 1885.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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"Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile. In protest, I declined election to the National Institute of Arts and Letters some years ago, and now I must decline the Pulitzer Prize."
Sinclair Lewis, born 7 February 1885.
Sinclair Lewis, born 7 February 1885.
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile. In protest, I declined election to the National Institute of Arts and Letters some years ago, and now I must decline the Pulitzer Prize."
Sinclair Lewis, born 7 February 1885.
Sinclair Lewis, born 7 February 1885.
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I love being a genius of the left 😎
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I love being a genius of the left 😎
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The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
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Memeing towards Bethlehem
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Memeing towards Bethlehem
electronic music wife
February 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
electronic music wife
One Battle After Another is about how radical left strategies are shared and iterated on down through generations. It sees strength in connections BETWEEN people who have common cause and says they are stronger than individual abilities or genetics or family.
So it’s a problematic movie.
So it’s a problematic movie.
February 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
One Battle After Another is about how radical left strategies are shared and iterated on down through generations. It sees strength in connections BETWEEN people who have common cause and says they are stronger than individual abilities or genetics or family.
So it’s a problematic movie.
So it’s a problematic movie.
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dark horse candidate: New Mexico
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
dark horse candidate: New Mexico
All stories about Zones are good. i’d say all stories about Zones kick ass, but I’m including Zone of Interest in my Zone metrics.
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
All stories about Zones are good. i’d say all stories about Zones kick ass, but I’m including Zone of Interest in my Zone metrics.
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hey i made this if you need it you can use it
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
hey i made this if you need it you can use it
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bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.
Zoom has a new feature that keeps me in frame so my colleagues can watch me shoveling spaghetti into my face.
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Zoom has a new feature that keeps me in frame so my colleagues can watch me shoveling spaghetti into my face.
Can we please stop telling the victims of our country that all the death and destruction visited on their families is "a distraction?"
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Can we please stop telling the victims of our country that all the death and destruction visited on their families is "a distraction?"
Imagine waking up at 4:30 in the morning for training every day since you were a kid and then this asshole shows up to ruin your moment.
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Imagine waking up at 4:30 in the morning for training every day since you were a kid and then this asshole shows up to ruin your moment.
taking my coworker out for beers tonight
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
taking my coworker out for beers tonight